Kitty

We don't have that one here. We do have "Booze: the drinks bible for the 21st century" however. Kitty thinks perhaps this is the true path.

We don't have that one here. We do have "Booze: the drinks bible for the 21st century" however. Kitty thinks perhaps this is the true path.

Kitty is leaning towards "The Bean Bible." Never "The Cheese Bible" though. Kitty rejects the existence of an ubercheese.

Kitty is leaning towards "The Bean Bible." Never "The Cheese Bible" though. Kitty rejects the existence of an ubercheese.

Ok, this is irritating. Kitty notices that there's like a zillion books here all claiming to be bibles. Here's some examples: "The Fact Checkers Bible," "The Food Bible," "New Herb Bible," "The Cheese Bible," "The Brewmaster's Bible," "The Soup Bible," "The Bread Bible," "The Sauce Bible," and on and on and on!!! This bother's Kitty very much. Which of these paths is the TRUE path? She doesn't know which way is the one to true enlightenment. She decides that she is off in 20 minutes and doesn't really care. I hate bibles. :mad:

Ok, this is irritating. Kitty notices that there's like a zillion books here all claiming to be bibles. Here's some examples: "The Fact Checkers Bible," "The Food Bible," "New Herb Bible," "The Cheese Bible," "The Brewmaster's Bible," "The Soup Bible," "The Bread Bible," "The Sauce Bible," and on and on and on!!! This bother's Kitty very much. Which of these paths is the TRUE path? She doesn't know which way is the one to true enlightenment. She decides that she is off in 20 minutes and doesn't really care. I hate bibles. :mad:

*dies of boredom* I think I'm going to start referring to myself in the third person. Just to be annoying. :mad:

*dies of boredom* I think I'm going to start referring to myself in the third person. Just to be annoying. :mad:

What the hell does "borrow a cigarette" mean anyway?!?! You're going to give it back to me after you smoke it or are you just going to look at it and then hand it back? Like I'm ever going to see her again. What a retard. :mad: :mad:

What the hell does "borrow a cigarette" mean anyway?!?! You're going to give it back to me after you smoke it or are you just going to look at it and then hand it back? Like I'm ever going to see her again. What a retard. :mad: :mad:

*angry* So I went outside to smoke and this "cute" homeless couple was walking down the sidewalk. They are both about my age. The man, pushing a shopping cart, looked a lot like a young Benny Hill wearing a matted, dirty, long wig. The woman was carrying a plastic bag full of God knows what. She sees that I'm smoking and asks, "Can I borrow a cigarette from you?" I refrain from stabbing her in the eye with my thermometer and, ignoring the four cigarettes I have left in the pack in my pocket, I tell her, "No. This is my last one." :mad: They stumbled off into the distance. Merry Christmas, losers. :mad: :mad:

*angry* So I went outside to smoke and this "cute" homeless couple was walking down the sidewalk. They are both about my age. The man, pushing a shopping cart, looked a lot like a young Benny Hill wearing a matted, dirty, long wig. The woman was carrying a plastic bag full of God knows what. She sees that I'm smoking and asks, "Can I borrow a cigarette from you?" I refrain from stabbing her in the eye with my thermometer and, ignoring the four cigarettes I have left in the pack in my pocket, I tell her, "No. This is my last one." :mad: They stumbled off into the distance. Merry Christmas, losers. :mad: :mad:

*Checks tutoring appointment book* Nothing. Good. I don't have to tutor any of these morons today. I want them all to die. DIE! DIIIEEEEEEEEEE! GARRRRRRRRRRR GGARGGRRR! :mad: *Looks at clock* Hmm, I think it's about time I tell the bosses I have to go move my car so I don't get a ticket. I don't have a car but they don't know that and I want to smoke. :mad:

*Checks tutoring appointment book* Nothing. Good. I don't have to tutor any of these morons today. I want them all to die. DIE! DIIIEEEEEEEEEE! GARRRRRRRRRRR GGARGGRRR! :mad: *Looks at clock* Hmm, I think it's about time I tell the bosses I have to go move my car so I don't get a ticket. I don't have a car but they don't know that and I want to smoke. :mad:

Before posting how stupid other people are, one should always check their spelling. "Too." :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Before posting how stupid other people are, one should always check their spelling. "Too." :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Puss laden maggots. All this beer and merriment. :mad: GAR GAR GARGGGGG! I'm stuck in this godforesaken library until 2:30, then I go to lame Food History class from 3 - 5:30, then stupid International Cuisine from 6 - 11!!! :mad: :mad: If I had some TNT right now I'd blow this place up and dance on the entrails of the victims. :mad:

Puss laden maggots. All this beer and merriment. :mad: GAR GAR GARGGGGG! I'm stuck in this godforesaken library until 2:30, then I go to lame Food History class from 3 - 5:30, then stupid International Cuisine from 6 - 11!!! :mad: :mad: If I had some TNT right now I'd blow this place up and dance on the entrails of the victims. :mad:

Where is this free beer of which you speak? :mad:

Where is this free beer of which you speak? :mad:

Were you in the Fiefdom game? </font>

Were you in the Fiefdom game? </font>

:mad: :mad: :mad: from work.

:mad: :mad: :mad: from work.

There's ants all over my damn christmas tree! GARGAR AGRGAR GARGA RGA GGGGGGGG RAGR ARG! How the hell can I get rid of them?!?!?! I tried a propane torch but that just burned up all the tree and ornaments and now I've got a multi-pronged matchstick sitting in my damned living room!!!! STILL THE ANTS ARE THERE!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: