dieseltaylor Posted January 15, 2010 Share Posted January 15, 2010 A women blogged her husbands nocturnal ramblings and being pretty funny its rather taken off: http://www.sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/ Here is a flavour - 0100115 Jan 14 2010 "If I wanted to see a long nose and a big ass, I'd look at a horse." "Butt cheeks ahoy! There she blows!" "You can't be a pirate if you don't have a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules." "We haven't got a plank. Just ****ing jump." "Yes I'm sad, but if you stood further away, I'd be happier. No, further away. Well, let's face it, just ****ing CUNT OFF! Thank you, I appreciate it." "Don't jump on me!" Wife's note: I dedicate the apparent pirate theme of last night's ramblings to our good friend Nikesh Shukla-- songwriter, author, and pirate enthusiast. AND, we were just on BBC London Radio! Skip ahead to 1:33:00. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted January 16, 2010 Share Posted January 16, 2010 You're on fire today - I nearly wet myself. Is it me, or are the lines getting better over time? Could be someone is practising their writing. Sounds like he's chanelling the writers of Deadwood. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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