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    ==) FAQ (== How to take a Screenshot and More!

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 109 Gustav:

    gnads. "Hey, you'd better leave my girlfriend (boyfriend? I haven't a clue) alone," growled Maximus. "I went to a lot of work to attempt to deflect the FAQ away from me, and you're not going to take Phillies away from me without a fight. In fact, Phillies and I were just about to...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ...commence some tag team thumb wrestling. Gustav was wearing his ode of Salmon cologne that evening with a shiney 109 necklace pendant that made him look and feel so lovely.

    So, the numerical username crossdresser, his little brother Maximus, and his pet dingo (Mace) went out to the orchard for a picnic and some nice...

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    ==) FAQ (== How to take a Screenshot and More!

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Michael Dorosh:

    ...it was Gustav's turn in the barrel, and he was suddenly nowhere to be found. The bosun's mate searched and searched, and finally reported his failure to the master of the vessel. "Don't tell me a Canadian Navy boarding party cum press gang has gotten to him," the worred Captain said. "Those bastards! Poor Gustav, the next thing you know, he'll...."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ...be wearing frilly dresses and be caught singing Barry Manilow tunes while dancing the tango with his dog, Scraps. The numerical username guy who liked his coffee like he liked his women was known to...

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    I wanna be sedated by the Peng Challenge

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    I think this is the appropriate place to post my odd victory. I just had a TCPIP game vs Elvis (King of South Philly). I hosted a Meeting Engagement with computer chosen forces, 700 PT's. I tried to emulate the settings for the game I had vs his siamese twin. The final score was 85-15. I won with Canadians.

    I sincerely hope that my Uncle Seanachaiwould be proud of me on this day of triumph. My brave lads drove their little scout thingies to and fro accross the battlefield. My one of two Sherm III's burned quickly and often. It was a beacon to light the way. I smoked before moving and I used cover fire. (thanks Berli and Germanboy). I attacked in strength with my infantry (thanks Elvis). I effectively used my armor to provide overwatch and had clear lanes of fire (thanks jd, shandorf et al)

    I would also like to thank my dear sweet mother who made this all possible. It was she that encouraged me to pick up a book and accept that I wasn't gifted in the "looks department". Thanks to Cathy Lynn Alden for beating me up once a week when I was seven years old.

    Good night.

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    I wanna be sedated by the Peng Challenge

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda:

    [QB]I smell like fungus[b/QB]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Croda, I've said this before and I'll say it again. Damn, your sig is too big. It must suck to be you. I'm not saying you should give into peer pressure, but you have to step back for a moment and realize that we are here for the entertainment and your sig is simply not entertaining any more. Find something amusing and we won't throw anything large at you. Find something interesting and we won't berate you. If you find something cataclysmically amusing, we won't emasculate you and dump you in the Delaware River. It's your choice.

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    I wanna be sedated by the Peng Challenge

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

    Posted

    Maybe Chuppie could bless us with some pretty pictures. I liked the fatted calf reference, Joe Blow.

    Sneakychoo, this will be my last username (not lewis) on this board. I await the time when we would joust via TCPIP. I lost quite easily to Peng so you might take 5 minutes longer to eviscerate me.

    Really quick...buy Ernie's War (book) and rent A Bridge too Far. Its about Operation Market Garden. Sean Connery is in it (mish moneypenny). Good times.

    PS The cesspool mod haunts me in my dreams. Lorak burns while Berli laughs and Elvis scampers about.

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    PENG CHALLENGES a Thread ...

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    Hey Mace, Being a consumate Chicken Choker myself I understand how addicting that is also.

    Monkey Spanking is umm... diffrent. It really is hard to explain but for individual play I have yet to find anything that comes close to it.

    Granted it is self manipulation and not reality based. But the capture the magazine modes, spank, tugging on your your base, ect...

    Takes some good statagey thoughts along with a quick eye and quicker trigger.

    You really should check it out.

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    Two more things to be changed on the forum...

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Leeo:

    I think the forum looks super-great. Thanks for all the work that went into it. IMHO, most of the recent (and subsequent) postings are not much more than whining and nit-picking. Mainly, I just want to send my Thanks to BTS for making this forum available to all of us. Great job, and keep up the good work!

    Leeo<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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    Amen on that "super great" Beav!!

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    . FAQ . How to take a Screenshot and More!

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr:

    MrSpkr38.75! THE POD PEOPLE HAVE RETURNED!

    Things seemed hopeless for our intrepid hero until the original MrSpkr appeared, armed with his handy injunction, ordering mrspkr2, et al. to cease and desist in demeaning MrSpkr's fair name.

    With that done, MrSpkr, armed with his handy attache case, rode off into the sunset.

    "What the heck was that?" Mannheim Bigwheel wondered. "I think it was . . ."

    MrSpkr

    [ 04-12-2001: Message edited by: MrSpkr ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ...an infomercial for some idiot who had no vowels in his name. His egocentricity was no suprise to the inhabitants of...

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    PENG CHALLENGES a Thread ...

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

    Posted

    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

    I'm the local LDS representative.

    Joe[/QB]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Joltin Joe, there is no need to be showing pictures of your brothel. I can still close my eyes and see her looking back at me from the computer screen. I remember the hairs standing up on the back of my neck and the sudden loosening of my bowels. I'm not begging here, I'm just requesting that a Mormon wife not be shown again for the sake of this and future generations. Nobody deserves to see such putrid pictures. Have mercy on us and go about your business of being a wieney.

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    PENG CHALLENGES a Thread ...

    in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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    I can't get over the fact that there are threads having to do with member numbers and board colors. In here, its the Mormon Dude Show. I hope and pray that he lost that pic of the wife.

    The Phillies game was postponed tonight because the gods fear the "Fightin Phils". Somehow having the Eagles, 76ers, and the Flyers in the playoffs in succession was too much. So, we have rain. Meanwhile, NJ smells like raw ass in the morning.

    Wake me when something interesting happens around here.

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