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  1. Originally posted by Boo Radley:

    Just wanted you all to know that through the wonders of technology, I've checked my IN box back at the "Casa De Boo" and found not one single turn in it.

    I hold you all responsible singularly and as a group.

    I hold you all as I would hold a venemous snake; right behind the head as I run shrieking out of the room.

    I hold you all as I was forced to hold my water when the nuns FORBADE us to leave our desks until the last reverberation of the bell faded completely away.

    I hold you all like a salt filled pancake laid upon the body politic of a great nation.

    And I find it bitter.

    The anguish in this post has touched my heart Boo, so I've promptly whizzed a turn of to you.

    Hope you enjoy it.

  2. Recieved this via email,

    An Aussie Love Poem

    Of course i love ya baby

    Your a bloody top notch bird

    And when I say ur gorgeous

    I mean every single word

    So ya bum is on the big side

    I don't mind a bit of flab

    It means that when I'm ready

    There's somethin there to grab

    So your belly isn't flat no more

    I tell ya, I don't care

    So long as when I cuddle ya

    I can get my arms around there

    No sheila who is your age

    Has nice round perky breasts

    They just gave into gravity

    But I know ya did ya best

    I'm tellin ya the truth now

    I never tell ya lies

    I think its very sexy

    That youv got dimples on ya thighs

    I swear on me nannas grave now

    The moment that we met

    I thought u was as good as

    I was ever gonna get

    No matter wot u look like

    I'll always love ya dear

    Now shut up while the footy's on

    And get me another beer!

    [ June 09, 2004, 08:57 AM: Message edited by: Speedy ]

  3. Wow poor old Nidan has to drive in traffic, man I feel sorry for him, as for myself today being Sunday I don't have to go to work. Actually considering I am on annual leave I don't have to go to work no matter what day it is ( suckers!! ) .

    Today is still Sunday though, which means I got blotto last night just like Mace, today however as well as being Sunday is/was also Long Neck Day (bolded because it is holy) which basically means I am drunk, (again).

    And as such turns will come out some day, (don't wait).

    P.S.- Hiram have you checked that CD drive yet??

    P.P.S.- Kobal2 keep giving those old bastards hell you're a good craic and an honourary Aussie in my book!!

    Cheers

    Speedy

  4. At last!

    I am back in the bosum of my hateful family.

    After two weeks and about 5 hours on the phone to my ISP my odyssey through the desolate wastelands of the real world has thankfully come to an end.

    The one good thing I can take from this is that all my opponents have been waiting 2 weeks for a file. Unfortunately I have also been waiting two weeks for a file so it is only a little good thing.

    Kisses

    Speedy

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