armornut

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: Sigh. My only significant other, lad, is Combat Mission. I doubt you can make her do much of anything except register your defeats, and laugh at your fumblings. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Man, that is a little hole in the CD, how do you....never mind. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I looked up your profile, where you describe yourself as a 'research psychologist'. Let me clear up your confusion. The people giving you medication, attaching things to you, and noting your responses are the 'research psychologists'. You are the test subject, and therefore more closely akin to a lab rat, as should surprise no one. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I do not take drugs or give them to anyone else. Your ignorace is showing; a research psychologist can not give drugs or in most cases do any therapy, when drugs are needed we refer the person to a psychiatrist. They can give drugs. What I do; I help retarded kids that are poor and/or have crack-head parents. I am a clinical psychologist by degree, therefore I can do both research and therapy. I do more research, just because I am looking at what the crack-kids I am working with are like at school age compared to kids who had parents with the intelligence not take crack while pregnant. I would like to think I would have been able to help you when you were young, but I think stupidity has no cure....Though you agree with the idea of the "village idiot" so there is a little hope yet, but as for leeo the limp, there is no hope. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Egads, an illiterate Pit-bull. Please, somebody put him out of his misery (and ours) by providing him with a Kevorkian Cocktail.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> The only hope may be that he gets struck in the head so hard that the doctors are able to explain his stupidity, and therefore get him those disablity checks he so deserves. Lashing out at me because you don't understand what is going on is not going to help, so sod of you witless wonder. [ 05-01-2001: Message edited by: armornut ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Babra: amornut, as the up-and-coming (take your place, Bauhaus) cesspudlian that you are, I feel honour-bound to inform you that the "village idiot" quatrain was a hoax and was never said by Nostradamus. Still good for a chuckle though <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It made me laugh, then I found out it was fake, and I thought it was funnier. Why? Mainly because I don't like Nostradamus or the "village idiot". And for Seanachai <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I'm glad to see that you're nice to dogs... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Funny that is how I know your girlfriend. I just was nice, gave her a bone, and she will do any trick I like now. [ 05-01-2001: Message edited by: armornut ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: I thought it was the Marines' that saved the world, single handed with a song in their heart and a skip in their step.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> They don't ask or tell about that skip any more soilder!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Abbott: I’m just pissed that those good for 'nuthin, cracker munchin, tawdy sippen Brits didn’t whup the Ruskie too! Bye fer now, i must return to me learin of my edjumacation.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: Good God, all, Oscar Wilde is not dead. He lives on in the flesh of Armornut. Not comfortably, and, in all liklihood, he is screaming and clawing to escape (or even just in an effort to sputter out a slightly witty remark). I say we all chip in and hire a medium to interpret the humorous remarks buried deep somewhere within him, after using a full roll of duct tape to gag Armornut himself. Even if the medium can't make contact with old Oscar, think of the incredible improvement just gagging Armornut will engender.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That really was a horrid responce, you should be able to better than that. It was, after all, only a half of a page. I guess that is what I get for having any kind of expectation of you at all. Your girlfriend say your posts are similar to the way you make love to her; long (she says 5 min has never seemed so long), boring, and without pleasure for anyone but you. If you try to gag me, Seanachai, I will eviscerate and decapatate you. I will then stick your head upon a pike outside my door as a warning to all other mindless know-it-all that wish to try and harm me or my honorable (er something) Knight Mace. As for your intestines, I will dry them out and give them to my dogs as a treat.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: ....the Russians were just a bunch of peasants who had to kill the Germans with their teeth and fingernails....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Have you been reading the main board again David? For some odd reason I think you are right, it is getting kinda silly out there. [ 05-01-2001: Message edited by: armornut ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Leeo: Brings a (sniff) tear to the eye, no?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Just at the site of your ugly mug, it makes me cry at the thought of your sweet mom popping something that big and vile out of her. Poor lass [ 05-01-2001: Message edited by: armornut ]

Seanachai, would you like some cheese with that whine?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Why do birds, suddenly appear, every time dalem is near?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Likely a flock of Seagulls following the smell he emits. :eek:

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Abbott: Wow, whats going on with the Main board tonight? There is a thread asking about "Spread legs and skirts"! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You truly are a monkey raping git aren't you? Top of the morning to you Sir Mace.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: It'll only take a second, then you can get back to whatever disgusting pleasures you enjoy (alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.guys-with-goats). MrSpkr [ 04-30-2001: Message edited by: MrSpkr ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Is that off of your favorites MonkeySpanker?

Of course I have lost parts of squads doing both. (just did not feel like editing)

