Hiram Sedai

So, I correct the spelling and not the position (face down) of the Justiciar and the pint sized Bard throws a mini-tizzy. One would think that since he is eye to eye with stacks of books in his hovel, he would be able to understand the it is HE who is incorrect regarding the spelling in this instance. Never for a moment did I question the position (legs akimbo) of Old Fowl Joe(birdman). I would gently but loudly remind the ancient, incontinent and toothless Bard that reading is still fundamental. If a dictionary is still not amongst his books, I would recommend one soon. Also, it should be pointed out that my Lingua Latina is not slurred. Insofar as it is not I who is intoxicated 27 hours of each day, I would like to kick the Bard in his saggy bottom and remind him about "glass houses". Said kicking of the bard would be quite difficult because of how he is the size of a toddler and DFACS would probably arrest me. Let me type slowly for the decrepit and imbecilic amongst you all. Spelling and not position. If Joe wanted to be the "Tapeworm Tapdancer" so be it. I could only pretend to care. Whether or not Seanachai made Joe the way he is today, means very little to me. I wish them well with their colostomy bag wars in the near future.

won't be the first time the Bard apologized for flaccidity, I'll bet.

fish booty? see what happens with no Bard around? Imbecilities, wanton idiocy!!

Seize this Honkus!!

not quite I'm proud of my Eagles with their 2nd string.

Sirius is magical. I can now listen to ALL of my 80's hits, especially those by Salt-N-Peppa. Oh, an example of Peng type humor in the real world. I was talking to our business owner's wife who is 67 years old and a big Bill Gaither fan. She is Southern Baptist and a cotton top (Think Paula Dean combined with Minnie Pearl) She offered me a new pen the other day and I demurred saying "no ma'am, I'm not worth the effort" She did an odd cackle and offered once more. I then dropped the Pengism on her. "You can just spit on my head and I'd be grateful, ma'am" She thought I was serious since I seldom smile.

After reading through the Justiciar Joe links about his gestation period, I came to a little conclusion. The Old Firm can back me up on this one. I would "go away" and then "come back" quite often. Why is that? I get bored. The Innanet is a big place and you can only entertain me for so long. 7 years of this... I confess that my latest tryst was with RTS games. I became somewhat of a quick fix, constant movement whore with my games. Battle for Middle Earth I and II, Rise of Legends, and Company of Heroes kept my attention for a little while. But, when it's all said and done, I return here. (like a dog returns to its vomit) Let it be known that I would never, ever question Lorak since he gained much of his knowledge in the Waffle House and he was a sight nicer than you filthy mongrels. In hindsight, this Peng Challenge thing has become an online diary of sorts for many of us. I can read through what happened before and just shake my head. I simply am embarrassed at what I typed so many years ago. I must have been drunk. My gameplay definitely shows that to be true. All in all, it was entertaining to participate in and read these threads, except for the painful parts of my life. (of course) **serious off** I have unmodded, very patched CMBB on my HD now and am relearning the game while sober. Let us continue the persiflage and challenging. edited because i have a few more gray hairs and some wrinkles but I will never be perfect like Germanboy edited once more because Berli's(his infernal highness) Monday Machine is broken and my Friday is a Monday again.

Lee-oh tea and strumpets? why not coffee and harlots?

Dear Elvis, Wiki is not an authoritah. Try again, mmkay? Don't mention your wood in this thread. Remember the rules? Probably not, oh King of South Philly. Remember...Koy is the key. xoxo Hiram PS Go Iggles!

ah, so it turns out the Joe is spelling it incorrectly after all. jus·ti·ci·ar /dʒʌˈstɪʃiər/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[juh-stish-ee-er] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun 1. a high judicial officer in medieval England. 2. the chief political and judicial officer in England from the reign of William I to that of Henry III. 3. justiciary (def. 2). [Origin: 1475–85; < ML jūsticiārius justiciary]

Let's everybody give a nice round of applause to our very own Shecky1. Isn't he wonderful? He'll be right back. Against our wishes. </font>

Let's everybody give a nice round of applause to our very own Shecky1. Isn't he wonderful? He'll be right back. Against our wishes. </font>

should I explain about embedded flash movies in html headers? nahh

more importantly, why does Jo insist on treating the litter box like a snack bar?

*Gasp* OGSF was NOT bolded! Joe!, Joe!, surely this travesty of Cesspool protocol demands a booting, an inquest or Coventry according to da rules? </font>

and I still smell better than you Jimmy. </font>

which one of you people can give me CMBB ver 1.01?? I've been jumping through hoops trying to get my ver 1.0 patched. tired of the hoops edit: nevermind, found it and dusted off my book by Mister Walker to get warmed up again. [ January 09, 2007, 05:19 PM: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ]

I was speaking metaphorically, you semi-waxed chimp! </font>

wouldn't Joe have to double up on his adult diapers with Mexican food?

scroll up, right click on the Combat Mission Shock Force Link and open in new tab, no more banner. Myopia still runs rampant in this thread. Good to be home again! PS Thanks for the warm welcome back, gentlemen. I know of no greater insult to you really really nice guys than to compliment you. </font>

scroll up, right click on the Combat Mission Shock Force Link and open in new tab, no more banner. Myopia still runs rampant in this thread. Good to be home again! PS Thanks for the warm welcome back, gentlemen. I know of no greater insult to you really really nice guys than to compliment you.

I'm currently listening to Holiday Podcast for the Peng thread. I cannot type...words just fail me. nope, they don't after all Nidan1 is really James Earl Jones (in Conan the Librarian) Leoo...amen, brother. StickyPixie is really inspector Cleaseau [ January 08, 2007, 06:55 PM: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ]

no challenge to be seen here [ January 09, 2007, 06:04 AM: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ]

Clicked on blog thingy and saw Cotton eyed Joe...had Mormon wife flashback. After much retching and heaving, am downloading a random MP3 thing. @Joe, my current email is in the stream of email lists with Christmas greetings if you are still updating your old site. BTW...nice job Joe et al New Peng thread [ January 08, 2007, 06:35 PM: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ]

having flashbacks from 3 CM games "ready when it's ready" & refreshing monkey's