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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Goanna: Perhaps when the Bard is done stocking up on a bunch of Keebler snacks and maybe a new trowel he would be good enough to send me his selections in the second of the battles for the name of Peng, "The Gnomes Wrath".<hr></blockquote> Oh GREAT! With Berlio and the UberGnome flailing around on my behalf in little festering worlds that YOU have created I might as well resign myself to an eternity of Gates-slutdom. I sure hope the Justicar is investiGatesing this whole chicksl & Lizardo Koenig conspiracy thing.

erm, Donkey? is the Tourette's syndrome bothering you again? Anyways, regarding your Query aboot there being an imposter Eeyore on the Thread of Threads, you might have missed it, but Peng branded Hiram as the Eeyore of the MBT a thread or two ago. Now, if you think that YOU are the rightful owner of that moniker then perhaps you could CHALLENGE sir Hiram for the right to bear it. Gates-slut

chrisl is a chicken rat swine who is AFRAID!! AFRAID of having his picture treated by the good Persephone to its just and right doctoring. Chicken...chick chick chicky CHIRP! chicksl yeas that has a nice sound to it. Gates-slut soon to be Peng again.

Ok you pack of twirling phartknockers time for a gamey update: DonkeyThong - we apologize for the apparrent silly knees bent creeping about advance-type behavior of our SlutTruppen. We have no Idea how to play the game and therefore sort of just randomly click waypoints and stuff. And we are not playing on an XP machine. That was in refernce to the work issued lippitytop machine which is now dual boot: Win2K pro for actual work and stuff and the vile loathesome PoS XP so I can maybe learn how to work the GD thing since I am going to end up supporting horrid fetid festering pustules known as vice presidents and executives when they get XP laden Lippitytops of their very own. Kill me now please. Crodunk: Here is what our game is - FoW be damned - I have a company of volksstrumpets and an HMG. He has French Persons AND a Stuart. So far my side has fired Avagadro's Number of 'Shreck shots at the Stuart and missed by several tennis court widths each time. My infantry are running away and/or dying in heaps. It is not pretty. Berlio: Not much happening, but it seems that soon there will be. The Olde Firm: I have a platoon of SADUSEA Brits mounted in carriers - well they were mounted in carriers, its just that the carriers all got blowed up real good by a couple of AT guns that are about 11 miles away. The platoon is currently being torn to shreds by a half squad, a light machine gun and a geriatric ferret with no teeth. {b]Andreas send reinforcements or somefink. This is one of your concoctions and well maybe poor scenarios can ruin your day, but even good ones can make a month or two a hellish nightmare of PBEM. Uncle Stukey: How I hate him. A single shot from a big bad Easy Eight takes out my Big Cat. My patented disjointed and feckless infantry manhoovering is proving to be too much for me. We are running away and dying a lot. Lost awhile ago to the Bard. Did I forget anyone? Good. Piss off. Have I mentioned lately that I hate Micro$oft, Mr Gates and the rotten wizard-laden pile of squid poop called XP? No? Well I do. Gates-slut P.S. Justicar if you need any funding for your investigatesion I'd be happy to contribute. I just need an additional Stenographer to help with signing the checks.

XP blows chunks: When it is time to upgrade this old box (Gateway with a celeron 400 and 196 megoram) it will be formatted and LINUX installed. My NEW computer will be a Mac (for playing CM). Circumstances under which XP should be used: B. Never 42. User is a complete effing MORON 11. User is Lawyer {see # 42 above) IX.c.vii User requires "Wizards" to COMPLETELY SCREW EVERYTHING UP AND MAKE THE MACHINE UNUSABLE ON A NETWORK - Other than a dial up connection from home. (I don't need wizards to do that -perfectly capable of screwing a machine up the old fashioned way - hell I can even screw em up from a command line) a.4 User has had full frontal lobotomy. {see # 11) 11.11 User smells like butt. [see # 11} 42.a NEVER EVER. one hundred bottles of beer on the wall. User is given choice of testicalectomy via farm implements and lye or use of XP as everyday OS. Hell hath no fury like a Gates-slut spurned (or one who has had to reinstall XP several times on the same machine for various and sundry reasons the most important of which being XP SUCKS!!!) Thank you for your kind attention. Goanna is of course GUILTY of conspiracy to keep Peng in purgatory, But we still should have the full trial - I would like for my Stenographer to be a red-head. Gates-slut

