Soddball

It's not Canada he lives in, you buffoon.

I think a Cheery Waffle vs Peng tournament would be the worst thing ever to happen. Granted, there are a few who can string words together, but there are still a few malodorous cockends there who deserve scorn and not gaming pleasure. :mad: :mad: Instead, let us battle through our champions and crush the Penguins. :mad:

Was my point 'xactly. </font>

I have had my first beer since Saturday. I feel better already. If any maggots are looking for some TCP/IP action tonight, I will see how long I can focus for. :mad:

A new dildo, I presume? :mad: </font>

Visit the proctologist? I have a home proctology kit. :mad:

GARHARHGARGhAGAGRAHGRHARGHAGRHARHA!!!! I'm filled with Orange Crunchies!!!! :mad:

Neanderthals didn't have descendants. See what emoticons will do to you? </font>

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So how are you finding that scenario? Lots of time to have lots of fun with lots of feeble ill green troops - I thought it was one of my least pleasant. Look on the bright side! Nobody has ever had to suffer Alpine Summer, which remains unreleased despite completion. At 120 turns and 29,000 points (on a 5km x 2km map) it's only fun if your previous experience of fun is root canal surgery. I can't wait to get my scenario designing fingers into CM:AK. Oh, my. Oh, hubba hubba. :mad:

Were you less of a spittle-stained cretin, foaming at the mouth with your own self-important eruptions, you might realise that Homo Sapiens' ancestors were not Neanderthals. </font>

Merging the threads. Jinkies, what a revolting idea. The main reason we're here is because we can't be having with all of that crazy knight ****e. :mad: :mad: They don't do emoticons, and they don't do Hot molten flaming TNT!!!! :mad: :mad: Crazy brothers and sisters of The Brood, lend me your wallets. Before the words of the evil MasterGoodale, we were but wandering chipmunks in the woods, without guidance, without the sanity of molten TNT. We had no face-melting, no :mad: , no GARGAHRAGHRGAHRHAHRHAGAHR, no filthy slithering Krauts, nothing. We sought sanctity from the perils of the forum in this, MasterGoodale's Thread of Cheery Waffle, and lo, a legend was born. That legend brings fear amongst the world of the Pengers. They see us for what we are - a threat to the imbalance of the forum, a threat to their deranged way of life. I offer the Peng Posse two choices: You can live in the forum alongside us in peace, with occasional forays of abuse and complaints about territorial violations. We can live our own lives, we of The Brood with our :mad: and our Cheery Waffle, you of the Cesspool with your general wierdness. Alternatively, there will be war, and such a war as has never shaken the forum before. Brother will fight brother, sister, aunt, uncle and nuncle. Chaos will reign in the forum. Already Seanachai faces my wrath at CM:AK - and there will be only one thread on the forums, and it will be MasterGoodale's Thread of Cheery Waffle. I extend the grubby hand of The Brood's friendship towards the sticky, cess-spattered hand of the Peng Posse, and trust that no smackdown will be needed.

So now you are endorsing bestiality? :eek: </font>

Heh! No need to be offensive. I think you are breaking forum rules. I am not a 'city boy', I have you know that I work in Westminster. </font>

No, not them - but that's a good idea. I would organise it, but the thought of a bunch of city boys tearing up my lovely rural town brings me out in a cold, cold sweat.

Have you got enough indian mates to provide the sound files? My guess is that would be the major stepping stone. Unless you want them all to sound like Hapu. </font>

Seanachai is an idiot. Ignore his invitation, you are not welcome. Go away and take your emoticons with you. Perhaps when you learn how to communicate without the need for pictures, thus rising above your neanderthal ancestors, you might have a chance of being welcomed here. On second thought, even then you will not be welcome. </font>

There were three patches for CM:BO and I think the same number for CM:BB - the first one materialised within a few weeks of the game's release - so I'm sure patches will be coming out. Let's wait until we've got the game though, eh?

Seanachaser, old plonker, old rubber dildo, you're getting desperate. Firstly you challenge me to mortal combat, to which I agree, and then before the setup is even in your mailbox, you demand the total destruction of The Brood?? Surely a schism is in the works. Surely the Cesspool is tearing itself asunder when its most vigorous proponent is unable to make his own mind up! So - cease your prattle. Slide off into the oblivion which you so richly deserve. MasterGoodale and The Brood rule the roost now. :mad: :mad: ALL YOUR THREAD ARE BELONG TO US :mad: :mad:

Could it have been on a 'cover arc' command?

You're more of a Goodaler than a Penger now, RowBadly. :mad: You've been bathing in the pure waters of :mad: :mad: and the cess is washing off. Pretty soon you'll be using the word 'frig' in everyday conversation. :mad:

It had the big-arsed 95mm HE gun and stacks of armour (152mm turret in CMBO). Great tank.

Seems my ISP is trying to slow that down a bit. Did the last turn get to you? It's 8:58 here. So it what? almost 13:00 in Merry Olde? </font>

Pchah. How do you expect me to wipe the gormless smirk off that weasel-beating pig-fellator's face without a full copy of CM:AK. I'm not doowaddling around with the demo scenarios. The honour of The Brood rests upon this clash of titans! You chump. ENGLAND! ENGLAND! 20-17! ENGLAND :mad: :mad: Because I can! :mad: :mad:

Is there an echo in here? :mad: