Noba
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Question Noba - when an Australian visits England and you get to immigration. how do you fill out the form for reason for visit? Work release, furlough, probation, trustee with privileges?
Psst. I'll let you into a secret..... I have an EU Passport. (Shhh, don't tell anyone)
And Tankfest is going to be awesome, without you even better.
Noba.
p.s. Did I mention I'm going to Tankfest?
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Nooba, you doodyhead. Want a doody hat on that hopping bunny? Or is that a hopping rat? Whatever, it needs a doody hat.
Make it a slouch hat and you've got a deal. And nothing half-arsed, PROPORTIONS are EVERYTHING!
Noba.
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*slow clap*
What sort of STD is that then? Is it a new strain, or sumfink?
Do we want to know how you caught it, or are you going to sell the film rights?
Noba
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I have some good news, some good news, and some GOOD news.
In the mention of the first good news, both Speedlump and Nidan1 are itching
to get at my Glorious Pixel Troops to try and recover what little modesty is left to them after
their last feeble attempts to best me on the electronic field of combat. Rape and Pillage come
to mind. Really, they are the Star Trek equivalents of the good old Red shirted actors. It doesn't
matter how or why, they never survive combat with the enemy....
In the case of more good news, I am no longer in the Great Southern Land. Nope, by hook
or by crook*, I am in the land of the once - a - week bathers... England.
Which leads to the really GOOD new - I am going to TANKFEST, and you lot aren't ....
How positively AWESOME is that?
Noba
* Boeing 777 and Airbus A380 actually.
ps. If the Donkey reads this, I could pass by the paddock and kick it's ass...... if I
knew where he was hiding the rubber gnome, that is.
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Pondscum was my squire. Squire of House Persiflage.
Well that explains everything, and nothing. But really he has been missing in action for years, ever since his French Waiters
hacked into our last game and gave my troops dodgy wine.
Noba.
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Wasn't pondscum an old denizen of the Cess ?
He was, and he still owes me a setup!
Noba.
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Update Time:
It's time to expose the complete and utter nincompoop-ness of those members of the Shavian House.
Not only do they smell, they can't play the Great Game at any level of competence. Incompetence and
no doubt, incontinence is their modus operandi. An example....
You would think when faced with hordes of rampaging Churchill's that to retire gracefully would be the
better part of valour. The only graceful part of Speedbump's Stug manoeuvres was the turning
360 degrees in place. Twice. This no doubt was ordered by the said Speedbump to prove that the denizens
of the Shavian house like to show their rear to all and sundry. This piece of decadence is then topped
off by moving past a gap in the walls separating our two forces, a gap cunningly prepared by my cleverly
placed Engineers who had blasted said gap with uncanny accuracy. Praaang One dead StuG.
Nice work, sunshine.
In other news, my poor Para's are not winning their battle vs Nidan1's stealth - cloaked Germans.
Noba.
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This should flush him out -
I propose sburke for knighthood
And all this time I thought you were a Left Leaning Pinko.
Noba.
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So, fill me in?
I'm sure I speak for the majority when I say, "With great pleasure"
Baseball bat, where are you..... ?
Noba.
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Lets see... time to check in on the Mutha Beautiful Thread.
Old idjits still here: Check
New idjits here: Check
Joebob delusions of grandour: Check
Boo still an idjit: See Point #1
Useless dribble going on: Check Check
House Rune still going strong: Money Order
I'm here See Point #1
The more things change, the more things should be nuked from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
Carry on, carry on...
Rune
Fixed that for ya.
Noba.
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Oops, forgot for a second who I was talking to.
Michael
So it's true, you say the words out loud as you type them, like you do when you read?
Noba.
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Hah. Whilst you lead your troops with your glass jaw.
Meanwhile the Faust team running after your tanks on their one and only leg, draw a bead on another Rusting Tank*
Why do you insist on parking your tanks on the nobbliest bits of ground you can find? I've never seen so many belly
plate penetrations in my life!
And I fixed you compliment to Radley for you. You may thank me later.
Noba.
*Soon to be, that is.
Geez, I'm good. That 'Faust guy calmly let the tank run over him then killed it from 10 metres. Of course he was then
gunned down by the crew as they escaped the burning tank.... but you expect that.
Noba.
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Lies, all lies. I have never been defeated by the AI, although I admit some victories were harder come by than others. But my record is spotless, unsullied, pure as the driven snow.
Michael
In other words you rage-quit to avoid defeat. Not finished many games then, huh?
Noba.
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So you're losing badly. No surprise there. And I notice that you are consoling yourself with pushover Ozzies. No surprise there either.
Michael
Is it true that you have asked BF to "Dumb Down" the AI, because it keeps handing you your arse?
Noba.
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Speaking of car accidents....
UPDATES!!
Noba has fallen back on his setup zone after losing almost all of his Cats. His troops huddle in the dark, hoping the bogeyman Retro-Soviets will just go away....
