Nidan1

Tis but a metamorphosis, a change, a difficult but necessary transitional period, during which newcomers and Olde Ones alike must find a new plateau of wit, panache, and in some cases taste. Change is a required engine of growth, because some old sods find it an unfamiliar place now, does not mean that the MBT is in any worse shape than it was, say, six months ago. As long as there is a Forum, there is hope for the Peng Thread . Loonies abound on these cyber pages, and at any time someone could stop by and revive the literary standards (standards???) of this fetid place. Just as Napolean left the world stage and stopped his ideas of European conquest, only to return some time later to renew his grand schemes. The MBT will rise like the Phoenix from the ashes of poor grammar, and Rodney Dangerfield one liners. Who can top Baghdad Bob anyway, I swear this is true!!!!! [ April 27, 2003, 02:22 PM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

Hello, Hello..... Boo Boo anybody home in there, I said unarmed not onearmed , geez, I dont think you'd be capable of pouring water from a boot if the instructions were written on the heel, how's that?

Death is the foregone conclusion of life, but we are not less alive for it. Just so the few and valiant fight the faceless horde. As Ohioans are a horde-like people, I think you should play the Russians. </font>

I passed a little gas awhile ago.... no bigee. I suspect the same applies to the Olde Ones. [ April 24, 2003, 12:58 PM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

Udates From the Front continued...... Leutnant Hogwash : Although he posts regular drivel, is an object of hatred on the General Forum, and cannot find a woman who wants to be "more than a friend" (those are his good points) HE CANNOT FIND THE TIME TO RETURN A FILE. Better for him, since he is losing badly. sgtgoody : As a good squire should, he rushes across open ground into the waiting sights of my MG-34s, ah loyalty. Speedy: Once again displays his lack of tactical ability and wit, as my Russian airborne units surround him in an embrace of death, he tells old Boo_Radley stories of all things. Mace: Is brave, in a girly sort of way, (not a bad thing really), but like the rest his troops are doomed. lenakonrad: : Has once again slipped off the face of the earth, and has not sent a turn. I dont blame him really, he is losing badly. Seanachai: Yes the Gnome himself, and I are rushing headlong at each other, into a meeting that he will dearly regret. must go again....will do more later....

YOU WANT SOME TAUNTS, I'LL GIVE YOU SOME TAUNTS!!! Well maybe just some Updates from the Front: AussieJeff : Went from playing five games a day to one turn a week. Lord knows, perhaps losing all the time is finally sinking in; " hey Jeff, this is your EGO speaking, can't you find something to do that elevates me a little? Maybe you can volunteer for the local sheep shearing festival or something? This CM stuff is not good for you, take my advice. Boo_Radley : My former Liege, though probably an upstanding member of his community and a fine family man, could not play an effective game of Combat Mission if his life depended on it. Even the act of attaching a ringing generator box to his privates and "reaching out" , cannot rouse him from the lethargy which seems to consume him. Gaylord : Though capable of the most inane and sometimes funny Thread postings, cannot figure out that the Victory Locations are a GOOD THING, and that you are supposed to get them, not run away from them. Leeo : Though he sacrifices his animated forces like a French General on the Somme, nothing he does is of tactically efficient value, other than sending his pixelated troops into "Cyber Heaven" Must work now....to be continued.......

YOU WANT SOME TAUNTS, I'LL GIVE YOU SOME TAUNTS!!! Well maybe just some Updates from the Front: AussieJeff : Went from playing five games a day to one turn a week. Lord knows, perhaps losing all the time is finally sinking in; " hey Jeff, this is your EGO speaking, can't you find something to do that elevates me a little? Maybe you can volunteer for the local sheep shearing festival or something? This CM stuff is not good for you, take my advice. Boo_Radley : My former Liege, though probably an upstanding member of his community and a fine family man, could not play an effective game of Combat Mission if his life depended on it. Even the act of attaching a ringing generator box to his privates and "reaching out" , cannot rouse him from the lethargy which seems to consume him. Gaylord : Though capable of the most inane and sometimes funny Thread postings, cannot figure out that the Victory Locations are a GOOD THING, and that you are supposed to get them, not run away from them. Leeo : Though he sacrifices his animated forces like a French General on the Somme, nothing he does is of tactically efficient value, other than sending his pixelated troops into "Cyber Heaven" Must work now....to be continued.......

