Affentitten Posted July 6, 2010 Share Posted July 6, 2010 And yet not as much fun for a night out.......be it on the turps' date=' a game or, I guess, a shag.[/quote'] Are you making me an offer, sweetie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalins Organ Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 Having a hard time finding a coffee machine that'll go out with you are you? Yeah, sure, we've got one here that appears to be single....would you like me to put in a good word? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I would like to go on record as stating that as far as having a shag goes, I much prefer a live female human over all the alternatives. As long as she practices due hygiene of course, and is somewhere between the ages of 16 and 40, say (although those limits can be extended to accommodate exceptional talent). Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnergoz Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I would like to go on record as stating that as far as having a shag goes, I much prefer a live female human over all the alternatives. As long as she practices due hygiene of course, and is somewhere between the ages of 16 and 40, say (although those limits can be extended to accommodate exceptional talent). Michael Funny, that's what the ladies probably say about you too. As for making love to a coffee machine goes, for an Italian like me, it would of course have to be a espresso/cappuccino maker. But I seem to have become strangely attached to Ukrainian teas of late...go figure. Such is life. :D 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalins Organ Posted July 7, 2010 Share Posted July 7, 2010 I knew they'd come out of the closet (or roaster?) sooner or late.....must admit I'm surprised it's the Italians who prefer machinery to warm blood 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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