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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    Reality and fiction get a bit blurry when one gets as Old as JD Morse I fear. My jeeps are hardly 'shot up'. One bravely sacrificed itself to FIND Herr Morse after he managed to get himself totaly lost. Another jeep just shot up some of his infantry, got bored and has driven off. I mean, ferchristssake, it was TURN 8 before any bloody sight of him was seen!

    I should point out that the Wise Mr Morse has bought -air support-.. and the conditions are..

    snowing

    at night

    Exactly what kind of super-human pilot do you expect to be flying? Perhaps hoping for some kind of timewarp when a passing b52 will come to your aid by carpet bombing the fringes of the town and inadvertantly giving you a victory.

    And as for not seeing me, well I am not surprised, Your Hamsters must be well shagged after you marched them through hundreds of meters of snow. Nevertheless, I can see you quite well I am pleased to report. I shall inform you directly when I have you in my sights, i mean, sight.

    Chupacabra:

    Sneaky fellow this one. Seems my arty spotter spooked a squad of his tho. They ran into the building then cowered at the spotters feet before the spotter wisely legged it. I'm pleased his men show such initiative and I hope it continues.

    Her Ob:

    Amazing, my tanks abilities to ignore passing Bazookas. In the first 10 seconds of the next turn I find out whether I'm in trouble or not. I can only blame overt stupidity by my tank crews since i am a perfect tactical genius.

    Elvis:

    His slow butchering of the Sherbrooke Fusiliers continues. Not much to do in this scenario but retarget artillery and hide and unhide my squads.. here's hoping the reinforcements arrive soon.. Elvis has been as slow as mollases, but you can't stop the innevitable.

    As for that other thread, burn them as heretics! Splitters!

    PeterNZ

    [This message has been edited by PeterNZer (edited 10-12-2000).]

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    The Cesspool

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    Ha!

    This is the Heretical thread, I knew it all along. I'm just waiting for a crazed German to nail something to a door declaring open season on hamster anuses or something, bah! you're all evil! You're evil in the same way late pizza delivery boys are evil, shaken cans of beer are evil and socks that don't quite fit well are evil!

    Heretics shall be punished, burned, beaten, sold for cheap suits and cheaper women. Return to the One True Peng thread or face His firey wrath (with an O sound), yea, verily did peng smiteth and kicketh the booty of the Heretics, saying unto them "Now you die".

    Gah!

    PeterNZ

    [This message has been edited by PeterNZer (edited 10-12-2000).]

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    Peng, I Am Still Taking Our Bloody Challenge Public

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    Surely, o boy of Germanic descent, (well one outta two ain't too bad), you'd be much more suitable. In your dotage you'd probably find the pace of her 'lovin' much more to your appetite, why she might even go for it once, nay, twice a month!

    PeterNZ

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Hamsters Wrote:

    PeterNZ: He hasn’t proven to be particularly valiant but I think he’d make a good doorman<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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    Automatic clear weather Allied air superioriy

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    Gotta say, this is a pretty dumb idea. Aircraft didn't often get invovled in ongoing battles, they attacked before and after.

    Also, the game is balanced now, adding allied air support throws the balance. Why do you want to do that?

    You say air support wouldn't give a big advantage, but they can literally swing the battle, (ie. take out a couple of tanks and harrass infantry).

    If you really want to 'simulate' this factor, just take the allies, set up a game and tell the other player you're going to be 'allies +10%' and pick up fighter support.

    If we start trying to add everything to the battle better throw in mad peasants holding their house against any intruders, random partisans, gas explosions in town.. hell, the list is ENDLESS!

    Don't mean to sound flamey.. but what is the point of adding this feature?

    PeterNZ

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    <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Hamsters Wrote:

    PeterNZ: He hasn’t proven to be particularly valiant but I think he’d make a good doorman<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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    The Cesspool

    in Combat Mission Archive #2 (2000)

    Posted

    My god this is an appauling excuse for a peng-thread.

    I had come to expect so much more than this drivel. *sigh*. So many of us watched amazed at the fire and brimstone of the Peng thread, right from the very first page. Yet this thread starts with some half-hearted flaming, a few dull comments, and *gah* links!

    My grandmothers flatulence could torment more than the words on this feeble excuse for a rejuvinated peng-thread. I say let this thread die like the misshappen abortion it is, some 6 fingered product of Sneezies frantic copulation with his family.

    PeterNZ

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