**YK2** Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 I think he's passed out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Suetonius records that Varus nearly wrecked the empire, suffering one of Rome's heaviest and most disgraceful defeats. He lost 3 Legions, the XVII, XVIII, XIX (approx 15,000 men) along with the general staff and all the officers in ambush in the forests of Teutoburg, his forces strung out in a very weak posture. Additionally, the auxilliary forces attached to his command were lost. This represents a loss of over 10% of the legions available to Rome (3 of 27). Three Eagles lost. Augustus took the disaster so deeply to heart that he left his hair and beard untrimmed for months. Augustus was heard to proclaim often "Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions"! I saw an interesting program on this on the History channel (where else) and by excavating selected areas, they were able to chart what they thought was the final march and defeat of the legions. Varus, who was headstrong and not the best tactician, led his men through dense forests where they were easily picked off and then got them into this boggy area between the forest and the river where they were unable to maneuver. Big dummy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Suetonius records that Varus nearly wrecked the empire, suffering one of Rome's heaviest and most disgraceful defeats. He lost 3 Legions, the XVII, XVIII, XIX (approx 15,000 men) along with the general staff and all the officers in ambush in the forests of Teutoburg, his forces strung out in a very weak posture. Additionally, the auxilliary forces attached to his command were lost. This represents a loss of over 10% of the legions available to Rome (3 of 27). Three Eagles lost. Augustus took the disaster so deeply to heart that he left his hair and beard untrimmed for months. Augustus was heard to proclaim often "Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions"! This sounds like an AAR of our battle, you gamey barbarian maggot! :mad: :mad: Uncanny prescience on my part to put that in my sig, though. ..... :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86smopuim Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Momma always said, "If you don't have anything nice to say, SHOVE SOME F***ING MOLTEN TNT DOWN THEIR THROATS" :mad: :mad: :mad: Snarkhunt, you, me and a setup, lets go Since you are going to lose, I give you the choice of scenario/setups. The infamouse inferno perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Originally posted by YK2: I think he's passed out... Wha happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Snarker -- Paula and I laughed our heads off at that one. [ March 19, 2004, 10:44 PM: Message edited by: Axe2121 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Pseudo ,you non-turn receiving Maggot in training.Let me guess,since it will require me to upload another 1.4MB file via dial-up,you didnt get the last turn I sent,did you? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: <-/Uber font size=1000/> :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Yes,where is Kitty ?I would like for her to tell what the Road To Moscow looks like. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Originally posted by no_one: Pseudo ,you non-turn receiving Maggot in training.Let me guess,since it will require me to upload another 1.4MB file via dial-up,you didnt get the last turn I sent,did you? Dial "n" for no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Has anyone ran any tests to see if emails with large attachments are more likely to be lost? BF.C,please fix or do somefink!! :mad: :mad: Will send again Maggot!! [ March 20, 2004, 01:33 AM: Message edited by: no_one ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 And now for my vengeance, Maggot .I am going to send one email(with a 1.4MB attachment)every 5 minutes until you either receive one,or they start bouncing.Hope you're still up. > Muahahahahaahaahahahahaahahahaha :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Originally posted by no_one: And now for my vengeance, Maggot .I am going to send one email(with a 1.4MB attachment)every 5 minutes until you either receive one,or they start bouncing.Hope you're still up. > Muahahahahaahaahahahahaahahahaha :mad: :mad: You've got dialup, I've got DSL, who do you think is going to flinch first. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Would you two get a room already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Bwahahahaha!! PseudoSimonds sent me a photo of one of the prisoners I had taken but stupidly marched back to his side. He still has his arms in the air and, looking at the armed troops around him says, "Don't look at me like I'm frickin' Frankenstein. Now give your buddy a hug." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Hmmmmm.... Axe seems to have intimate knowledge of the CMMODS virus.Plus he has always struck me as being wormy. Might this be his maniacal "final solution" to his "always losing" problem? :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Consider yourself challenged funny man. CMAK or CMBB? It's your funeral. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Consider yourself challenged funny man. CMAK or CMBB? It's your funeral. :mad: :mad: I think the correct term would be rematch.I'll send you an email once I finish my "rounds" :mad: Suffer in suspense MAGGOT!! Muahahahahaahahahaha > Ps, It will be CMBB,and you will be Russian,again.Go ahead and pick something out.Look for some newer stuff.If you know who I am,please dont say anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Consider yourself challenged funny man. There is something quite wrong about the above statement... But I guess you're much too clever to NOT know what it is.. :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Double entendres -- is there anything they can't do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Word nerds :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Double entendres -- is there anything they can't do? Tell you what I really meant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Okay, I'll bite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Double entendres -- is there anything they can't do? Tell you what I really meant? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Consider yourself challenged funny man. CMAK or CMBB? It's your funeral. :mad: :mad: You get my email?I sent it to your hotmail account. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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