Slangton

That's it? That's the best you can do? I despair of the coming generations. Nothing witty occurs to you? Sod off. I've always been for Democracy, but the best thing to do when confronted with shameful Idiocy is to avert your eyes before pissing on it.</font>

Hey, does your font want a treat? Or does it always drool like that?

Sounds like you don't know what a real drink is, and wouldn't survive knocking back a glass with people who'd quote, sing, and toast with every glass. Pillock.</font>

Sounds like you people need a drink.

Hey...you tell YOUR dad to drag Lambier up and down the court for 48 minutes...

Yes, yes, fine, whatever. YOU'VE WANDERED INTO THE PENG CHALLENGE THREAD. THINGS ARE A BIT WONKY AS WE'RE ATTEMPTING TO INCARCERATE...HERE, THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT...ANYWAYS, 'CROWN' A KING. The Rules are as follows: If you're here, it's because you've found 'the Life of the Mind' on the General Forum lacking, the 'Witty Give and Take of Humour' on the Regular Forum non-existent (witness any attempt to tease a mod slut), and the need to 'Pick Out a Specific Opponent and Challenge Him/Her By Means of Badinage, Banter, and Taunting' to be uppermost in your mind, such as it is. Entertain us with the your quips and rapier wit, and join us. Piss on endlessly about your 'thingy', the passage of your bodily wastes, and how entertaining you find them, or how 'all should fear how kool you are' not to mention being the next Vanilla Ice, and you will be derided, laughed at, and then ignored. Bring your Real World hatreds in here, other than a good and righteous need to annoy the Kiwis, and you will leave this place like a rocket, and very likely not stop at the borders of the rest of the Forum. Cherish the Ladies of the 'Pool. Remember that you, too, are born of woman, and that your mother was the first law-giver in your life. Annoy them, and the Law will deal with you. And a 'Glasgow Kiss' is exactly that, compared to a firm grasp on your nadgers, and a husky, feminine voice saying 'feeling lucky, punk?' They will do the 'Swiss Bell Ringers' act if you're stupid enough to laugh. And the musical notes of your screams will bring glee to every heart. Finally, include an email address and general location in your profile. We're not interested in spotty little trolls wandering about asking to be treated like 'a big boy' now.</font>

Put your panthers in cover so they don't have LOS to the ridge, let the soviet tanks come on over and past the ridge, then when they're in a spot where they can't run out of sight quickly, maul them.

Double shot of Grey Goose(chilled), with a Pilsner Urquell.

Freddie Foxx fan huh? "They call me bumpy knuckles cause my hands be swell..."

"Oh pulll your head in - he talks like THAT about all games - and he rated CMBB a 10." -Yeah, but he says in the beginning that the rating is a measure for how much NOT to buy the game. All in all, I think the guy is semi-funny.

If you're into the warrior-scholar thing, then the key is not competition, but perfection...

Why must every thread degenerate into a petty argument over things that in the long run mean virtually nothing to the game and how it plays? Sometimes I think the 'twitch' crowd has more manners than some people around here...

I think with a little tweaking of the values, it could look fecking fantastic. Terrain needs something too, but all in all, nice work.

I really enjoyed that. Excellent work, all of you.

I'm confused, you can't use TRP's for onboard guns and AFV's can you? I was under the impression you can't...