Lars

Smoke. Blind him with arty and flank him with the Shermans. Of course, life's difficult if he has two Tigers. Then again, the US made lots of Shermans...

I was going to do "I Am A Rock" for ironfocker, but I thought better of it...

Someone told me It's all happening at the Pool. I do believe it, I do believe it's true. It's a light and tumble journey From the General Forum on a lark Just a fine and fancy ramble To the Pool. But you can steal Seanachai's car If it's raining or it's cold, And the Kniggets will love it If you do. Somethin' tells me It's all happening at the Pool. The Queen stands for honesty, Boos are insincere, And the SSNs are kindly but they're dumb.... Yecknodathons are skeptical of changes in their cages, And the Olde Ones are very fond of rum. Justicars are reactionaries, MrSpkrs are missionaries, runes plot in secrecy, And dalems turn on frequently. What a gas! You gotta come and see At the Pool

Speaking of which, you owe me a setup. Try to put more than one building on the map to cower in this time, m'kay?

You bums missed the party. Meant the rest of my guests had a good time, and there were more rum swizzles for me, so it wasn't a total loss.

Tout cet entretien de grenouille obtient d'être une douleur dans le postérieur

Save the whales Oh, funky momma, save the whales Yeah, save the whales You just got to save the whales but believe me when I tell you, Kill the seals Yeah, kill the seals Cause the seals eat all the fish And if you don't like it when I say kill the seals then, Save your breath oh, save your breath....

facile quand vous savez cependant!!! </font>

I am truly sorry... I wouldn't wish Lars on my worst Enemy </font>

Ascot, Sturmy, it's an ascot. I'd make fun of it but I'm really not in a position to right now... ps. – edit that pic so it fits.

Don't feel too bad Emma, the GF was pissed I looked better in her negligee than she did. Hmm, I think she said the same thing...

Sheer coincidence, the ship's carpenter had just varnished that section.

wOOt!!!! I Win!!!! Even better, the rest of you lot all lose!!! In fact, I won a couple of bottles of champagne for that. Goes right to a girl's head it does. Especially when you're drinking it on a deserted tropical island. Oh, the memories of a magical night... If you look at pic #3, you'll see the fake nipples. Enjoy your breakfast.

Oh boy, I can hardly wait to see what this one turns into... {cracks a tube and settles in to watch the fun...} [edited for the same reason as Boggs] [ March 03, 2004, 05:26 PM: Message edited by: Lars ]

Oh, is Joe using that bogus "magic throw your voice" gizmo he ordered from the back of his Archie & Jughead comic?</font>

Pfffft, a mere poseur. Check your email.

Ah, another one assimilated...

Oh, ok so you want to play me? Thanks, e-mail in addy. </font>

Please reread, and if possible for your rather limited intellect, comprehend the first post of this thread. Then sod off.

Why?

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

Was that "waves all the rules" as in waving them around over your head or "waves all the rules" as in kniggets are now allowed to cry during those touching moments in romantic movies?

As long as you're happy dalem. You know that's all that really matters to us.

Walk this way...

THE RULES then, short and sweet: S) Go away. O) Go even further away. D) {***sigh***} If you’re still reading this, you’re still too close. But if you insist, PAY ATTENTION!, or go away. O) This is the Peng Challenge. Challenge someone SPECIFIC, just make sure it’s not Peng. Try a newbie SSN such as yourself, not a Knigget or an Old One. If you don’t know what a SSN, Knigget, or Old One is, go away. F) The key word being CHALLENGE, sound off like you have inherited a pair from someone other than your pet hamster. If you can’t manage this, go away. F) Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and you will go away. !) If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! We will get back to you at our earliest inconvenience. And go away (are you starting to see a trend here?). {edited because I can}