Noba
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There fixed that for you. No reason to thank me, I'll be leaving now.
For your next challenge, and challenged you certainly are, you are to challenge Emrys [spelt not bolded] to a game, PBEM or sumfink.
Report back when you have beaten him.
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He'd have to be very small to be a small friend of a Gnome.
Small minded he is, so it would seem that he fit the role perfectly, which
also goes to show that the Gnome did have a modicum of good
sense after all.
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The Brit's answer to Florida is Blackpool, of all places.
Geographically Challenged Fool. It's the south of France.
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Okay, Your Emry-nence.
Ouch! That's got to leave a mark or a stain, or sumfink...
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Oh, I think you could use an A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O P, R, S T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z-word and we'd still hate you the same. Why should we be restricted to Qs?
Good grief. Can you imagine how long it took hoof-head to type all that?
Probably as long as it takes Emrys to pluck his nose hairs.
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And donkeys were made for the glue factory.
Michael
Yup, pay that one.
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As usual, you have managed to get it all wrong. That's okay, nothing better is expected of you. You may return to your usual slobbering, knuckle-dragging, shambling walk around your cage.
Michael
What exactly is wrong with Delusions of Grandeur?
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No, a successful, godlike, superhuman. Gaze on me and tremble, ye mere mortals!
Michael
Then we shall name you DoG, as befits you.
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I couldn't give a hoot.
Michael
What are you, a failed owl?
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So what's your point there, Sparky?
Are you blind? He uses Seanachai's* Pointy hat when the Bard is not around...
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* Spelt, not bolded cos the bloke is long gone....
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Is that the same as changing your address?
Michael
Not necessarily... I could have moved the caravan to a diffent part of the park.
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Oh, aren't you two the lucky ones...
Shhh, don't tell him I have moved house.
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That's because you are an unmannered, disgusting Ozstralian swine.
Michael
You say it like it's a bad thing. Stukes will be pleased he has been upgraded on the Ladder of Life.
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Ah, Emrys our own little epode on the butt of lyricism.
More like a boil on the arse-end of the world.... similar, really.
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Originally Posted by Boo Radley
...even the Oddstraylyuns have wandered off.
But never far enough. You know they are lurking somewhere on the planet, concocting fresh imbecilities and offenses against whatever passes for good taste these days.Michael
Oh no we haven't. We are still in the Land Down Under, laughing at the rest of the world, drinking perfectly chilled REAL Beer, whilst the rest of you flounder in your cocked up economies. And we float along the top, throwing hints as to how you too can reach this Down-Under-Nirvana.
Now with this sudden abundance of riff-raff infesting the 'Pool, shouldn't we be lashing them into shape via humilliation of the GAME? Anyone got a version of a Der Kessell* game to flay them with. You never know, one of them might get sucked into Serfdom.
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* When it's called a setup, for a reason.
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Anyone heard anything from that oaf nidan1? Last I heard he was in his bath tub, gently rocking back forth, sucking his thumb and calling for his mommy all because his stray artillery fell onto his own troops. Oh that and the storm thingy.
Heard from him monday. I believe he was last seen heading down-river on some debris, but it could have just about anyone...
Of course, he could have been blown into Canada and they won't let him back into the country.
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My Brain intentionally left blank.
There, fixed that for you.
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Yes, oxymoron.
So we wrapping this up? I ask because we will need to let the Stenographers know to turn up soon... only 52 posts to go.
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...and bottom of the page - again.
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3 posts in a week. I remember a time when we would do three PAGES in an evening.
I fear we're just beating a dead horse here, kiddos.
Agreed. You have become irrelevant.
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I say we delete obnoxious sigs that are 20 lines long.
Nah, just ban the poster.
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My GI's are getting their boots messy from stepping through all the dead Germans Nidan1 has left laying around.
Some people just can't clean up after themselves...
And whilst you are busy counting pixel bodies and finding other people's fingers and toes to help you, you let this slip to page two.
Slacker.
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Listen here, layabouts. I am off to Sunny Queensland, which is just as well because the weather here is crap, so make sure you clean up the place before I get back.
Say BooBaby, when did you change your sig?
It will the shortest reign yet, for sure.
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Paul Bunyan had a giant blue ox and we have a giant gray donkey.
Don't forget the nice cute little white chest mark. Very fetching. I believe that regular visits to the salon are needed to keep the hair brushed "just right"....
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I got a message from Facebook the other day telling me that Seanachai wanted me to be his friend. I thumbed my nose at it.
Michael
Yep, I can imagine you typing with one hand, because you have a thumb stuck up your nose. Yep, easily imagined.
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Could this be the last Peng Challenge Thread????
in Combat Mission Fortress Italy
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"Pot, this is Kettle".
Where's my turn?
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