I split them before I rush a gun. They have less power, but there are more targets to shoot at, so the gun may get confused and get over run. I only do that if I am close, say under a 100 meters. I also use them to show a lot of units to the person I am playing when I am trying to make a false flanking move. Just a few suggestions, things I have had good luck at using split squads.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Marlow: Just one question: Peng-e-poo eater? Have you had an aneurysm that has eliminated all mental function above the brain stem? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No, the not so honorable, rat-basterd, cat-poo eating, Peng has been raiding the most honorable and great cat's litter box, which I have been charged with cleaning. I have therefore taken it upon myself to show the pool that he is nothing more that a crap eating waste of oxygen. Of course I suspect most already know this, or at least have a clue that he is a complete wanker.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: I find it difficult to imagine that you could actually co-ordinate a military force, let alone decide how to use it against the enemy. Sounds like an easy win for me. I may condescend to kill you after all, but Abbott seems rather keen for a game, so I'll give him another chance to challenge me in new and interesting ways before I start any new games. You could help by sending him some balls.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I think that no matter the how big a set balls I send Abbot he would not have a clue as to what to do with them. Except mimic his mothers ideas of what to do with a set of fuzzy balls...say hi for me will you Abbot? If you think I am such an easy win send a turn, it will do nothing but make your record better, or you could lose and have to face the shame of losing to me. As for an update; Meeks and the butt-sniffing liar Croda seem to have taken breaks from the slaughter that I am waging against them at the current time. Run laddies, but I will not forget you wankers! Mace the honorable is teaching me the fine art of winning CM. I am having a hard time of it, but I may get the hang of it. :eek: Peng-e-poo eater this is for you lad, may your eyes explode, and the air that occupies your braincase leak out!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: Hmmm... I'm starting to notice a pattern here.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> If I could read minds, then I would know what you are going to do, therefore I would know your future. Now quit being a dumb-ass and send a turn so I can laugh at your lack of skills at CM as well! Thank you for your support sir Mace! Edited to say that I think the honorable Sir Mace would be supporting me in saying you were a wanker because you tired to put me down by telling me I was psychic, which is pretty lame. I, as he (if I may assume), realize you were covering your butt with your lame responces on my spelling. But I could be wrong, with his keen sense of something-er-rather,Mace may see you erroring in other ways that I have not noticed. [ 04-30-2001: Message edited by: armornut ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Your hand is leaving you???? Man ,thats harsh.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No, I think his dog died. [ 04-29-2001: Message edited by: armornut ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: Now I've got a little task for you on behalf of BTS. They need to double-check the accuracy of the tank tracks they've modelled in the game, so you need to go to a historical tank demonstration and take a close look. The drivers will be expecting you, so you don't need to worry about them not seeing you and accidentally grinding you into a fine paste.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Had no idea you were a BTS rep. I have most of the tracks of allied tanks in 1/6 scale or smaller, (taken from a few public and private collections here in california) so if they are interested I could send them a few tracks in a smaller scale so they could do what ever they want to them. I also have a few extra KV tank track links in a smaller scale. They are from a guy in Poland who got the specs from a museum there. They are all very nice. As for me getting ground to a paste, your not that lucky. I have the presence of mind (that you lack) to get the hell out of the way of a moving tank. :eek: If you have so much time to try to insult me, why don't you send me a game so you can flounder at making me look bad at it as well as here? Edited to say that telepathy, clairvoyance, etc, is nothing short of seeing the future. So how do I not know what it means? To call me that is not much of an insult, so who is the moron now wanker? :confused: [ 04-29-2001: Message edited by: armornut ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: I thought this guy was just a distasteful windbag, but know it appears he is a distasteful psychic windbag. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That is me the psychic windbag! I can tell the future? That is a new one to me! I would think even a dolt like you would know that psychic is very different from psychotic, if that is what you were tying to say. Now flap those ears of yours and fly home you foolish side show freak.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Abbott: Go to your room, you insolent child, and come out when you've learned some manners!-David Aitken ------ Well sir, I am now in my room and there happens to be a computer there. I was expecting another attempt at dodging, as your current (self-stated and un-proven) victory list is long. I laugh at your attempts to claim superior tactics by saying " Meeks has gone into hiding after being exposed by Aitken as the deceitful gamey bastard that he is”. One we all know Meeks is gamey, two defeating Meeks in his current stage of, what was it? Oh yes stress was an easy accomplishment. He has run from me himself on several occasions. In the interest of avoiding future attempts at dodging I will do as you ask. Mr. Atiken sir, when you can find the time from the overly busy and unfair schedule that life has so unfairly thrust upon you. Could you send me a setup, please sir? [ 04-29-2001: Message edited by: Abbott ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Don't do that!!!!! His head will just swell.....but then it may match those ears.....carry on!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: Go to your room, you insolent child, and come out when you've learned some manners!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *Pinching nose* Like you should be giving lessions on manners!

Leeo: in all dictionaries as an oxygen wasting moron [ 04-27-2001: Message edited by: armornut ]

Sir Mace I have finished feeding, cleaning, and grooming the sheep. I went to clean the litter box, but some smelly mut has been eating the deposits that have been left ( I suspect Peng-e-poo-eater, but am unsure as the only proof is a set of paw prints and a light scent of wussy). As I have finished all of the work set fourth for me, may I request the turn that you have in your possesion for our game? I am currently board out of my mind.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: Ahem, ze update: Armornut: Does he still post here? If not, I'll stop updating as to his state of ass-kickery. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I posted on this very thread, you silly fool. As for the game, I think attacking up a hill toward two Panthers is hard, especialy when you have no tanks. Though now you only have one Panther....soon to be none I am sure as I have slipped by your flanks and am proceeding to grind your light guns into scrap. You may win, but the losses you will experiance will not be worth the effort. So, you should just withdraw, and send me the surrender file. Other game updates: -Cruda has taken leave to play with him self, as well as meet Lorak so they can play together. I eXpect he is just avoiding the defeat that in coming at my hands. WANKER! The most honorable and wise (or something) Mace is feeling the pressure of a Jabo. He has managed to take a few tanks out and inspired my troops to fight without a tea break. Well done Sir Mace :eek: (Still trying to get Peng to suck his eyeballs out with a hoover shop vac and bleed to death very slooooowly...Bauhaus will of course have to remove it from his pants, and sit down.)