Noba

Wait, the whole right flank? Oh yes, One armoured car and a blind Mk4. I do like the way you use your artillery, though. It's very creative... Shell lots of open ground and hope something wanders by... did you see the HT sail straight through? And I really did like the way your SP Gun wandered in front of my tanks that had destroyed your right flank. A very satisfactory explosion was enjoyed by all. You've been taking tactical lessons from OFJ haven't you? Noba.

Just how hard must it be for your Pixeltruppen. Not only are they facing the might of the German Army, ably led by my Superior Skilz... but you can't even hit a Panther hiding behind just one tree? That's right folks, he hit the tree with his first shot. As you can guess, there was no second shot. And now his infantry are charging across open ground to the vodka supplies as my tanks advance. Just wait until the flame haltracks come over the ridge like avenging Indians. Noba. (I would suggest that you stick to golf, but you are most likely to useless at that, as well).

Benn taking lessons from OFJ, I see. Noba.

There, fixed that for you. Your Teachers told you over and over that your writings were too verbose. Naturally you ended up in the biggest Wind Bag House of them all. Noba. Noba.

Good Grief.... first post back and it's crawling to OFJ like a lonely puppy when it's master comes home. No doubt you made a mess in your favourite corner of the house, again. Wait until your master rubs your nose in it. Again. (As if OFJ can be the master of anyone). Since you have come poncing back where do you get off expecting files? The Statute of Limitations (In your case "Extreme Limitations") requires you to requalify as an idiot. Your previous competency in this area, whilst noted, means that it a given - but you should still apply. Send a file. Noba.

Aye Laddy, they did. But that pilot sure knew his corkscrew turns... he was a Lancaster Pilot in WW2 and learned real quick-like how to evade. Noba.

No, actually not. We flew from Perth to Sydney, had a stroll onto the top of the Harbour Bridge. A bit of shopping (Peter Nathan Toys)... then flew down to Melbourne on our way to Launceston. So there, Smart Arse (Attempted). Noba.

We passed over Victoria twice on the way to Tassie, as all sane people do... And how are the local law enforcement officers treating you, still feeding you twice a day through the bars? Noba.

Gawd, I come back from wandering around Tasmania (Not a flat or straight bit of road to be seen) and they have changed the furniture! Unfortunately they forgot to throw out the mouldy carpet that you lot have been infesting for far too long. Noba.

In other news, I am off to Sydney to climb the Harbour Bridge, for the third time! Then fleeing to Tasmania to see how the Convicts live.... Gone for two weeks; so The Just-Icky and his Junior Just-Icky need to be kept on their toes like the Preening Ballerina's they think they are. Be a good chap, Stukes, and hold the fort whilst I am away. Noba.

Well feel free to just go away back into obscurity, we won't miss you so there is no need to be concerned. Go find some electrical cable to chew while you are at it, preferably a live wire... Noba.

We can probably agree on the last point, but that's all. Your mob had no drive, except the drive to smash their ships on the Western Australian coast with regular monotony. Never did learn from those mistakes. I just conducted a poll, 9 out of 10 people said "No thanks, we don't like tulips". Shouldn't you have you fingers in the dyke instead of your Nether-Regions...? Noba.

At least Chimps don't drop their sticks all over the ground..... Noba.

Why? Does the typewriter cover the screen.... well duurr! Noba.

So you two peanuts have inherited the Laurel and Hardy award for bumbling stupidity, I see. It's a good fit for you two, my congratulations to the Judges. Noba.

Why stop there you nincompoop. Get rid of Emrys (spelt, not bolded) and you will have finally done sumfink use full in your life. Un-recognise him already. Sheesh it's hard to get good help around here. While you are at it, recognise OFJ as Cutlery Dropping Champion and require him to replace his sig line just so. Noba.

*Boot* Because that's all a retired chess playing old fart deserves... I was going to dismiss this first post as worthless, but you might just have redeemed yourself with that vignette. Maybe. Noba

Nah, the only thing you get is a *Boot*. I do know that an academic many years ago identified the American propensity to replace 'S' with 'Z' in many words stemmed from a copywriter error in a Sesame Street script. It just blossomed from there... who'd have figured, eh? Noba.

We prefer you unconscious as well, preferably permanently. You could start with something easier as well. Like going back to spelling lessons.** Now we all know the real reason for that stuff up and that is you are old. Almost as old as Emrys, (Spelt, not bolded) and things well, just stop working effectively. Obviously. As to the supposed subject of this monumental waste of a Squire's time... wait! No that's all right, it should tie him in knots for a long time. Noba. * Glad to see you capitalised us. ** Just how did you manage that letter transposition? Your keyboard speshul, or sumfink?

You are such a tart. We all know that after a suitable amount of time you will trip over a stick just like in the movies and get "caught". Not only will the amount of time be very short but you use the same old stick each time. Now if we could get you to break a leg, instead... Noba.

Spelling AND UBB code - both not your strong suit, eh? Noba. p.s. Send a turn.

No, I don't think I want to get your drift, thank you. Noba.

Perfect, if he goes in there it's guaranteed to give him a heart attack. On second thoughts do we have to send him out in such a good way..? Noba.

No, not quite. His Death Notice is Sig material. Noba.

He's too old for teeth. Rather like Joe and Emrys. Noba.