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What's an adequate attack rating for a draft horse? How about a Lipizzan ? These guys are bad-ass. Trained to flip out like ninjas. Definitely a match for any pirate. BTW, what's with the "Hi Mom"? Doesn't the tart have some washing to catch up on> :eek:

Check this ****e out..... Some damn hillbilly dug a hole, covered, wired it for internet and set it for shooting at deer. There's a snake, a mouse, some flooding....hey, I FOUND MASTERGOODALE!!! The "Hole" story here.

Wow, Spanker, you are all kinds of spun up this morning aren't you? Did you get into mommy and daddy's medicine cabinet and find the caffeine pills? You know how you get when you have caffeine or sugary foods. Now go sit in your room until you can behave like a civilized human being....something like the year 2035 should be long enough. BTW, if you have all this time to spout off, you sackless twit, you have time for a PBEM. BRING IT OUT, MAGGOT!!!!! :mad: :mad: To Axe2121 and Dave H, Thank you for your recent 'gift(s)' of what I suppose were your feeble attempts at TNT-filled bits 'o fury. I appreciate the attempt but you throw like a couple of lil school girls. Y'all suxxors. No turns last night as we were entertaining and the events coordinator dictated a 'computer-free' evening. Thank you for your impatience and please to be getting bent, Your Daddy

Yeah but whatever happened to our urbane, suave, super-spy Teddy Windsor. Not being a gamey, mep-edge-hugging, useless git he would lose like a true gentleman. So, Sparker, put down the bong and pick out a scenario. Preferably another hellish Berli bit like that hoor-ish one you played so poorly in our last encounter.

Just none of yourself please. I'm just getting over a minor stomach ailment. </font>

OMFG, NO JU DINNIT!!! I KNOW JU DINNIT JUZ SAY DAT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: A set-up for satisfaction, lady. Some romp through vineyards for fun. I challenge ye. BTW, 2 PM on Friday and I obtain my new puppy. Ah the photos will flow....

What would a "Kitty" know about pooches? :mad: :mad: Read the history link and in the first paragraph it states the Australian origin of...now see if you can follow this...the "Australian" Cattle Dog. Kathy Christian wrote a book, available @ amazon.com, that details all things Australian Cattle Dog. And to Axe2121, your love of ADD explains your poor gaming skills. maggot. :mad: :mad: [ June 30, 2004, 07:21 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino2 ]

Link to ACD breed history. Great ACD website with links to breeders and photos and more.....

ACDs are great with kids, if raised with them. Only one ACD in the US is a working Police Dog. Here in NoCal, actually. Not mean or ill-tempered by nature but a bit cool to strangers. Very loving and protective of their owners. They need a lot, A LOT, of your time. I wouldn't buy one and stick in the back yard to 'look cool'. If you do, your yard will look like the surface of the moon and anything that can be damaged, will be damaged. I had a red male a few years back that used to like to sneak up on my Uncle Jerry as he wandered through the gardens. Patches would sneak up on Jerry and hunker down like he was gonna nip him in the ankle. Typical herding instinct. This started after I had to leave the dog with my mom for my last year of school (mom and Uncle Jerry were neighbors and they had removed the fence between the properties to expand the garden). I suspect the lack of attention and exercise was driving the poor pooch to odd behaviour. Other than this odd quirk, Patches only barked at the mailman (typical dog) or when there were raccoons tearing up the back yard. He hated them feckers. More anecdotes should you need/ want them. editted to add: Gawd all that prattling and missed the main point....yes, Dingo in the ACD line but that was way back. Later introductions take that line out of the AKC standards. let me get some links up.... [ June 30, 2004, 06:45 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino2 ]

There are no bad dogs, only lice-encrusted, Foster's-drinking, koala-humping, brain-dead git owners. editted to add: Snarker my understanding is that the Aussies breed a more aggresive line(s) of Australian Cattle Dogs that is(/ are) not recognized in by the AKC due to repeated introductions of Dingos back into the line. One fellow believed that 1/8th and 1/16th Dingo Cattle Dogs were better suited for the harsh Outback and provide the necessary protection that such isolation demanded. These dogs tend to be a little more 'wild' and hence more unpredictable but some swear by them for herding. [ June 30, 2004, 05:13 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino2 ]

I really liked playing this scenario. Has anyone looked at re-doing with the new tweaks of CMBB or CMAK? I looked at The Scenario Depot but didn't see either the BB or AK option. Thanks for the help in advance,

Hey, Axe2121, how you you like dem apples? Well, not apples, really. We ran out of apples but had plenty of mortar rounds left over to lob at yer troops ya gamey, map-edge-hugging fecker. And what's with, Dave H? Are you weak with hunger awaiting your monthly Social Security check? All out of gubmint cheese-loaf? Pick up the pace or I will have to amuse myself by smacking Snarker around like he enjoys so good. On a semi-related note, is Sockpuppet still making maggot inspired scenarios full of 'splodies and fire?

