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I think it may be advisable for Elvis to leave the building right now.
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I think Noba was there for his appeal.Originally posted by Seanachai:Why were you in England, eh?
A setup, at your rather punitively stupid convenience.
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We are still trying to comprehend why you have your hot water system inside your house?
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The anguish in this post has touched my heart Boo, so I've promptly whizzed a turn of to you.Originally posted by Boo Radley:Just wanted you all to know that through the wonders of technology, I've checked my IN box back at the "Casa De Boo" and found not one single turn in it.
I hold you all responsible singularly and as a group.
I hold you all as I would hold a venemous snake; right behind the head as I run shrieking out of the room.
I hold you all as I was forced to hold my water when the nuns FORBADE us to leave our desks until the last reverberation of the bell faded completely away.
I hold you all like a salt filled pancake laid upon the body politic of a great nation.
And I find it bitter.
Hope you enjoy it.
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Does that make Boo your father???Originally posted by Joe Shaw:My Dear Lady Rose (forgive the abbreviation but Lady Rose sounds so much better than Lady SheWhoMustBeObeyed ... besides ... my mother's name was Rose.)
Joe
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Recieved this via email,
An Aussie Love Poem
Of course i love ya baby
Your a bloody top notch bird
And when I say ur gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms around there
No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave into gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That youv got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nannas grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And get me another beer!
[ June 09, 2004, 08:57 AM: Message edited by: Speedy ]
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I've got it on video too, I found the stuff on the minor conflicts it covered quite good.
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Ahh I think that actually has more to do with your body odour than our laziness.Originally posted by Michael Emrys:God! Only three posts since I was last here??? What a god-forsaken rabble of indolent, idle, useless, sods you are.
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Is someone going to start a new thread, surely you won't leave it to an Oddstraylian.
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News just to hand the evil Lars and his horde of smelly Germans have eked out a tiny little victory against my assaulting squad of UBERless Aussies.
This is obviously a major bug in the game system, BTS please fix or do somefink!
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I always thought the all-important thing is alcohol.
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*Saunters in*
Ummm why has Mace got no clothes on?
WHAT are you going to do with that shrubbery Kitty?
Gulp
*Flees before Kitty finishes with Mace*
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Wow poor old Nidan has to drive in traffic, man I feel sorry for him, as for myself today being Sunday I don't have to go to work. Actually considering I am on annual leave I don't have to go to work no matter what day it is ( suckers!! ) .
Today is still Sunday though, which means I got blotto last night just like Mace, today however as well as being Sunday is/was also Long Neck Day (bolded because it is holy) which basically means I am drunk, (again).
And as such turns will come out some day, (don't wait).
P.S.- Hiram have you checked that CD drive yet??
P.P.S.- Kobal2 keep giving those old bastards hell you're a good craic and an honourary Aussie in my book!!
Cheers
Speedy
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Hmmmm.Originally posted by Mace:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:
Guess who has a CD full of tank pics...?
Guess who needs to start crawling NOW for a copy...?
Speedy, mate, WE think WE have a job for you.
KING (LORD OF DELEGATION) MACE </font>
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Hiram have you checked your CD drive yet???
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LOL, ya gotta love that little Aussie Leopard tank.
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I think the Marines around here might contest the last three words in that statement.Originally posted by Kobal2(in the last thread):French Foreign Legion (toughest outfit in the world ! And dumbest too !)
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Maybe Kitty will put in an appearance.Originally posted by Richie:But what about "The Sullivans"?
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At last!
I am back in the bosum of my hateful family.
After two weeks and about 5 hours on the phone to my ISP my odyssey through the desolate wastelands of the real world has thankfully come to an end.
The one good thing I can take from this is that all my opponents have been waiting 2 weeks for a file. Unfortunately I have also been waiting two weeks for a file so it is only a little good thing.
Kisses
Speedy
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Was actually 2 weeks shy of 6 years.Originally posted by Sergei:The war raged for five years,
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Bloody peasants!
GRUE!!! there's some trade in the throne room.
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Bloody peasants!
GRUE!!! there's some trade in the throne room.
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Looky here new digs.
There are rules, if you really want to know them ask Shaw he'll be happy to explain them to you in agonising detail otherwise you can't go wrong if you just do what your betters (namely me) tell you to do.
P.S.- Seanachai bummer about your sis mate.
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Good thing we ran out.
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