Speedy
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You're better off that way. I mean, unless you are really keen on regurgitation.Originally posted by Michael Emrys:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:
I don't think I understood a word of that.
Michael </font>
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It's 3 am here in God's own country, I just got home and noticed it's about time we had a new thread. Since I am Australian I have decided we need no rules other than the compulsory use of stubbie holders.
Oh and just so everyone knows I kicked five goals at footy today ( no, no applause necessary ).
I have a pissup starting in 7 hours so I think i should get an hour or two of sleep.
Love
Speedy
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Makes me think of Sundays.Originally posted by dalem:You can have whatever I have left after this sudden bout of flu or food poisoning releases its deathgrip on my churning insides.
---- TMI FOLLOWS --------
You want to know when you've really "chundered", as our barbarian cousins call it?
When the wracking spasms pass and you're kneeling there, waiting for the Death that has so teasingly brushed by you, and you notice that, "Oh my, I seem to have cracked the seat in my clutch that time."
----- TMI ENDS ------
Ye godlings, but I hate Seanachai.
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Why is it when you give Lars a total thrashing that you are only awarded a "tactical victory"?
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I was kidding, mom kicked me out when I was 17, so I guess shes a better judge of character than you'd suspect eh... </font>Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:
Mothers can never be trusted as character witnesses for their children, sons especially.
Majorie Dahlmer insisted that her son, Jeffrey, was a wonderful, sweet, kind and loving person.
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I suggest you experience it for yourself. I am positive that by doing you'll find what you are looking for. </font>Originally posted by stikkypixie:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1:
No one answered my Russian Roulette question....what's wrong are you a bunch of slackers?
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WAAAaaaaahaHAHAHAHhahahhheeehehehehhtteeeeheeehe
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You actually read the rules??
What kind of weirdo reads the rules??
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Good for you...now why don't you run along and participate in the world's largest pillow fight or something. </font>Originally posted by Nidan1:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie:
Oh I get it...
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This has to be the worst thread title I have seen, you've out done yourself Joe
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Whats Berli doing with that mouse?
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You call Berli and Seanachai sexy?
You're not just depraved your sick as well!
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Do we still get the catholic schoolgirls?Originally posted by Seanachai:LIES!
LIES, TREACHERY, AND BETRAYAL! ONE DAY I WILL CLEANSE THE CHURCH WITH FIRE AND SWORD!
Tee-hee. That's obligatory, so that my hands are seen to be clean. I can wait the promised 4-6 months (any shorter a time period, and people are going to start noticing how quick the 'expected' candidates kack) for my Ascendance.
Look for Herr Ratzinger to suffer something like a myocardial infarction or devastating stroke shortly...
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How cruel.Originally posted by CMplayer:The reward is a crate of Swedish beer.
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Maybe the new Pope should say a few words.
Where are you Seanachai?
Ahh wake up there is work to be done.
I'll look after that bottle of Scotch for you, oh no it's no trouble.
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No.Originally posted by Seanachai:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Speedy:
If Joe gets my maidens can I at least have some stenographers?
However, if you decide to become a Knights Templar, and wage Holy War against the enemies of the One, True, Apostolic Faith (as headed by myself), you will be granted access to all the repressed, guilt ridden, hot Catholic girls that we free from the clutches of Dalem and his lot, with whom you can conduct 'strengthening the faith' instruction sessions.
But you have to bathe, be well-mannered, and remember that you are all God's creatures. You, of course, are more of a 'creature' than they are, and rather less of God's than they, as well. </font>
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Joe, you get the maidens I didn't hand over to Speedy. Try not to bore them to tears.Originally posted by Seanachai:</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw:
The Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread is firmly and unequivoc ... uneqiviol ... without doubt FOR the acension of Seanachai to the throne of Peter.
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My votes for sale.Originally posted by Seanachai:You're going to be seated for eternity in a jacuzzi filled with champagne, so that even if you should bob beneath the surface, you'll still get a mouthful of the 'good stuff'. Beautiful Maidens (and by 'maidens', I mean 'nasty dirty girls who completely thrill to the very most sodden fantasies of men') will feed you sherbet, beer, and prawns. Your every most degenerate, hedonistic need will be seen to by those you find most attractive.
You wouldn't happen to have any more of those jacuzzi's available would you?
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Oh no not again.
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Elvis can string more than one word together??
Nay, it's an imposter quick lynch him!!
The Peng Challenge Thread Goes to Australia and Gets Drunk!! Woohoo whats new?
in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps
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Sorry Mace, I'm sure there will be a few at the piss up I'm heading to in 15 minutes.
Cheers
Speedy
P.S.- Don't you love it when you tie on a big one then wake up still half pissed with no hangover.