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    Marlon Brando, the PENG CHALLENGE and me

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

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    That evil wolf-fondler CMplayer is up to his gamey tricks again! Taking advantage of my little pussy cat that refused to fire smoke when immobilised and surrounded by his powder puff yanks. Like the big yellow streaked coward he is, he then decided to decorate my kitty's turret with a piat round, therefore killing off the only viable weapon system I have left to fight him.

    No doubt he'll be on here crowing about his big success soon, well he can just sod off cos he's one big fart of a gamey bastiird!!

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    Marlon Brando, the PENG CHALLENGE and me

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

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    Damnit I take 5 minutes out for a bit of slap and tickle and everyone and his arse is on me back. Just back off, alright? Or SOD OFF

    Now then, OGSF you skirt wearing sissy, where's my fecking turn, are you scared of my GREEN troops? Yes everybody, note he has allowed me GREEN troops! I'll still kick his arse.

    My Brave Sir "4 Legged" Knight, YEKNODATHON, I can't seem to get owt right just lately, must be me mid life crisis, I've been chasing bits o skirt all over town, but they won't have it, there's nowt worse than being rejected ay?

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    Marlon Brando, the PENG CHALLENGE and me

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

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    Originally posted by Speedbump:

    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by athkatla:

    and save us from having to listen to your abject whimperings, which just about make me want to vomit.

    Damn, you mean I didn't succeed in making you vomit...wait, then what is that all over you? Please tell me you didn't actually pick those clothes?

    No wonder you haven't been taken to Squire...

    Speedbump</font>

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    Why do mortar crews duck?

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

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    Originally posted by SgtSweatHog:<HR>

    SOP's when using a motor are to have the base plate firmly planted in the ground before loading.<HR>

    At my time in the Mortar Platoon with the 81mm mortar as a MFC, this action was normally carried out before beginning live firing on the range. An order of "Bed in Charge 6" would be given, and the number 1 would remove the sight, the numbers 2 and 3 would stand with one foot on each side of the base plate facing to the rear of it, and two rounds @charge 6 would be fired. This would usually bed in the base plate succesfully. As an aside, I have seen a mortar line, where the barrels are a little more than a foot above ground, on very soft ground. The number 2 having to lay prone, to load the round and then move out the way PDQ>

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    Java

    in Combat Mission - Tech Support

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    Originally posted by Schrullenhaft:

    What Windows version are you running ? Have you upgraded or patched Internet Explorer ? Has any program you installed recently installed it's own Java version ?

    As a first step you can go to the Start Menu > Settings > Control Panel > Internet Options control panel > General tab > under the 'Temporary Internet files' section you can click on Delete Files and check 'Delete all offline content' and OK. You can also delete your Cookies too (which should force you to re-login to any site that uses cookies for automated logins. I have no idea if any of this would be stored as temporary files, but it may be worth it to clean out the cache. However you may have already tried this since you've checked the security settings for Java.

    The next thing to do is to go back to the Internet Options control panel and under the Advanced tab go to the 'Microsoft VM' section and make sure that 'JIT compiler for virtual machine enabled' is checked. You can also click on 'Restore Defaults' which may work. Under the Security tab you can make sure that the Internet Zone is set to a 'Default Level' which may work with most Java applets.

    Thanks man, somewhere amongst all those actions, it's sorted. smile.gif
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    Marlon Brando, the PENG CHALLENGE and me

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

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    Originally posted by Speedbump:<HR>

    Sir Joe, could you please tell me who all these new folks are? After all, I need some guidance in who to ignore and who to flame.

    Best Regards,

    Speedbump<HR>

    OMG what a grovelling little pansy you are, can you get any further up Joes Squaws butt? Why don't you just sod off back to where you have been hiding your sorry hide, and save us from having to listen to your abject whimperings, which just about make me want to vomit.

    [ August 02, 2002, 12:23 PM: Message edited by: athkatla ]

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    Marlon Brando, the PENG CHALLENGE and me

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

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    Originally posted by AussieJeff:<HR>

    {snipped most of the gits stupid ramblings}

    I have already registered and fully expect my stunning interlect to break the 300pts IQ barrier, thus eclipsing Einstein and the Pope (you know - the guy who made those great washing machines back in the '50's). I shall keep you all posted, as I realise you will all be waiting with your collective baited breaths.<HR>

    If every aussie git in the country took this test, you would be lucky if you got a total of 100 for the lot, never mind 300 for yourself. Now sod off you fecking sheep shagger!

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    For the Record, I Am the PENG CHALLENGE Thread

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

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    Originally posted by Panzer Leader:

    Oh, I would also like to take a moment and elevate Gaylord Fokker to the summit of his wildest fantasies, and promote him to...Serf, lickspittle of the MBT in recognition of the ignorant bliss with which he allows me to pummel his Canadananadians.<HR>

    OI, OI, OI, OI, Panzer Poofter before you go handing out my job to some other SSN at least have the decency to make him fight for it. If he think's he's hard enough let him prove it in the time honoured tradition of the MBT.

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    For the Record, I Am the PENG CHALLENGE Thread

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

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    Originally posted by CMplayer:

    Oh, Athie, you silly Sod, time to put the boot in.

    Never*Boot* mention Fosters *Boot* when taunting the *Boot* Oddzies. It just gives them a chance to tell us ONCE AGAIN how they never drink the stuff and it's only for export. And we don't want to hear it *Boot*. Now hurry up and send a turn. The suffering of your troops amuses me. *Boot* *Boot* *Boot* *Boot* *Boot* *Boot* *Boot* *Boot* *Boot*

    Turns sent and I took a flag off you! So you get the *Boot* *Boot* *Boot* off the VL!

    [ July 30, 2002, 04:56 PM: Message edited by: athkatla ]

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    For the Record, I Am the PENG CHALLENGE Thread

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

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    Originally posted by a sick aussie git:<HR>

    By the way, 'Potential squire'. Quite the little sycophant, aren't we?<HR>

    Err no, I was claimed by the brave Sir "4 Legged" Knight, YEKNODATHON, and would be honoured to be his squire. Needless to say, I would rather gather sheep **** and put it in my breakfast cereal than worship anything Oz! But then, I gather that's what you eat for breakfast every morning, washed down by gallons of that revolting excuse for a beer, Fosters, that bears some resemblance to what you emptied into the toilet, or wherever you do it, last night.

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    For the Record, I Am the PENG CHALLENGE Thread

    in Combat Mission Archive #4 (2002)

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    Originally posted by OGSF:

    At's mah pleasure tae report a severe spotty bum spankin' hae bin handed tae Athkatla bah mah wee GREEN troops. Total Victory, 90 tae 10.

    Ah let mah wee span'l press go tha last few turrns, tae mak oop fer tha lack o' forthcomin's fraim Joe Shaw.

    Wha hae tha Scots!

    The haggis-eating pillock failed to mention I gave him a 10% bonus or the fact that he had zillions of arty shells which he continually rained down on my poor squaddies. However, I am still striving on 6 fronts to get my first victory, and My Brave Sir "4 Legged" Knight, YEKNODATHON, I will not give in until I have succeeded!
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