Lars

Well there's a revelation... I would suggest you drop trou first next time though </font>

[serious] Best of luck Boggs. Hope it works out for you and your wife. [/serious] When you need another whipping, come on back, we be here. SSN Hint Of The Day: Don’t shower after working out. Now sod off.

Seanachai, check your e-mail and let me know if you're on for the 14th. Otherwise, kiss Winecape's Pinotage goodbye as dalem, Papa Khan and I will be swilling it instead of you.

Care to support that statement?

As I recall, you are correct. And you have no idea how it pains me to say that.

Hey, wait a minute!!! They still owe us India!!!

Eh, go with what you know I always say. SSN Hint Of The Day: Say “like” at the end of sentences, like. Now sod off.

I thought you said your cat was sick? That cat looks pretty healthy to me...

Nice sig Snarker. {unbolded because, for that, you deserve it.}

Everybody who got sent to the 2nd Circle of Hell?

Pimp?

Hah, beat you with the Bismarck reference. Slacker...

Err, you have tried the operations, haven't you?

I do so hope you speak in jest. While I don't think it fair to expect any staff to come up with the "perfect plan", the planning for Barbarossa was in many respects nothing more than Hitler's pipe dream.</font>

The only time I have ever been Damned by not being Damned. This just has to be some devilish plot of Berli's. Sigh.... Check your e-mail, Seanachai. It's time to get the boat out and give me some remedial training in sin. SSN Hint Of The Day: Spot test “Wet Paint” signs. Now sod off.

Hey good for you man......i'm going to go head over to the General Forum now........ </font>

High water mark? I'd say the tip of the radio antenna on the Bismark. May 27, 1941. Just before Barbarossa...

Something seriously wrong with that test. And I just spent a week in Vegas with a masseuse. Seanachai, fix or do somfink!!!

Like some pillock general who left the U.S. Army after firing on his own troops in the nation's Capital, I have returned!!! Unlike said corncob pipe smoking pillock, I was smart enough not to run off to Australia via the Philippines. Instead, I went to Las Vegas, which is not as hot, or as odd, or as full of drunks. Err, scratch that, it was just like Australia... 109F in Vegas. They broke the bleeding record the very day I decide to go to the Grand Canyon. To set the scene, imagine a girlfriend happy to be taken on a surprise vacation for her birthday, a 700 mile road trip, and the outside air temp gauge on the rental car works perfectly. The air conditioner, however, does not. It died too far out from town to turn back. Somewhere around the town of Chloride. Which has nothing to recommend itself but its name. It's that kind of place. The masseuse was not happy. Never mess with a unhappy masseuse. They can cause pain you sad lot can only dream of inflicting. The woman was actually screaming at me to run over the coyote that stepped out into the road instead of risking slowing down the 90mph breeze coming through the cranked down windows. The herd of elk received a little more consideration, but not much. And this from a PETA supporter. Crossed the Hoover Dam coming back in to Vegas at midnight and it still was 100F. Well worth the drive though. If you've never seen the Grand Canyon, go. It lives up to it's reputation. Come to think of it, if you've never seen the Las Vegas Strip lit up at night, that's worth the trip too. The Bellagio Fountains aren't overrated either. Stayed at the MGM Grand, the largest hotel in the world. Great pools with a lazy river and waterfalls. Good restaurants and cocktail waitresses too. Much better place to stay than some of the other dumps on the Strip. I ended up putting more money into the cocktail waitresses than the slots. No big winnings but gambled and drank all day for free. And what more could you really ask for? O.K., the Dodge Viper sitting on top of the slot machine would have been nice, but it was a convertible, remember the 109F heat? Sod that, I would have taken the cash. And here's another tip. Always ask the cocktail waitress to just set your drink down next to the slot machine. That way you get a better view of the cleavage. Now, I believe I have sent all turns out. If I owe anybody a file or a game, drop me a line. SSN Hint Of The Day: Put off until tomorrow whatever you can do the day after tomorrow. Now sod off.

The fact that Hortlund is wearing the pink uniform and is obviously happy to see someone?

Roight, Lads, Listen Up!!! I'm off to Lost Wages on Sunday where I will be lazing in the pool, drinking all those free drinks, ogling the cocktail waitresses, and cheating at cards like I do at CMBB. Back on Thursday. I'll try to get a turn out tonight or tomorrow, otherwise you're out of luck. When I get back, it should be warm enough to go out on the Lake and finish off Winecape's booze. Till then, fight nicely among yourselves. SSN Hint Of The Day: Don’t do anything until you have been asked twice. Now sod off.

Broaden your horizons, Boggs, your answers lie outside the forum. Look for Lindan's Wargasm site, which sadly seems to be down, for the 119 page original Peng Challenge. I think MrSpkr should add it to his new site if he intends to take over Loraks job as Scribe.

I want secondaries. Get to it.

GAMEY UPDATE FROM THE FRONT!!! MrSpkr has discovered that Finns aren't so uber after you shake them out of the trees. Lars – 96 and chortling over the sights of his AT guns. MrSpkr – 4 and weeping over the loss of 21 tanks on the steppes. Next time MrSpkr, stay in the trees with the rest of your simian family. SSN Hint Of The Day: Give unsolicited advice. Now sod off.

I'll ask him when he gets in this morning... however, I was thinking more down the lines of that fellow with the pink feather and chaps </font>