Hiram Sedai
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You know, when you argue with an Aussie, you regress.
you did know that, right Boo?
oh, i mean "grunt, grunt, point, Boo?"
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I had a german gentleman with a handgun walk behind my corn fed Americans and shoot 4 of them in their foxholes. It was more of an execution than a battle. I had to watch two Lady Gaga videos to cheer me up after that.
Please fix or do somefink.
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Hiram, your challenge was doubtless ignored by by the elders because of some breech of protocol. While I do recognize your name from the old days, long before the cold winter that was my self-imposed exile from the MBT, I do not know whether to count you amongst the Knights. Regardless, if you seek a challenge look no further than the stalwart Buzzsaw! Even now, a separate missive wings its way through the ether to you.
Ha! I was ignored by the geriatric and so very incontinent denizens of the Mutha Beautiful Thread because I did a shotgun challenge. I did NOT single out a single very senior citizen. I did a very general call out to one of the diapered denizens of this not so glorious Peng thread for a game. I admit my apathy and can live with it. I knew I would have to yell into one of their ears and repeat myself while playing "hide the dentures"
I happen to be a knight of the House of the Bard, such as it is. This tiny little fellow from Minnesnowta beknighted me long ago when he was besotted. Well, its tough to remember when he wasn't snockered. That was back when...
In the years 2000-2001, things were a bit different in this Peng thread. MarkIV and JDMorse were the bane of my existence in PBEM's and Joe was very very old. I used to beat Moriarty in game after game but then again, who didn't?
I'll send ya a setup, Ruth Buzzsaw because you smell a bit like old feet and it's giving me flashbacks to a kinder time.
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Hiram's During Action Report
Note: Only one of you peoples actually accepted my challenge and I'm guessing that only two of you have CM:Norm.
Nidan- I'm attacking with some gray question marks and he's defending with some green question marks. When I'm not paying attention, some of my gray question marks dissapear. Oh, the awesome strategery and manhoovering is going well while my gray question marks die in droves.
Thus far, CM:Norm doesn't seem to have leaders that help with hiding or attacking or motivation et al. I have no cover or concealment ever. When in doubt, move forward.
Carpe Nasum!
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That's okay. They'll have to fight their way through about 5 million Baptists, Pentecostals and snake handlers in West (By Gawd!) Virginia before they ever hit Casa Del Boo.
I bet they are right down the street from you right now. The local DLS Chapter of Dyslexic Mormons have may have a temple/Dairy Queen/Gas -N- Go in Parma.
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right now, half a million mormons are about to mount their bicycles to find Ohio and Boo or just Boo but not necessarily Ohio. Someone needs to be proselytized.
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I do so enjoy stereotypes and broad generalizations. I know I will never be invited to Australia but if I were, I would bring my gun to do some drive by shootings while doing crack off of a prostitute's backside while demanding better health care and bemoaning the fact that the rest of the world doesn't speak American English.
The Palin explained to me that we are God's people and "real Americans" know that Paul Revere told us to be ready to vote against "that one"
I'm guessing that the Palin doesn't trust those Ausssie folks though because we can't see them from our house.
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am enjoying some of these new scenarios.
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am here to chew some bubble gum and do some serious swaggling and I'm fresh out of bubblegum.
Carpe Nasum!!
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i thought night ops occured because of the allies air advantage.
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I would try Minstrelcramp or Pickascamp or Stuka the ho
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You seem to be quite 'taken' with this corn swaggling thing Hiram. Anything you'd like to share with us? Curiosity get the better of you did it?
I wondered how the old saying "horn swaggler" from the American West would sound to a myopic, mouth breathing, inbred Aussie. So, yes...I do find it amusing. I also chuckled when so many of you stood upright and fashioned tools just a few years ago.
I also confess to wondering if some of your neighbors/kinfolk were represented in that 2001 movie. (Homo Never Erectus Stukus)
sit down Bauhaus
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turns are out to all of you who accepted my challenge and actually decided to play Combat Mission instead of swaggling corn.
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More so in the southern counties. Closer to W. Va, you know.
Tell me, Boo. Have you done some corn swaggling in secret, behind closed doors? You can tell us. I imagine it comes as easy as burgling to an Aussie.
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Hi all - am really keen to purchase a hard copy of the user manual (the one that comes with the game, rather than a download version). Does anyone know where I might be able to get one or does anyone want to sell theirs (for a reasonable price!).
regards
mine is covered in cheeto fingerprints and tears because the gamey AI hates me.
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I wonder how much corn swaggling really goes on in Ohio.
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do we fire at Will or at Sparky?
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"invite"?? What part of 'invasion' don't you understand, Sparky?
so, no one invited you? We have enough homeless, alcoholic miscreants here in the US. I think we keep most of them in Ohio.
The concept of being invaded by Australians is quite comical though. Its almost as funny as Australia being called a "nation"
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Wait, who invited him to the God Fearin States of Merka? We only let in floaty brown peoples in Florida and Chebby traveling peoples via most of the left side of the states. I don't remember us being open to the Downunders aka The Paul Hogan Fanclub.
Let me call up the TSA for an extra special welcome for Stuka
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Actually I am a lesbian, not that being one is a bad thing.
are you a member of the Militia Etheridge?
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meanwhile, my challenge goes unanswered by the mentally and morally challenged.
oh the irony
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Aren't you originally from Noo Joisey? Various grunting noises and imbecilities
It was a real show stopper.
No, Boo. Wrong again. From North Philadelphia, born and raised. I mentioned that before you wandered in here many years ago.
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There are no wrong words, Hiram. Only opposing states of mind. And horror stories about Jack-In-The-Box restaurants.
But we'll always have those.
No. Bad Boo. There are wrong words and wrong people. You happen to be a wrong person living in the wrong state, wallowing in your wrongness. Exulting in your red yellow commie pinko liberal attitude won't start a game of
CM:Norm against a real person.
Keep practicing against the Devon training scenarios and try not to be so...wrong.
When Will the Peng Challenge Thread Patch Be Released?
in Combat Mission Battle for Normandy
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like the pot calling the kettle Cleveland.
(little obvious Ohio jokey joke there)