Don't brag about something that everyone has done. Boo is probably the most patheic CM player (outside of you of course) that I have encountered. Probably the most pathetic human being as well...after all he had me as a squire.

Don't brag about something that everyone has done. Boo is probably the most patheic CM player (outside of you of course) that I have encountered. Probably the most pathetic human being as well...after all he had me as a squire.

Bumped off of page 2. Life is good I guess, none of you opulent living sodds have time to post eh? Too busy enjoying your palaces? Oh wait a minute, that's Saddam.

Bumped off of page 2. Life is good I guess, none of you opulent living sodds have time to post eh? Too busy enjoying your palaces? Oh wait a minute, that's Saddam.

Cesspool Quiz: What moron and frequent visitor to the MBT posted this drivel? No peeking into the General Discussion Forum, please. Prizes to be announced. [ April 18, 2003, 08:27 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

Cesspool Quiz: What moron and frequent visitor to the MBT posted this drivel? No peeking into the General Discussion Forum, please. Prizes to be announced. [ April 18, 2003, 08:27 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

While you're crying in your brew, don't forget to send me a turn, getting pounded may take your mind off your pathetic love life.

While you're crying in your brew, don't forget to send me a turn, getting pounded may take your mind off your pathetic love life.

You could always try lowering your standards...BTW that eyeball licking one sounds pretty cool.

You could always try lowering your standards...BTW that eyeball licking one sounds pretty cool.

Hortlund , sit back, take a deep breath, and remember one thing. The world is a big place, and there are millions and millions of females out there. Women have a strange need to be friends with guys, somehow they have abilities far beyond what we have, i.e the ability to sublimate sexual attraction and channel it to some other form. Men want sex, women want "friendship", it may eventually lead to sex, but then it ruins the "friendship". When a woman starts talking about being your "friend", its over, no sex there my lad, run like hell. American women are famous for this ploy, I'm surprised Swedish women have developed this attitude, I guess "Cosmo" has a Swedish edition? IMHO, it is impossible for men and women to be friends, in the male sense of that word, the differences between sexes is just too great, you can be colleagues, partners, lovers, but never friends. Keep looking, eventually one will come along that meets your needs and doesnt want to be your friend. [ April 17, 2003, 02:19 PM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

Hortlund , sit back, take a deep breath, and remember one thing. The world is a big place, and there are millions and millions of females out there. Women have a strange need to be friends with guys, somehow they have abilities far beyond what we have, i.e the ability to sublimate sexual attraction and channel it to some other form. Men want sex, women want "friendship", it may eventually lead to sex, but then it ruins the "friendship". When a woman starts talking about being your "friend", its over, no sex there my lad, run like hell. American women are famous for this ploy, I'm surprised Swedish women have developed this attitude, I guess "Cosmo" has a Swedish edition? IMHO, it is impossible for men and women to be friends, in the male sense of that word, the differences between sexes is just too great, you can be colleagues, partners, lovers, but never friends. Keep looking, eventually one will come along that meets your needs and doesnt want to be your friend. [ April 17, 2003, 02:19 PM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

Here's one for you, Joe brutish vile barbed Joe waddles agedly, tartly hags rattle warmly [ April 16, 2003, 02:31 PM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

Here's one for you, Joe brutish vile barbed Joe waddles agedly, tartly hags rattle warmly [ April 16, 2003, 02:31 PM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

: Speaking very softly " No, no, Boo , its not a table saw. Please take this glass of water," He has been neglecting to take the psychotropic perscription again. "Now, now Boo , sit down quietly, and put on this jacket" Quickly, he's placid again "Don't be concerned the sleeves are meant to be in the back, just sit quietly" [ April 16, 2003, 01:02 PM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

: Speaking very softly " No, no, Boo , its not a table saw. Please take this glass of water," He has been neglecting to take the psychotropic perscription again. "Now, now Boo , sit down quietly, and put on this jacket" Quickly, he's placid again "Don't be concerned the sleeves are meant to be in the back, just sit quietly" [ April 16, 2003, 01:02 PM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

You're thinking of the Yakusa , you dolt. I have all my fingers, but not all my marbles, which are not required anyway.

You're thinking of the Yakusa , you dolt. I have all my fingers, but not all my marbles, which are not required anyway.