Boo Radley is a bastiche.
Speedbump
Hah. Whilst you lead your troops with your glass jaw.
Meanwhile the Faust team running after your tanks on their one and only leg, draw a bead on another Rusting Tank*
Why do you insist on parking your tanks on the nobbliest bits of ground you can find? I've never seen so many belly
plate penetrations in my life!
And I fixed you compliment to Radley for you. You may thank me later.
Noba.
*Soon to be, that is.
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Updates:
Noba is currently being investigated by PETA for his cruelty to his Cats. Most lay broken and burning.
Whilst most of your "T34's" are on fire and illuminating the night time battlefield. (Did you actually figure out what tanks you really have?)
I did enjoy your gamey infantry rush, but the electronic blood from your pixeltruppen ran down the hill towards my troops causing some
consternation.
Still, I hold two of the three VP locations and you don't.
Noba.
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Bouncing of the bottom of the page....
Updates!!
Noba is teaching me how to have a knife fight in the rain and dark. So far 2 cats killed for 1 brave IS!! The vermin from Germany will be repulsed. Oh yes, and something about touch Rugby...I mean really touch Rugby? Note to self: update Wikipedia's entry for Moron with my name.
Speedbump
Well done little one, you are indeed feeling the wrath of my Panthers to the point where your infantry lie in place whilst the tank shells kill them and bury them at the same time.
German efficiency at it's best.
Noba
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sburke, do not, I repeat, do not encourage the Aussies. In fact, you should probably act as the aristocratic English used to: walk by with your nose in the air, breathing through your mouth to avoid the stench...For this transgression, you are assigned a 4,000 word essay on: Australian Sheep Population Explosion, Direct Correlation to Aussie Population Growth or Coincidence?
Updates:
Nidan1 is avoiding his imminent defeat through the gamey tactic of a Caribbean Vacation...
Noba is avoiding his imminent defeat through the gamey tactic of not returning a turn...
Boo Radley is avoiding his imminent defeat through the gamey tactic of looking for the most gamey PBEM scenario possible. He wasn't happy with Tigers vs. Universal Carriers...
Bastiges, one and all...
Fail. I sent you a turn and you sent a file reply, without sending an email to go with it. Therefore I did not check Drop Box.
Your incompetence is almost perfect, which obviously shows that at being incompetent you are following in OFJ's footsteps.
Perfectly.
Noba.
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Updates:
Noba - burning halftracks, kitties and IV's everywhere!! I await his Cease Fire...{technically true}
Also technically true....
SP Guns of all types with holes all the way through, and through!
IS2's - Ditto.
Trucks - Basically twisted metal.
AA Guns - crewless twisted metal.
Numerous dead bodies and very large holes in the ground where his own planes bombed his troops.
All in all a comprehensive result which shows the total lack of tactical ability from a member of the Bird Brain House.
But then, that is to be expected I suppose.
Noba.
(Even Dalem plays better than him. Maybe...)
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Lone Star Justicar probably likes the steers and the flap of leather chaps on his Justicar thighs... not that there is anything wrong with that
Eeeewwww. Yes there is.
Noba.
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Actually I probably can't legally post that due to copyright- google Gary Larson Chicken of depression if you want to know what the Cesspool would look like with an Avian House.
Ok, so I'm a fan of The Far Side and I would think the (Sh)Avian House would more likely be the Boneless Chicken Ranch - which takes into consideration quite perfectly the current (and past) fools living there.
Noba.
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First the Shavian House is accused of being verbose, now the complaint is posts are too short.
No the complaint is that the Shavian House actually exists. Now if you were to just lose the first two letters of
the name, then due to all the Bird Brains that live in the house it would be quite an appropriate name.
Noba.
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It is clear to me in my short time back that the MBT, our Cesspool, has become more infested with marvelous Aussies than ever before. This is acceptable.
Noba is advancing with 1944's entire production run of Panthers against my battalion of dismounted truck drivers. May he get sand in his computer while at the beach. Needless to say, I am about to win.
speedbump2
You keep repeating yourself, like it's a winning mantra, or sumfink. I do have to give you some credit though and it may be a back-handed bit of credit at that... at least you play other humans, not like Emrys who just plays with himself.
Noba
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Yup, got another vacation coming up in March...and maybe another quick one in between then and now. You must be so happy for me?
Vacation? What's this thing called a 'vacation'?...
Oh that's right - you have a job!
That means you 'work' for someone.
Meanwhile it's a lovely day here for going to the beach, so see ya all later....
Noba.
The Peng Challenge Thread: Some one get me a drink, and tell me what's going on, eh?
in Combat Mission Red Thunder
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Excellent, that means you won't be at TANKFEST.
Score one for House.. ?
What House was I in... ?
Where is Slapdragon when you need him?
Noba.