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    Another Day, Another Peng Challenge Thread............

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

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    lenakonrad blubbered:

    Buy yourself a shooter..

    Don't need one, I have Von Lauchert...

    Lessee here, I count the burned out hulks of 32 Russian tanks to my front, and I have taken...wait...let me count...Yes, that's it One casualty. Not one dead tank mind you, one casualty. As in; the TC got a splinter in his finger and buttoned the hatch as a consequence.

    Moral of the story? Don't challenge someone to a specific scenario and let them pick the side unless you know what you are getting yourself into. Here endeth the lesson...

    hehe, man that was fun...

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    Life's just like a box of Peng Challenges

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

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    Pillocks and Wankers, the lot of ya. I hate you all.

    Lessee here...

    Nidan1 lobbed a mortar at grandma's house. Other than that we are still playing footise in the woods.

    lenakonrad is apparently having a pretty rough go of it all the way around. He(she?) has now learned to truly loathe the mighty Panther. I took a casualty a turn or two back. It was horrible. Made a real mess of the tank and shocked the crew. Bummer.

    I am enjoying watching Hortlund gloat. I predict he'll soon be singing a different tune (perhaps that will make Seanachai happy, not that I care).

    Delta dalem and I are poking through the village trying to find each other's...tanks, or somefink.

    Gitlord Fokker is *still* MIA. Send me a turn, you TWIT.

    Last and certainly least, McGillicutty continues the Charge of the Tin Brigade to point-blank range, not that it's done him any good. The Mighty Matilda R001z the battlefield.

    Sod Off, all of you. I must go check the water temperature in the pool. If it isn't 80, I'm not getting in today...

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    Just Another CMII Feature Request list thread

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

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    dalem wrote:

    How about a "clipboard" text file feature so we could write notes to ourselves in-game for PBEM games against that take a looooooong time.

    The ability to export these notes in .txt format at the conclusion of a battle would be neat as well. It would facilitate turn-by-turn AARs. Just type as you go, spit out the result at the end of the battle and fire it off to the scenario designer so he gets some feedback. smile.gif
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    Life's just like a box of Peng Challenges

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

    Posted

    Seanachai, obviously still in delirium (or under the influence of drugs) muttered:

    Or you could just say: Hey, then, all! What about a jolly sing-song?!
    The sing-alongs were a bad idea you twit. 9 out of 10 Cesspoolers agree. Of course, you can't be expected to be cognizant of that because you are, once again, completely out of touch with the MBT. We could take pity on you and write this little out-of-place rant off as being due to your recent illness...but we wont.

    So, I guess I'll follow the other option:

    "Seanachai, I've always thought you the biggest idiot in the Pool. Well no, that's not true. Berli is actually more of a Git, but you talk more. That's why I piss myself laughing every time I mock you."

    There, do you feel better?

    Did you need a snowplow to eat the pig Storyteller? 80 degrees F here today, think I'll hang in my pool and work on my tan.

    In closing, if you want a song from me, you'd best go through the Justicar as is proper. I've got more pleasant things to do than interact with you. Cleaning out the stables, for instance.

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    Life's just like a box of Peng Challenges

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

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    MicGillney spluttered:

    it seems your squire has sodded off into oblivion
    You little pillock, stop dodging me!

    It's 2003 genius (that would be sarcasm). Most people know how to check their E-mail, most people know Hotmail sux. Where were you when the brains were handed out, eh?

    I tell you Justicar, he is playing a delaying game. He doesn't want to see the results of the Charge of the Tin Brigade, and he certainly doesn't want the responsibility of continuing said suicidal charge.

    So, mginest, I have sent TWO new E-mails with both zipped and unzipped turns attached. I sent these to the address in your profile (and not the fictional 'other' address). Please see if you can figure out how to hit the 'Send and Receive' button.

    Or, you could just Sod Off

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    Peng, why hast thou forsaken my challenge?

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

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    Hortlund sputtered:

    hehe, you've noticed that too Vadr
    Musn't forget the 1.02 FUBAR.

    Yep, you've had a tough one alright. That isn't going to stop me from chasing you through the streets of both Buda and Pest like the little rat you are though...

    Men chase, women choose. Remember that Hortlund, it's the way of things.

    Also, if it flies, floats or...errr...fornicates; it's cheaper to rent it...

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    Peng, why hast thou forsaken my challenge?

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

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    Well, lessee here...time for a Gamey update Ah Reckon'

    Von Lauchert was right, as lenakonrad is learning to his displeasure. Man it is fun killing T-34s at 2km!

    Nidan1 has a big tank, the pillock. I shall charge it with Molotovs. Send my regards to the Rodina

    Gaylord Focker is MIA (again). Send me a turn you Git. What? Did those BT-7s out on your flank scare you that badly?

    Since edelbert can't be connived into a game (he's scared I tell you), I guess I'll give that Helen Reddy lovin' dalem creature a rematch.

    Hey dalem send me something with 'splody things, clanky things, and maybe some more 'splody things.

    Oh and the rest of you can just Sod Off. Roight.

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    Peng, why hast thou forsaken my challenge?

    in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin

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    Mgilney sputtered:

    Of course, I don't know any of this as Vadr has yet to mail the turn.
    I *DID* mail the turn ya feckin' Git. I E-mailed it to the address you sent me. I shall now bomb your regular in-box with the rather large file, since you either:

    A - Can't figure out how to check the "other" account

    B - Never had the "other" account in the first place.

    See my Liege and fellow Cesspoolers? I told you he was a tricky one.

    Oh and Mulcher, I'll expect you to both correctly spell and bold my name. I am a Squire of the Pool damn yer eyes!

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