Noba
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Hard to get ANY help around here, hold this bucket please. I need to go find out what that gurgling noise is. One of these kniggets is probably so drunk they've slipped below the surface of the pool. Unfortunately that means they'll likely clog what little drain is left.
If you wash my mouth out, it would become the only clean thing in this joint. I take it from your suggestion someone else should do it to mean you don't touch soap yourself. Probably a prior bad experience reaching for it in the shower.
Sounds like a voice of experience to me. How many times did you deliberately drop the soap yourself?
By the way Burke is a verb, I'll only take so much abuse before I prep one of you for sale to a medical school.
See lads, THIS is how a Serf should respond. Once again my judgment is infallible. Keep up the average work sburke (spelt but not bolded), and don't mind the slings and arrows from the Australians ... average is the BEST they can do.Burke - as in "Back of" - where you should be seen heading, preferably without any supplies of food or water. Or even more ideal, you could recreate the expedition of Burke and Wills, just take joebob as your partner.
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scuse f**kin me!! They gave me a pissbucket to clean up a cesspool, wtf do you expect?!!
Some one should wash this one's mouth out with soap and water.
Try some wit and panache, not hidden expletives.... gawd, it's hard to get good help around here.
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BFC is totally uninterested in Steam and have given their reasons. It is too bad, because I am sure they are wrong, but you'll never convince the geriatric cheer-leading brigade here of that.
I'm sure you will back up that statement with your reasons WHY they are wrong. Prove to us that BF's stated reasons are incorrect with regard to their business model and you will have one convert right here.
Battlefront is a company of game designers and grognards, which is why they make such good games. Unfortunately, that also explains why their software is so bad and their market these days is restricted to people who bought their previous games.
I find it hard to understand how software can be a "good game" and at the same time be "so bad"? I also would like to see your figures confirming your assertion that there are no new players playing the game (Since the original CM series of games).
Since Steam is out of the question, another model for improvement might be the DCS model. Ignoring the fact that they managed to put their software on Steam without going bankrupt, DCS is another niche games company with a focus on realism, and they even come from the land of the software pirate (Russia). It hasn't stopped them from having a more customer friendly activation system.
I'm not familiar with DCS so no comment from me there.
When you make assertions, as is your right, you should be aware that backing up those assertions with facts behind them bolsters your arguments and stops them being "just" opinions. If you state at the outset that you are "sure they are wrong" - well then please follow up! Otherwise you risk being taken to task, and that would happen face to face and not just on an internet forum.
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...Nope...
Dope.
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I blame this on the Tim Tams, but, I love me some Australians.....
... I love me some Australians...
Care to elaborate, make clear etc.
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Did not look it up either so there.
Almost a regressive "neener neener" moment there, O.F.J.
Don't worry, it's a good thing to be educated by your betters.
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What a maroon.
But he is our Maroon.
It's ok Joe, you can admit it; you looked it up as well and then chose to post faux ignorance... of course the 'faux' bit describes your personality quite well; as does ignorance. But then having no personality.. wait! I'm confusing you I know, but stick with me.....
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10 years in and they're both still counting.
And Matt Priddis is a better player than Joel Selwood....
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Oh, I know this one!
Annoying the hell out of the rest of us.
Somehow I had visions of your Simian Self jumping up and down
trying to get attention. You must have forgotten to type a few "Ooo Ooo's"
As for the annoying - Pot, this is Kettle.
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The question isn't "is dalem a superior being?" but rather "is dalem a supreme pizza?"
Probably a half-and-half.....
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You know, after 42 years of either working in advertising or studying some aspect of it, mopping floors does not seem like such a bad thing.
At the end of the day, you can look back at what you've done and say, "It was dirty, and I made it clean. That's a positive thing".
No, that doesn't sound bad at all.
Just remember due to budget cuts there is no actual mop. Just dunk your
head into the suds, get onto your hands and knees and lower your head
to the floor and start crawling.* (It's works better if you make motor sounds
at the same time).
Noba.
*For extra efficiency, shake your head from side to side.
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And you should hang your head in shame for that!
Michael
When he says he works in advertising, he means he does letterbox drops of junk mail.
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I have been told this has been discussed to death, is handled historically correct and wont be changed by BF.
So naturally I have to start a new thread to right a great wrong.
The game is completly unplayable with these shortcomings.
So, I take it you no longer play the game?
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And you, first among the multitude that claims the title "Nidan," would dare to suggest that MY title is buffonish?
Right.
Joe
Buffoon Fight!
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The more I think about it, I think we are all safe in blaming the Australians.
Wrong, Tweedle Dee. (That's cute, the spell checker suggested - Twaddle - almost as good in your case)
EVERYONE blames Old Foul Joe, for everything, it's the right thing to do, don'tcha know.
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Shoot Emrys? [spelt, not Bolded] ..seems like a perfectly nice reason to shoot him. Really.
There; fixed that for you...
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[meanwhile, along the crest line of Paddock grassy knoll "Emrys" erupts a very satisfying Agent Orange strike that defoliates any standing dandelion or daisy]
He's silhouetted on the crest line!
Take the shot!
TAKE THE SHOT!!!
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Yeah, you bore me.
He Bores everyone. It's his profession, his stock in trade. Now I do have some sympathy* for him, after all he did usurp the job from Old Foul Joe in fact he just about pushed poor old Joe out of the bus before it stopped - not that that is a bad thing, of course.
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* Ok, Ok - so I lied.
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Wrong thread.
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Please do not feed them.
But leave the carton by the front door as you go. Thanks.
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(Very slow hand clap)
WHOA!
Devastating riposte, Sirrah! I have been wounded to the quick! I shall need to retire to my corner and have soothing unguents applied to my very psyche!
Had you but ended with the dreaded "Neener-neener-neener" I would have surely succumbed to the verbal assault and been forced to surrender the field!
Wow, you really put the heavy brick in your purse that time, didn't you Sparky?
Do you really think you are worth more than a child-like reply. Suits you, I think.
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Noba is such a tramp.
Sure, we all knew that, but it's so entertaining to watch him prove it.
Go stick your head in the bucket.
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Look at you fawning foppish princes, all fainting over a fema..........
*Cough*
Hi M'Lady, welcome back, you sure are a breath of fresh air in here.
Emrys has been eating chili again and refuses to empty the bucket.
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Did I? I can't remember.
Perhaps I should charge fee for service which will then pay for my alcohol consumption?
My God! They have THAT much money?
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The Peng Challenge: Thread Blunder
in Combat Mission Red Thunder
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How about a file...?
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