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    Three Olde Ones in a Boat, and a Peng Challenge from a Dog named King

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

    Posted

    Originally posted by OGSF:

    SHUT THA FECK OOP, YE PYTHON RECITIN' GIT BASTARRRRDS! Wae all knoo tha stankin' worrrds. Pillocks.

    Since I didnt understand one word of this (well, I did understand "Shut", "python" and "all") first I thought it was some clever code "shoot all pythons"? but then I realized it might be in another language so I tried to run this through the internet translator, Bablefish or something... alas it didnt work, my computer blew up, and now I think I might have started a new internet virus.
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    Three Olde Ones in a Boat, and a Peng Challenge from a Dog named King

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

    Posted

    Originally posted by lenakonrad:

    I like to apologize to evryone,

    who was offended by low wit of my previous posts

    ...

    if you really offended and majority of you will point that,i shall banned myself from posting on this forum forever.

    Watch and learn Nidan1. You should have posted something along these lines several months ago...oh the agony we would all have been spared.

    Edited as a tribute to Denise Richards

    [ February 04, 2003, 04:28 PM: Message edited by: Leutnant Hortlund ]

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    Three Olde Ones in a Boat, and a Peng Challenge from a Dog named King

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

    Posted

    Originally posted by Seanachai:

    For God's sake, someone give the little Polish girl a game or we'll be reading things like this for weeks!

    *sigh* ours is not to reason why... and all that

    Ok you there...the Polish guy.

    Send me a setup. QB 700 points, conscript russian cavalry vs veteran German mechanized. Meeting engagement. 1941, nice weather, no treecover, no hills, no town...just a big nice steppe map.

    I'll be the Germans.

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    Three Olde Ones in a Boat, and a Peng Challenge from a Dog named King

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

    Posted

    Originally posted by lenakonrad:

    when you hate me , I feel its a good beginning.

    You reason the same way with girls too huh? Alas, it doesnt work that way. The girls will always hate you. Just like I do.

    when i get the setup,or should i send you one?

    Log out now and wait by your mailbox. Within a couple of months you should get an email from this adress: stopharrassingmeyoumorontakeahintandsodoff@forcryingoutlo.ud

    Now Hurry!

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    Three Olde Ones in a Boat, and a Peng Challenge from a Dog named King

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

    Posted

    Originally posted by lenakonrad:

    Dear Leutnant

    blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

    Look, maybe you should just go away? It is painfully obvious for everyone in here that you dont really have any business here. I have seen better challenges coming from 13yr old choire girls.

    Now SOD OFF or Crzztychiezwyx Mkwwxooyyzz or however you say that in polish.

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    Three Olde Ones in a Boat, and a Peng Challenge from a Dog named King

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

    Posted

    Lars since I am but a lowly squire, starved for attention maybe you could see it in your most generous heart to allow me to take over this sad and pitiful "challenge"? It would give me great pleasure to bring you this polish clowns head on a spike ...all for the greater glory of The Dipsomaniac Dane's Ale House naturally.

    If this sad pole ever manages a decent taunt that is.

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    STUGGED UP AGAIN

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

    Posted

    Enter emoticons

    Emoticons: (chorus)

    -We are the tools of the unskilled writers. When someone fails to express himself through the written language he resorts to us. You should not hate us, because we only exist because of your shortcomings.

    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Enter Leutnant Hortlund and two German soldiers

    Lt Hortlund:

    -Obergrefreiter, take those disgusting "emoticons" out back and shoot them.

    Emoticons:

    -Oh noooo

    :eek: :eek: :eek:

    Soldier:

    -Jawohl!

    Exit soldiers and emoticons

    *sound of gunfire*

    Lt Hortlund

    turns and faces the audience

    -I know that some of you are scared. That some of you doubt your own ability to express yourselves through the written language. But we all feel like that from time to time.

    I have myself full confidence that if all do their duty,if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our bulletin board, to ride out the storm of emoticons, and to outlive the menace of tyranny, if necessary for years

    if necessary alone.

    At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of me and my merry men

    That is the will of this bulletin board and indeed the entire internet.

    The BFC Empire stand together as one linked in our cause and in our need, we will defend our bulletin board, each other like good comrades

    to the utmost of our strength.

    Even though large tracts of Europe and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the emoticons and all the odious apparatus of their rule, we shall not flag or fail.

    We shall go on to the end.

    We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans,

    We shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air,

    We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be,

    We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds,

    We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets,

    We shall fight in the hills;

    We shall never surrender,

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