_Axe_ Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 More :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 More turns from Axe. :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Jamoomba plans to boil your feeble heads in oil and then eat them with an avacado dip! Praise be to Jamoomba!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 What? No support for the old thread? Will we ever see the v1.02 patch for the old thread? It vexes me. I'm terribly vexed. Oh, and CWX2 should have some Cold War :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted June 3, 2004 Share Posted June 3, 2004 Originally posted by Soddball: Jamoomba plans to boil your feeble heads in oil and then eat them with an avacado dip! Praise be to Jamoomba!! Apparently Jomamma never enlightened you as to the spelling of avocado. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 4, 2004 Author Share Posted June 4, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: I'm terribly vexed. Not to mention ugly, stupid and smelly. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 4, 2004 Author Share Posted June 4, 2004 All bow down before Soddball's god. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 So how many threads do you losers need? This should be called "Short Attention Span Theatre". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 4, 2004 Author Share Posted June 4, 2004 It's the curse of our generation. We're not all old geezers like you. Now, where was I? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Except me. I'm old. I think. Yes, I'll have the Spam, Spam, Spam, eggs and Spam. And you Axe, get the short end of the pasta. Muhahaha!!! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 You know, talking to you guys is like trying to hold a conversation with a random word generator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 4, 2004 Author Share Posted June 4, 2004 * boopsycotteleginne * boothleled * boonian * boosivered * boothirp * booger * booling * boothes * boopso * boopens * boothriourencildumbing * boothturnetaritism * boonsastiongicapirewaitticartaints * boosant * boomselecionamicrowed * boorage * boodles * boodly * boorace * boopictristayinvoluthon For Boo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 4, 2004 Author Share Posted June 4, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: Except me. I'm old. I think. I grow old … I grow old … I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled. Shall I part my hair behind? Do I dare to eat a peach? I shall wear white flannel trousers, and walk upon the beach. I have heard the mermaids singing, each to each. I do not think that they will sing to me. I have seen them riding seaward on the waves Combing the white hair of the waves blown back When the wind blows the water white and black. We have lingered in the chambers of the sea By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown Till human voices wake us, and we drown. God I hate that pompous ass. :mad: :mad: :mad: Now this is a great poet -- Alden Nowlan. Canadian, alcoholic. Broadcaster's Poem I used to broadcast at night alone in a radio station but I was never good at it partly because my voice wasn't right but mostly because my peculiar metaphysical stupidity made it impossible for me to keep believing their was somebody listening when it seemd I was talking only to myuself in a room no bigger than an ordinary bathroom I could believe it for a while and then I'd get somewhat the same feeling as when you start to suspect you're the victim of a practical joke So one part of me was afraid another part might blurt out something about myself so terrible that even I had never until that moment suspected it This was like the fear of bridges and other high places: Will I take off my glasses and throw them into the water, although I'm half blind without them? Will I sneak up behind myself and push? Another thing: As a reporter I covered an accident in which a train ran into a car, killing three young men, one of whom was beheaded. The bodies looked boneless, as such bodies do More like mounds of rags and inside the wreckage where nobody could get at it the car radio was still playing I thought about places the disc jockey's voice goes and the things that happen there and of how impossible it would be for him to continue if he really knew. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 So who was the first one? Seanachai? :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Hmmm. I think I'd like to see Axe2121 remodeled to be less Canadian...you know, less ineffectual. I think I'd like to see Snarker beefed up a bit, intellectually speaking. With maybe the ability to show that he's ever read a fecking book, you know? And Dave H...I think it would be enough to show that he has a darker side. Perhaps some passages where he admits he gets a bit weakened in the morality department when contemplating very young teenage girls. Every hero should have a disturbing personal flaw, and that one is at least horrendously enjoyable, while still inspiring a sick and certain sense of guilt and despair. As for Soddball...well, I think in the Cheery Waffle Thread X2, he should simply be tossed into a sawdust pit armed only with a blunt letter opener and a staple remover to fight to the death with Donald Rumsfeld. And I want him to take his time over it. Because I haven't any doubts that Soddball would win. I just want him to win really, really slowly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Why you're downright cheery today! Could I trouble you for a poem? ...a really long one, say 10 pages? ...without repeating any words? ...in Swahili? And when you're done you should probably post it in the <font size = 1>other</font size=1> thread to avoid any jealous fits of rage. .... :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: Why you're downright cheery today! Could I trouble you for a poem? ...a really long one, say 10 pages? ...without repeating any words? ...in Swahili? And when you're done you should probably post it in the <font size = 1>other</font size=1> thread to avoid any jealous fits of rage. .... :mad: Shouldn't you be hanging around the local infant schools with your bag of sweeties, you reprobate? It comes to something when a long streak of widdle like you is allowed to leave your scent mark on the walls of the Cheery Waffle Thread. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 4, 2004 Author Share Posted June 4, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: Why you're downright cheery today! Could I trouble you for a poem? ...a really long one, say 10 pages? ...without repeating any words? ...in Swahili? And when you're done you should probably post it in the <font size = 1>other</font size=1> thread to avoid any jealous fits of rage. .... :mad: What were you doing up at two in the morning? :mad: :confused: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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_Axe_ Posted June 4, 2004 Author Share Posted June 4, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Hmmm. I think I'd like to see Axe2121 remodeled to be less Canadian...you know, less ineffectual.As well as less intelligent, less dashing, less handsome....I could go on but modesty rears its unwelcome head. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 4, 2004 Author Share Posted June 4, 2004 I want field kitchens in the X2 version of this thread! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 4, 2004 Author Share Posted June 4, 2004 *kick kick* Wake up you lazy Sherpas!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 How about sewer movement? No, wait. That belongs in the other thread, doesn't it? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 4, 2004 Share Posted June 4, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: Oh, and CWX2 should have some Cold War :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: ! Yes! Yes! This thread needs, cries out, for more gigantic phallic symbols! Huge, enormous, swollen phallic symbols! Where's Sturmy? He must have thousands of photos. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 4, 2004 Author Share Posted June 4, 2004 Heh he he heheh hhehheh hehehe. Stalin's organs. Hhehe hhehh heheh hehhee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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