Lars

Well, I wouldn't say a lot really. Just between magazine subscriptions and only when the cable goes out too.

Er, German nurses. That would be German nurses if he's flying an Albatross, you poor excuse for a poor excuse. Big fat Helgas, with giant doughy man-hands, a really bad attitude, and a rectal thermometer a yard long that's just looking for an excuse to commit a border violation. Sheesh, and he even picked Stuka as a nick. Why, given the above state of German nursing, is beyond me, but still, tis to weep.

Eh, we all know you're only in it for the castor oil.

Ahh, note my mastery. I wasn't even there, and I still pissed them off.

Ah, then it's only three weeks four days till the wife throttles you.

Close enough. All those lovely T-Bones, and he gets the pork chop.

Papa Kahn is onboard for the 4th. Now all I need is for Seanachai and dalem to confirm. Would be a shame to waste a Palace O' Meat trip on just Papa Kahn...

Obviously, the winner was not the neighbors.

It's going to take them six days to arrange adequate security?

Er, I thought that's why they built the place. You know, to have somewhere to park your unneeded valets.

I had a nice sipping rum made from mountain cane. Balanced their absence rather nicely.

Er, ever hear of a DVR?

Oh sure, price it way out of Emrys range. Er, good job.

And spot on it was.

It's true, he does it all through Sword of Rome. Adds a certain something.

Fixed that for you.

Toilet paper?

And yet, still he provides. Such are the awesome powers of our Justicar.

Did another drive-by, did you?

Granite Falls, MN – 100F Grand Marais, MN – 36F Well, at least the Gnome is comfortable anyway…

How about an essay? http://nctr.net/Campfire%20tails/Pickup%20Trucks.htm Tis only too true. All of it.

Gonna skip the Great Pontoon Boat Party out on Tonka for Shary's B-Day, eh? Pity, I'll have to run over somebody else then.

Good thing I didn't, he didn't show. Tricksy one, he is.

The Gnome is on his way over and I didn't get him anything for his birthday. Gonna be another good day!

Enjoy, Donkey. http://www.farmingforwildlife.com/ Er, hope that doesn't violate the board policy on pron...