Here's what we do: you take 1000 points of ubertanks, I'll take a zook and that way you'll wi.. hmmm. Better make that 5000 points of ubertanks and I'll take only a conscript cook... no, wait... he'll just crisp your lips, maggot!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
We could make this easy. Skip the setup, sending of turns, etc. and just tattoo the sig on your forehead (to suffer the cruel taunts of others at your fate) and inside your eyelids so you always see the results of crossing your arch-nemesis.
I mean, the outcome is pre-ordained. BUAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!