Sleep-talking

[dieseltaylor]

A women blogged her husbands nocturnal ramblings and being pretty funny its rather taken off:

http://www.sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

Here is a flavour -

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Jan 14 2010

"If I wanted to see a long nose and a big ass, I'd look at a horse."

"Butt cheeks ahoy! There she blows!"

"You can't be a pirate if you don't have a beard. I said so. MY boat, MY rules."

"We haven't got a plank. Just ****ing jump."

"Yes I'm sad, but if you stood further away, I'd be happier. No, further away. Well, let's face it, just ****ing CUNT OFF! Thank you, I appreciate it."

"Don't jump on me!"

Wife's note: I dedicate the apparent pirate theme of last night's ramblings to our good friend Nikesh Shukla-- songwriter, author, and pirate enthusiast.

AND, we were just on BBC London Radio! Skip ahead to 1:33:00.

[costard]

You're on fire today - I nearly wet myself.

Is it me, or are the lines getting better over time? Could be someone is practising their writing. Sounds like he's chanelling the writers of Deadwood.