PseudoSimonds Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: I'm sure they'll find what everybody here expects -- nothing. Now don't sell yourself short, I happen to think you've got something very dense up there! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermopylae Posted April 25, 2004 Share Posted April 25, 2004 Excellent, maybe all that nothingness still holds my turn... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 Originally posted by Thermopylae: Excellent, maybe all that nothingness still holds my turn... Hrrrmmm???? PBEM Helper says I'm waiting for turn 45 maggot. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermopylae Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Well, your colossal failure of an e-mail server must not have wanted you to see the results of this turn. Say good bye to Mr. Stuart, maggot :mad: . Of course you only have 137 more GRAAAAGGGH :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Speaking of which, did you send your turn to me yet? Hrrrrrrmmmmmm????? Answer your ear, maggot!!! It's your ultimate doom at my hands calling again!!! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 Grrrr! PBEM Helper says I sent it Friday night at 11:52. Resent. :mad: :mad: I will be free of this sig or my troops will die trying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: Answer your ear, maggot!!! Ha! I just got it. Uncle Leo: "Would somebody answer that damn phone!!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robohn Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Good game Axe, your Brens were doing better than my Italian MMGs at suppression :mad: Got any preferences for the next game? Wouldn't want to saddle ya with some set-up that does not interest you. If not, I'll just make up the game and hope you like it too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robohn Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Snarker, we haven't fought in a while are you up for a game? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 Robohn's green Italians holed up in Gawilghur and there was nought my crack Poms could do about it except drink themselves silly in a wadi. :mad: Tactical defeat indeed. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 As for preferences -- choose away! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robohn Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Those Italian troops would have been cut to ribbons if they had tried to leave the compound. I know better than to take on the SAS with green troops! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 Hang on Pseudosimonds — Sparky's on the way!! He helped out Snarker in my two victories over him in Inferno (BB and AK versions). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Hang on Pseudosimonds — Sparky's on the way!! He helped out Snarker in my two victories over him in Inferno (BB and AK versions). It would be extremely helpful if Sparky were to mount an 88 on the back of that firetruck. I take great offense at that banner. A pox on your first-born, you ugly wart on a salamander's tongue!* BFC, ban or do sumfink!! :mad: :mad: *<font size=1>10 points to the person who knows where this came from </font size=1> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 <font size=6>Good afternoon, maggots!!</font size=6> After considerable blundering around in the scenario editor, I am pleased to announce: <font size=5>WELCOME to the second annual Beat Dave Like a Rented Mule (BDLRM) tournament.</font size=5> The object of the tournament is to achieve the highest score as the Allied attacker. Given my tactical shortcomings, it is expected that every attacker will win a victory. Only one, however, will win the coveted BDLRM championship! Remember, your competition is not me so much as the other Allied players. Following Jim Boy Boggs' suggestion of using a Quick Battle, I discovered that my briefing for the challengers was lost. Here instead is the briefing: "Italy, May 1945. You are the commander of an Allied force which is rushing to the aid of a lost and cut-off recon column trapped in the foothills of the Alps. Your primary goal is to exit your command off the northern edge of the map. However, there is one victory location on a hill overlooking much of the battlefield. You may or may not want to divert some troops to take and hold this important geographic feature. The Germans who have cut off the recon column to the north have had several hours to prepare for any attempt to break through. Their goal is to stop you or at least delay you in any way possible. Be prepared for just about anything. You may choose any Allied force you wish, up to a total of 1,500 points. The weather is clear, so Allied air units are in play, if you wish. Your set-up areas are on the roads leading onto the map from the southeast and southwest. The battlefield is 1,200 meters East-West and 1,600 meters North-South. The terrain is primarily farmland, with the first outcroppings of the mountains at the northern edge. Two narrow streams flowing south out of the mountains divide the map. There are several bridges and fords crossing the streams. A small village was recently shelled, and a few buildings are still burning. Time is of the essence. You only have 25+ minutes to break through." Any comments? Any takers? E-mail me at davehutchens@insightbb.com for a set-up. Operators are standing by. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robohn Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Dave I'll take up the challenge. Robohn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: <font size=5>WELCOME to the second annual Beat Dave Like a Rented Mule (BDLRM) tournament.</font size=5> I welcome the chance to demonstrate my tactical mediocrity. :mad: Of course that doesn't mean that there won't be copious amounts of furious TNT-chucking!!! :mad: :mad: Email on the way! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Fortunately I keep my Slim Whitman music handy for just such an eventuality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 w00t!! Or w00ttt000w0w00wwtt as Sturmy would say. Yes please Dave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 *starts to board up windows and fill sandbags* *looks over shoulder at lazy roustabouts* C'mon you maggots. I'm afraid the GF may make it in here someday. Anyone know how to fire an MG-42? :mad: :mad: :mad: I think we'll put Keke on it and Smope can take the flamethrower. Snarker will no doubt come up with some gamey defense. :mad: Who else has a skill? :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: *starts to board up windows and fill sandbags* *looks over shoulder at lazy roustabouts* C'mon you maggots. I'm afraid the GF may make it in here someday. Anyone know how to fire an MG-42? :mad: :mad: :mad: I think we'll put Keke on it and Smope can take the flamethrower. Snarker will no doubt come up with some gamey defense. :mad: Who else has a skill? :mad: Well, Kitty, Soddball, and mike_the_wino can all drink with the best of them. Does that help? What's this about the GF showing up in our hallowed halls? Did you hear the sounds of marching jackbooted thugs or something? Axe, your set-up is on the way. I'm waiting to see who plays the "gamey" card first. Of course the BDLRM is gamey. Why else would I play? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 27, 2004 Author Share Posted April 27, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: I'm waiting to see who plays the "gamey" card first. [/QB]How about I let Snarker play my game for me? Would that be gamey enough for you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 27, 2004 Author Share Posted April 27, 2004 Setup received, TNT purchased -- commence chucking!! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 Originally posted by Dave H: Well, Kitty, Soddball, and mike_the_wino can all drink with the best of them.Damn straight. Working on a 12 pack of Modelo Especiale right now. *urp* :mad: Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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