Inigo Montoya Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Black Mamba currently has the following stats: Kills - 2150 Damages - 2150 Experience - 86,142 Missions - 995 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lakespeed Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Better watch out, Loki is coming up on you pretty quick! My top guy has a paltry almost 600. Looks like I have some work to do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted February 17, 2007 Author Share Posted February 17, 2007 It's true - Loki88 has 199 kills this week, so far. He's made a good effort and is only ~60 from me. Let's see how the next week goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixxkiller Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 You are finished champ. Loki plays 29 hours a day, 12 days a week. Only chance you have is if you send him a truck O beer and get divorced! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixxkiller Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Oh and it seems other records of yours are falling too Mr Bride! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted February 18, 2007 Author Share Posted February 18, 2007 Interesting! The Bride is considered the underdog by everyone except me! -Lakespeed thinks I'm doomed to be overtaken by Loki88. -I asked Loki88 yesterday how long he thought he would hold onto his 5000+ experience point lead for the All-Time experience record and his reply (in complete seriousness) was, "Forever." -Sixxkiller thinks his hold on the Experience/Mission All-Time record is now permanently established. Sixx also thinks I'm doomed to fall to Loki88 for my other All-Time records too. I'm Rodney Dangerfield! I can't get no respect! Well, that's okay. I don't expect to be given respect. I'll just have to go out and earn it. [edit for sic] [ February 18, 2007, 06:24 PM: Message edited by: Inigo Montoya ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lakespeed Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Oh, I don't think you're doomed to be overtaken by Loki. I think you're doomed to be overtaken by ME! I'm just kidding of course. I just hope you both don't run up the score so much that I'll never catch up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixxkiller Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 Oh no, does the Bride wish to continue to hide in the clouds as Sadahara bullets have no targets? Remember the ancient saying, "He who fights with crystal sword smells like oxen dung when he opens mouth." Also there is a Japanese parable. A man one day wanted to fly. He always saw the birds flapping thier wings so he made wings out of paper. He got up on his table and tried to fly but all he did was fall on his head. Undaunted, the next day he found a eagle. This was a very big eagle so he decided he could fly on its back. He went to a high cliff and jumped off and he flew like the wind. He was so excited he did not notice Rhodan sweep from the sky above and consume the eagle. The man fell to earth and was no more... Moral: Before a man can fly, make sure Godzilla is around so Rhodan will be distracted and will not eat your eagle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted February 27, 2007 Author Share Posted February 27, 2007 Originally posted by Inigo Montoya: Interesting! The Bride is considered the underdog by everyone except me! -Lakespeed thinks I'm doomed to be overtaken by Loki88. -I asked Loki88 yesterday how long he thought he would hold onto his 5000+ experience point lead for the All-Time experience record and his reply (in complete seriousness) was, "Forever." -Sixxkiller thinks his hold on the Experience/Mission All-Time record is now permanently established. Sixx also thinks I'm doomed to fall to Loki88 for my other All-Time records too. I'm Rodney Dangerfield! I can't get no respect! Well, that's okay. I don't expect to be given respect. I'll just have to go out and earn it. Sixxkiller thought I was, "finished." Let's examine the evidence: -I have taken away the All-Time Experience/Mission record from Sixxkiller. -I have taken away the All-Time Experience record from Loki 88. -In the past 10 days, I have scored 850 kills. -I currently hold all 18 leaderboard records. Woot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixxkiller Posted February 27, 2007 Share Posted February 27, 2007 LOL not to mention the two pending divorces you have. One your present wife and the second from the next wife. On a lighter note 600 kills in a lifetime is a hell of a record achieved in 1 week, especially from a Stratego geek. Now you just need to kill Sadahara. He is waiting :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted February 27, 2007 Author Share Posted February 27, 2007 Originally posted by Sixxkiller: ...especially from a Stratego geek. That hurts because it's true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted March 2, 2007 Author Share Posted March 2, 2007 Black Mamba currently has the following stats: Kills - 3151 Damages - 3151 Missions - 1260 Experience - 132,081 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted March 17, 2007 Author Share Posted March 17, 2007 Black Mamba currently has the following stats: Kills - 3318 Damages - 3318 Missions - 1304 Experience - 139805 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixxkiller Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 But is your pilot Japanese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 I don't think he is - 'cos he's good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixxkiller Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 As I have told Lake, if you have no 4 digit pilot, you are to be seen and not heard! Be off with you goat herder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 My pilots are happy to give you 4 digits - 2 with each hand oh jealous one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixxkiller Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Sheep have 2 digits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 Why am I not surprised that you never bothered to count them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixxkiller Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 LOL, well I am afraid to look at your "special girls." You may get mad and try to kill me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted March 18, 2007 Share Posted March 18, 2007 I don't think I have to worry about any of "my girls" finding you attractive Six - they've all got much better taste! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixxkiller Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Maybe a taste for grass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 I'm quite sure they prefer grass to you - it's more intelligent and better looking after all!! :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixxkiller Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 I didnt say what kind of grass so I guess you need to get them feeling really good before you get them feeling good eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 I'm pleased to seethat you can accept that any kind of grass is more attractive than ewe!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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