Man oh man oh man am I sick of being Gates-slut! Hurry up and beat chrisl, please, or do somefink, Berlio Gates-slut completely out of things nice to say about XP

Excellent News, Eeyore! You know, it's never to soon to buy the young ones a computer with XP as its OS! Kisses, Gates-slut

'Pooligans, Outre boarders and Fair, Sweet Dame Emma, that loathesome toad chrisl is correct. The pod Peng lost his name unfairly and squarely due to a horrid little act of revenge by the Justicar who felt cheated by a mutha beautiful scenario that Peng invented and at which Old Foul Joe lost to Berlio and lost BADLY. I mean he got HAMMERED. Just a tail kicking that even his dog felt. Mind you it would be difficult for anyone to win as the Brits in this particular scenario. Any bad luck and you are pretty much toast. Seems like Joe had a whole bunch of bad luck. Regardless of all that, our good Justicar forgot his office, forgot his duty and forgot tradition and in a fit of pique set Peng up on a map that would require much more than luck - heck, the only possible way in which one could have claimed a victory would have been to play the scenario against Hiram, Eeyore of the MBT and even then it might have been tough (well, no not really, just trying to make ol' Hiram feel a little less blue). So, Since this BBS and the MBT are NOT democracies (the former is a Dictatorship of the Mad and Bald and the latter an anarcho-syndaclist commune) voting will do NOTHING to change this situation. Trial by fire, a challenge, or a bucket of nails falling on chrisl's head are the only things that will rectify this mess that the good Justicar has made. By the way, have you tried XP yet? I just bet if Peng had been playing on a nice shiney new XP machine {for which he paid FULL RETAIL price}, instead of his stinky old Win98SE box he would have beaten chrisl. XP is JUST THAT GOOD. Thicker pixels or something so the armor can't be penetrated. (At least according to Lawyer) So, no voting needed, one of the Olde Ones who remains has to win Peng's name back (snicker!) Gates-slut edited because UBB code not invented by Mr Gates. [ 01-13-2002: Message edited by: Gates-slut ]</p>

Yer On, Berlio

Old Foul Joe, If I were an Olde One I would vote to keep you as Justicar, but jeepers, if you hadn't, as his Trusted Second set Peng up on a "Fish in a Barrel" map without HOPE of victory, then maybe there would still be a Peng to vote for you. But alas, because of YOU, Peng is no more. It is like Sirhan Sirhan saying that if Bobby Kennedy were still alive he would forgive him and ask the parole board to let Sirhan out of prison. Bummer. The ONLY GUY that would show mercy and Sirhan SHOOTS him! Gates-slut

I May be a Gates-slut, but I am also a CMBOer, and while I'm not sure if I read it right or not I think I am TWICE in agreement with OGSFLOMPBASTRD: Once about the number of choices and secondly about all this talk about that other "game" for twitchy people like laywer just aint right for this thread. Sure Peng is dead (Long Live Mr Gates!) but this thread did belong to him and it still bears his name, and it is about challenging other 'poolers to games of CM. So Shut your filthy pie-holes you twitchers and take your joy sticks somewhere else and yank 'em. Gates-slut By the way, I understand that XP has terrific support for force-feedback kinds of joysticks and such - not that I ever use those sorts of things. Isn't Mr Gates wonderful? doesn't he take good care of ALL of us who have chosen his loverly OSes?

