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You are a generation of vipers. You shall not prosper.

And Axe returns files more slowly than a two legged dog attempting to piss on a tree.

Doubtless he's trying to get up his little bit of courage and have a go.

Do I have to hold your hand, and stroke it, and tell you that everything will be okay, Axe?

I didn't think I'd have to play 'Mom'. It's not a role I'm normally comfortable in. But, if that's what it takes...

"There, there, Axe! You'll suck like a cheap whore giving a discount, but that's no reason not to return the file! I'm with you, lad. You're never alone. Don't be afraid of Seanachai. Like Death, he's what comes after you utterly fail. Be comforted."

Like I say, holding the hand of a Goodaler silky boy isn't my strong point.

But defeating him, is.

Leave off polishing yer head, you windae licker, and send me back the file!

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You are a generation of vipers. You shall not prosper.

And Axe returns files more slowly than a two legged dog attempting to piss on a tree.

Doubtless he's trying to get up his little bit of courage and have a go.

Do I have to hold your hand, and stroke it, and tell you that everything will be okay, Axe?

I didn't think I'd have to play 'Mom'. It's not a role I'm normally comfortable in. But, if that's what it takes...

"There, there, Axe! You'll suck like a cheap whore giving a discount, but that's no reason not to return the file! I'm with you, lad. You're never alone. Don't be afraid of Seanachai. Like Death, he's what comes after you utterly fail. Be comforted."

Like I say, holding the hand of a Goodaler silky boy isn't my strong point.

But defeating him, is.

Leave off polishing yer head, you windae licker, and send me back the file!

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

You are a generation of vipers. You shall not prosper.

And Axe returns files more slowly than a two legged dog attempting to piss on a tree.

*splutter*

What, what, whaaaaat?!?!? :mad: :mad: :mad:

You owe me, you Minnesotan turd!! :mad: :mad:

Put down the crack pipe and get to it.

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

You are a generation of vipers. You shall not prosper.

And Axe returns files more slowly than a two legged dog attempting to piss on a tree.

*splutter*

What, what, whaaaaat?!?!? :mad: :mad: :mad:

You owe me, you Minnesotan turd!! :mad: :mad:

Put down the crack pipe and get to it.

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