Stuka

How would you know? Once you run out of fingers (at 11) you'd lose count.

Well, he is Dutch after all. They aren't known for being terribly quick on the uptake. I mean, just look at the goober-spelling of their so-called delicacies, a few more 'O's' and you'd be speaking in pure Oompa Loompa.

So sad...so infantile...so oblivious of the rules of Cesspool behaviour...so clearly a newbie pretending to be of some standing within the forum...

A moronic ox if ever there was one.

Perhaps, except being a Dutchy he's no doubt be mopping it all up with a raw herring.

As I figured, completely delusional sociopath...

No wuck'in furries!

Sooo, you dig back into the records and find the name of an earlier ne'er do well, steal that name, modify it a little and claim to be that person. Imposter! Where were you during the night of the refreshing monkeys? Do you even know what that is? Answer now dagnabbit! Without searching the records...IF you can...

Your join date is 2006 there Sparky, that makes you an SSN in every sense of the word.

And mind the Germans, they keep popping over the fence and kicking your ass but I suppose by now you're used to that and maybe even like it a little.

You cannot take a Serf unless you are a Knigggett of the Cesspool, and you...you Herring-munching twerp, are no Kniiggett. Now run away (as best you can in clogs) and stick a tulip in a dyke, or sumfink.

My liege was Moriarty, feck knows what house he was...

Careful there Fred, you know how sburke gets all fired up and nasssty when his master is belittled. Gets all raised up on his little hind legs and bares his teeth and growls, so he does. Could give you a wee nip on the ankle if you're not careful.

Straight into a wall no doubt...

Goobers and their turkeys...so sad, some cultures have abolished that kind of thing.

Now that was somewhat amusing!

I'm sure in 'Da Rules' there is a no Dutchy clause somewhere.

You're only saying that because the sycophantic lick-spittle keeps your sphincter polished to a mirror-like appearance with frequent applications of his nose.

"Thank you very much Boo Radley, undefeated champion of the 'I know you are but what am I?', 6th grade taunting challenge"

In that case...SOD OFF!

I figure he needs the handle full length in order to center himself over the bowl. Too many 'accidents' otherwise and nurse then has to rub his nose in it.

Sounds like someone has a man-crush on their boss...hoping to sleep your way to mediocrity there, Sparky?

Why, you looking for some extra work after school?

I would wish to point out at this stage that the scenario in question was, in fact, chosen by Nidan1 himself.

How about a turn there Fred? Last I saw, your commie hoards had gone very...very...veeery quiet. Could it be something to do with all those nasty SP guns getting 'sploded into tiny bits of pre-frozen donkey gonad?