Yackythonodent Send a file or do somefink Oh! I feel so risque saying that. I wonder if Mr Gates ever does daring things like use jargon? I bet he does. He is ULTRA cool. 1000 points - computer picked forces meeting engagement. the rest is up to you. Gates-slut

PawBroon That is a truly inspired mod. however, I think that Mr Gates would think something more AMERICAN should bear the XP logo? Those gosh darn Archers were so backward. They are like, oh I don't know, having to click the Start button to turn your computer off. Now a Jagdpanther, that's a REAL AMERICAN AFV. I'd love to see one of those with Mr Gate's logo on it! Gates-slut

I spend the time extolling the virtues of Microsoft Products! God Bless Bill Gates! I hate Peng too. Gates-slut

Sorry to butt in here again so soon but something about the thread title bothers me... Something about the Olde Ones being Scotch drinkers. Wouldn't touch RUM on a dare. Well, maybe Peng would but that's because he is a drunk. Or so they say. But I seem to recall a thread waaaaay back before the time of the MTB when Tipple was the thing and Berlio said "Scotch" What do Garden Gnomes drink? Fairy Juice? That's just another name for.....RUM!!! Gates-slut

Who is this Lorak guy and why are all these old farts so excited about him being back? And I think that the gassbag Justicar should spend a little less time preening and a little more time enforcing. To wit: Croda Bolded my name on page one. Now I may be a scum sucking newbie, but I have paid some slight amount of attention to the goings on here and it seems to me that an SSN such as me does not get bolded. I am not supposed to get BOLDED, just ignored. And this Yaknothodonothons guy. I don't know. I think he is a serial killer type. He is able to control his impulses as long as there is some light and a few witnesses. Never seen a serial killer crazy enough to bag a victim in front of a cop. They know right from wrong so they ain't crazy. Speaking of crazy. I am CRAZY about Microsoft!!! I especially LOVE WINXP. It totally ROCKS. If you have not tried it yet by all means scrap your iMacs and toss out those old Win9x beasts. Mr Gates has blessed us with a TRULY WONDERFUL PRODUCT this time. Honest. Gates-slut

Perchance one could use it to inflate the Teflon Cook's ego?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Sod off, SSN scum. We have no use for your kind here. You would be wise to avoid the attention of your betters.<hr></blockquote> Whither Coventry, Berlio? And what's an SSN? Why is there air? What is this place and what are they doing to that man?! Well, well, well. What did the guy say when he saw three holes in the ground? How many fingers am I holding up? Q. How many Surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. A Fish. These are things that have been on my mind. Gates-slut GAK! UBB CODE SUX, BUT BILL GATES DOESN'T!!! [ 01-08-2002: Message edited by: Gates-slut ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: This shows that you are brighter than a fense post... you have moved up in my estimation. Perhaps someday you will show intelligence similar to an animate object.<hr></blockquote> Eh, Berlio? Amma teacha you Eanglese hokay? Esa uno Fent anda dos Fents. Learna you reel good how to spell inda Eanglese no? Esa how you call it uh,plural or wat dey calls a mora den whon. Hokay? Esa de Gates-slut. Kaybye.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Elvis: Dear Gates-slut, Please come here and fix my computer or do somefink. Love, Elvis<hr></blockquote> Dear Elvis, Since it is a well known FACT that Microsoft products are perfect in every way, your issues must be USER related. Buy a new computer with XP on it and you can't go wrong. It is idiot proof so even you can use one and not break it. Thank you for your support of Microsoft Products.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by MrPeng: Gentleworms: Three things: 42. I surrendererded to the pile of filth known as chrisl. The map was apparrently made by PShaw. The name he gave the map was "Fish in a Barrel." This should give you some indication of what chance an attacker had to do anything with it. Being the sporting sort and not one typically given to whining about things I thought I would give it a go. I might have been able to make a game of it but my spleen was never in it though. So I surrendered. Big deal. 11. A wager is a wager however, and I will hereafter be known as "Gates-slut." This is MrPeng's last post. 134x. I despise Micro$haft products, and the vile rapacious, egomaniac who has thrust his will upon a huge segement of the computing world. I would not use an xbox even if i was provided with 6 score maidens, blondes, brunettes and red-heads all between the ages of 18 and 21 for doing so. Just wanted to clear that up. Gates-slut.<hr></blockquote> Just goes to show you what a turd in a Punchbowl the Peng pod is. I am the Gates-slut. and I LOVE BILL GATES. I want to have his babies. I also think BTS are very very naughty for making a game that can be played on Macs, and for not taking the time to make CMBO play on his wonderful new OS Win XP. after all it is so fabulously stable and easy to use. Its everything that it should be. Thank you Bill Gates for making my life complete with XP!