Phillies Phan
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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
I mean really, all these serfs and new squires {one just said Tee Hee ... no I'm serious}, let's see if we can't improve this time.
Joe
Hey Joe, where ya going with the Peng thread in your hand?
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Originally posted by Mannheim Tanker:
...gorge ourselves to our hearts' content. Not only that, but we salvage this thread once again. How in hell did it end up halfway down the second page? It's not as if...
...the one with the numerical username would be able to figure out that the nickname for "Phillies Phan" would be "Phan". Perhaps the obvious is not evident for those who aren't looking (write that one down).
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In the dark forest a beast roamed about and grumbled to himself. He was unhappy that his small, white...
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Originally posted by MrPeng:
HA! It is really Hiram in disguise! Not the bitter has-been jobless piece of philly rat-dung Hiram that has plagued the board of late, but the original, genuine genuflecting Hiram of old whom did not want to offend - Hiram who apologized for EVERYTHING. the Hiram who nested apologies three deep he was so apologetic. OK just ignore this one because Abbot is really Hiram's thrid or fourth or fifth alternate ego. OK never mind. move along, nothing to see here.
damn, I'm good.
Peng
Please pardon my impudent tone, MRPeng. I cannot afford more than one "incarnation" All of us here in South Jersey still think of you as a demigod and wonder when you will become the Master of all that you survey. I am truly sorry that you thought I was using another username to convey my message. I shall find a large, fat lady to verbally and physically abuse me for 2 hours per your instructions this October last. Knowing that I am simply not worthy to converse with you, you may disregard this post and any other you see from "Phillies Phan". If you do decide to bless me with verbal castigation, you can use my nickname "Phan" or "brainless piece of excrement"
This worthless piece of trash is fully repentent of any arrogance shown in the past and begs forgiveness of the pedophile known as MRPeng.
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Thanks for the help gentlemen.
I've already downloaded and installed the drivers from the SiS webpage before posting here. Its somewhat disheartening to find out that my onboard video is not compatible with Combat Mission.
FYI...I have Windows 98 SR2, 128 MB RAM, 32 of that is allocated to Video.
I printed out this page and will follow the directions. Thanks again!
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I have a SiS 630 onboard AGP video with 32 MB RAM allocated to it. The video drivers are up to date as of January this year.
Combat Mission can hardly run at all with this card. (its not really a card but nevermind).
I have DirectX 8.0a
The sypmtoms are very slow unit selection and little blocks appear and dissapear when I move my mouse. Its not playable.
Please help.
thanks
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Originally posted by Ales Dvorak:
...bump....
...went the booty. It was prone to do that with the magnificent thumping sound.
Two frightened eyes looked up at the Australian gentleman. Four cloven hooves turned to flee. "The Gangster of the Outback" had found entertainment for the evening and it was so very fluffy. All he needed was...
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Solid Snake,
Try the Tech Support Forum. Don't delete anything just yet. Post something on that forum that describes your problem with your operating system, and your video card.
yet another .02 for the greater good
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Originally posted by armornut:
Thank you sir, may I have another?
I am in the deepest of debt to you.
Fetch your beer, shine your boot, and groom the sheep sir? If it pleases thee sir?
Just toss something at me head again sir, when I am needed.
your sycophantic mewlings make me retch.
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Originally posted by Kitty:
You pot-smoking, transplanted-Canuk (I won't mention also your hair, testicles, and other unmentionables), you're so lame that grinding your mouse-like balls into the virtual pavement with my stilletto heel isn't even worth the price of having to interact with you; even via email. Call me names, claim a win, do whatever your hairy backed, chest thumping ego demands, but I would rather eat the peanuts out of gunny bunny's excrement than have to tolerate my mailbox being filled with your wet-brained mewlings.
Kitty
Ps - how come you don't write anymore, jd? =)
Kitty, that is 1000 times better than the emoticons you used to display. I thoroughly enjoyed that post. Thank you. You brought a chuckle to my sad frame.
that was damn good stuff.
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Speaking of etiquette: I changed usernames and stopped all of my PBEM's. What if I were to continue one PBEM? Considering that I have committed the "unpardonable sin" of not continuing the other PBEMs, what do I need to do be forgiven? I know that I have been cast out of the group I was never welcome in. Find the conundrum. Do I strive for acceptance? Not really. I know I'll never meet most of you in person during this lifetime. Still, I am so drawn to this gathering of grunts and scratches on the walls of communication.
Tufts of hair sit upon my floor becaue I cannot rid myself of this message board and the game that is so attached to it.
You thought of me as a persistant gnat that would not leave you be until you played me. Then I plagued you with bad jokes via email. Now I am a memory of a wafting remnant of a flatulant emission.
Sometimes, when I think nobody is looking, I sneak in a ten minute game of me being British and sadly losing. "Bastards" is the most common word during that time. Combat Mission is my weakness and my record shows it.
Suggestions? If I know you, I might reply. If I don't, you are welcome to shut your "piehole".
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Originally posted by Mace:
...Artillery.
The 155mm round fell 50m short of the aiming point, the faq thread.
"This will teach you. Here I am, naked as the day I was born*, and all this talk about sporrans when the focus should be on my thingy!
You will pay!!!!