...Anyway, I started kicking his butt at these games so he stopped playing me, the maggot! :mad: ... </font>

Gamey, Game Updates The BDLRM is progressing nicely, when that girl's blouse, Dave H sends turns. His clanky thing is now bogged in a reverse slope defense and is as useless as hisself. One pop-gun has gone POP! and his destruction is coming along nicely. Axe2121 is a gamey bastiche and is shooting 3000+ rounds at my MG bunker to no avail so far, while learning why mortars are bad. Die, dirt bag!

ROIGHT, AUSSIE Oi, Oi Did somebody say dingo? . Well, not full blooded Dingo but Australian Cattle Dogs do have a bit of the wild dog in the lines. I don't know if they pissed him off on purpose or this dog is generally pissed off. In case you were wondering this is the same kind of dog that Crocodile Dundee had, except his was more reptilian. Heading out this week to check on a puppy. Will post photos if/ when I can. [ June 29, 2004, 04:45 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino2 ]

What are you looking at, tough guy? HUH?!?!?!? You want some of this, maggot?

Dave H, you grab-ass-tic, hoor. You better be picking up the turn rate now that peeps are finishing this pile of carp you call BDLRM. One feckin' turn a night just won't do, won't do at all. I may be forced to start a game with Sparkie, Spitwad or even Assmonkey#1.

Pfffft. Mate, you're a bloody p*ss poor excuse for a drinker. It's beer first, second and third! Then maybe a shower but only if there's no more beer. And if there isn't you better have a bloody good excuse! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Mace </font>

feh, what a piss-poor excuse for a human being....and even a poor showing for a Canuck. Beer is always first...then the shower to wash the moose piss off and THEN turns out. Dave H set-up out tonight...tomorrow at the latest. 20,000 cases of Cabernet Sauvignon trumps you and your meager, albeit misguided, hopes of victory.

Axe and I played a version of that game, you cheating piece of MasterGoodale's mold. I called it "Trucks with Guns". Quick and painless - for me, anyway. </font>

Come now, it's not the drinking of that swill, it's the come down when you swear off the stuff. Just ask Seanachi. The poor lad went straight off the deep end when the case I sent him was finished off. Luckily, the one month suspension from the boards calmed him right back down again. Dave H, you ignorant slut, you know that I prefer the goose-stepping, uber-truppen to defeat you. Alas, it looks like I will have to put away my mink lederhosen for this bout. Winner calls the next battle....I am going make you relive the horror of gameyness that was 'Tin Can Armored Car Rally v1.01". Prepare for the smiting.

If you still have the email addie, send me a setup. Something interesting, amusing and full of fury...quite the opposite of yerself, Nancy.

My, oh my, how long has it been? 3 months? 4 months? And to paraphrase Herr Uber-Gnome what a sackless collection of "coprophagic monkey-touchers" you have assembled here. Only able to force my way through the last two pages of dreck I see that although Assmonkey#1 is capable of learning new skills, he is incapable of gaining anything resembling intelligence. Maybe Paula, obviously being the smarter of part of your union, would be able to master the remote control celing fan option. As this requires dexterity and higher brain function you can plop yourself on the couch and keep your hamhocks out of harm's way. This will save the lovely lady the adding task of cleaning up the copious amounts of lard that you would be sweating out all over her house....yes, HER house...go ahead, ask her. As to the "Band of Brothers" aside....excellent show. And for once Dave H showed some glimmer of mental ability by leaving his peace-pipe-smoking, tie-dyed-tee-shirt-making, Birkenstock-wearing-hippy views off the GF. Hatred for you all...Ta-ta [ June 14, 2004, 04:36 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino2 ]

Just FYI... they have lions in Kenya.

The valiant forces of Keke are embarking upon their assualt of the innumerable forces of Dave H .