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Stuka

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  1. Yup, got another vacation coming up in March...and maybe another quick one in between then and now. You must be so happy for me?
  2. I AM RETURNED!!! Yemen wants to say they are very sorry for the trouble and won't do it again...
  3. How dare you care about me Sirrah! I could tell you the nature of my mission but as special black ops I'd have to then kill you...hey. there is an upside to the day!
  4. Well I am flying to Yemen tonight, care to join?
  5. That was quite a speech for someone who was literally speechless.
  6. Lincoln did botch the address, the '3' looked like an '8' so his mail always went to the neighbors.
  7. W00T! The Ober-Grump'in-Stomp'in-Fuhrer is back! Alert the media! Release the pidgeons! Lock up the small, furry animals!
  8. So Watcher has dumped his pimp-daddy NgCavscout and gone free-lance? You figure you'll be better off hawking your fork on a street corner without Kniggettly protection? Ain't no free-lance squires in this neighborhood buddy. Best you packup the fishnets and find a new truck stop to work your tricks.
  9. Instead of toying with rollmop-boy there Nidan1, how about a turn?
  10. I yawn in your general direction, Watcher, your 'taunts' are as limp as sburkes wrist.
  11. hahahah! Take THAT negative point sburke!! Muahahahaaaaa!
  12. Well, waddaya expect from a spawn of the Shavian House, a typical, low-life, underhanded attempt to besmirch a righteous Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread. You're basically a filthy terrorist aren't you sburke?
  13. Awww,.. I see I have garnered a negative reputation vote from sburke. Wassamatta puddums? Did nasty olde Unca Stukey upset your pwecious widdle sensibiwitties?
  14. Devoid of interest...brings sburke to mind...now I feel dirty.
  15. Why does Watcher have his finger in his eye now?
  16. They're so cute when they growl and show their teeth aren't they? It makes the confused look on their stupid little faces all the more gratifying when you put the boot! into them all roight and proper loike. I mean. Watcher can't piss in his own boot without falling over it and sburke is so concerned with banging his tin drum whilst prancing around in front of the casket carrying his beloved ex-justacarrot that he hasn't noticed there's been a regime. Time to fawn at the feet of a new master, spurke.
  17. I'd vote for Boo in a New York minute over OFJ. This disturbing, nauseating, lusting over new found, young-ish flesh leads me to believe a coup is in order to depose the corrupt, former self-imposed dictatorship.
  18. yeah, yeah, yeah...hold your horses there Sparky. Just re-installed CMBN all the way up to 3.11 again last night, things seem to be working properly in that I can see my troops again and your guys are more than black squares. Your dieing-alot-now will recommence shortly...
  19. [channeling Watcher] "Well goolley, Mr Radley sir, you sure had it tough in those days. Those Crodaburg and Jabos games are something i've only read about in the archived mystic tales of times long past (read slowly of course with help from a grown-up on the bigger words), you must really be a great guy, so pleased to have met you, may I brush your coat down or polish your boots while i'm here sir? Would sir be requiring the washroom at all sir? Please allow me to escort you sir, would sir prefer a shake or a tap? If sir is requiring a heavier duty bathroom visit I would point out I am familiar with both the 'scrunching' and 'folding' forms of managing the paperwork, as sir prefers...sir" [/channeling Watcher]
  20. Not only CMx1 you gormless twit, the demo to Cmx1! Played a hundred times over (both scenarios) through foul weather, through thick and thin amidst the torment of pissweak computers and terminable dialup speeds. This is where us Olde Ones cut our teeth, learned the ropes and formed bonds of hatred that wet behind the ears, fresh from ROTC, johnnie come latelys such as yourself could never comprehend, let alone adapt to. This is why N00Bs like you wake up with frag grenades in your tent.
  21. Since when has a '5 minute squire' with only 2 wins to his name (against Watcher no less...talk about a gimme) get imminent elevation to the Kniiggetthood?? Back in my day, a squire had not only to win practically campaigns-worth of battles BUT also post the AARs (screenshots included as proof) AND prove one's mettel in the 'parry and thrust' world of high level, heavy-duty taunting. I recall having to play Croda on a huge sized ME, at night, in heavy fog whilst raining. I had 150mm artillery and no FO or target markers and at one point our tanks passed each other going in opposite directions (easily enough done with only 15m of visibility). Now that is where a squire earns his stripes, not by bringing a shiny apple to teacher's desk every morning and being a supreme butt-sniffer. Now as for YOU, Watcher...I've had quite enough of your mewling, 'fair thee well met', honor in defeat odes to sburke. It's sburke fer feck's sake! He didn't beat you...you were cheated! No squire should ever admit defeat, it is the AI's fault, gaminess on the part of your opponent or your addiction to drugs/porn that is to blame. The Cesspool was built on hate...HATE godammitt and that is whats kept it going lo these years. Seanachai, (may he rest in peace) has only our hate to thank for keeping him from being consigned to a cardboard box in a pauper's grave. You'll never do well to be nice to your opponent, oh no...
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