FOO here, extend range 50m then FFE, out!"
"Sorry", cried the CM collective cowering in the FAQ, "We don't have a magnifying glass powerful enough to focus on that! Not that we would want to anyhow!!!!"
With the barrage falling, the FAQers cowering, one man rose to the occassion to save the day. It was...
...one who once was and still is but does not as often but does it better although somewhat sloppily. His was and is a sad story. Owning a hairy back, a balding scalp, and a propensity to flatulate at inopportune times, MRPeng wandered over to his...
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Originally posted by CavScout:
You could probably rationalize a KKK meeting as bringing two sides together...
Cav
Yowza, Mr. Scout. We all know that your name has much clout. We also know that you can be a clear-headed individual when you try to be.
Considering this tread is lock-bait. Let me excrete my opinion. I don't like the board response to what Max-Daddy wrote. I respect his opinion. Can you do the same?
The whole idea of the KKK brings about strong emotions in most Americans. I know this because I spent some time down south and read about them. I was upset when I move to Ohio and saw them there too. Maybe you are using those three letters to prove a point that I'm not getting. (its possible)
Before you discredit my opinion as being a "newbie's", understand that I used to be Hiram Sedai during my caterpillar stage.
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Originally posted by Leeo:
Oh, you mean as consistently as the frequency and vigor with which you prostrate yourself and display your nether regions to all and sundry kinnigits that happen along?
Dude, that was funny.
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Originally posted by Mace:
..."inquire is that a sporran on your kilt, or are you just happy to see us?"
The thought of receiving the accolades of the CM community (and sheep, don't forget the sheep) for his choice in scottish national dress, and quite a large sporran, filled Mace with some...
[This message has been edited by Mace (edited 03-15-2001).]
...trepidation. What if he was caught with a woolly "one night stand" when his furry feline friend was a callin'? Were his nocturnal goings on a secret? Icredibly bored minds want to know.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch. The numerical user-kid plays a rousing game of concentration and picks his nose again. He won't stop til...
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[This message has been edited by Phillies Phan (edited 03-15-2001).]
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Originally posted by 109 Gustav:
Phillies to change the subject away from himself. Alas, Phillies failed in his attempt, due to the repeated...
...verbal bludgeoning of the the sad little child with the numerical username. His was an unhappy fate coupled with an equally sad disposition. Feces were constantly flung at him on a daily basis. He knew no other way except to gather them in piles and attempt to sell them. He call it providing...
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Originally posted by 109 Gustav:
...A flaming troll! The troll began to lecture the helpless board members. "PCs are clearly better than Macs for the following reasons: 1. My personal bias and 2. They can run 500 hires mods, while Macs can only run 499." "Clearly, you should all...
...strive to be more like me with my numerical username and sloping forehead. Granted, I only have one eyebrow and my knuckles scrape the ground when I walk. Still I know that there is hope for...
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Let me take this opportunity to make water on another sad excuse for a Peng thread. A copy of a copy of a copy.
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Originally posted by Croda:
...PhilliesPhan! Oh wait, there is no difference between an ugly girl and a PhilliesPhan or a GermanBoy for that matter."
With that, Mace confidently zipped his fly, started the car, and drove off to meet...
...Croda, who was and is a sniveling, sad excuse for a human being. His friends and family think of him as "monkey boy" because of his hirsute dispostion and his propensity to hurl..l.
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I, for one, am glad that I am no longer playing Germanboy because the inevitable outcome would be him handing me my hindquarters in a little basket. His tactics are beyond reproach and his application of the same are quite fearsome. I would recommend him purchasing a PC, but that would be inapropriate and would lead to this thread being locked.
So, I would like to contribute a hearty and heartfelt "Hi Mom" to this thread.
PS Patton rocks!!
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Threads may come and threads may go but my everlasting love for my sweet Naomi lives on.
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Originally posted by 109 Gustav:
...choke knob. It's so useful for so many things, it makes you wonder why new cars don't have...
...a bump on...
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Originally posted by Shadow 1st Hussars:
Here we go again
....same old stuff again. Marching down the avenue....
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Originally posted by Luftwaffe:
Wow kitty your even uglier than I imagined!
Dude, are you blind?
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Originally posted by Geier:
You all know the drill. Do something beautiful and righteous and we'll hunt you down and bore you.
It's cold it's wet, the booze is really expensive and there is nothing you can do about it.
Ding-Dong,
Free Ethan
I've always been a fan of the Old Firm although I acknowledge that the Old Firm doesn't need either fans or acknowledgement. I was noticed once by the Old Firm a couple of months ago for a few seconds but then was dismissed as a pest. Much like a CM Masonic lodge that requires a secret handshake coupled with the ring, the Old Firm has had me enthralled for some time now.
I am now as I once was; so forgettable. Think of this as the post that never happened.
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-- F A Q -- How to Take a Screenshot and More!
in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)
Posted
...the gentleman with the numerical username who could not comprehend that the nickname for "Phillies Phan" would be "Phan". Perhaps another reminder was needed. Maybe a swift kick to the posterior was in order.
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The forest stank of fear and misery. Its sole inhabitant was the source of the stench. MRPeng rose to his frightening height and meandered over to his prey. A small white...
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