Wallybob Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: Where art thy Tigers Wallybob, Twas one that caught Sherman's eye, Then blown to clear blue sky, Where art thy Tigers Wallybob Where art thy Tigers Wallybob, Our Sherman was not content, T'other Tiger heavenward sent, Where art thy Tigers Wallybob I had some very nice Tigers I had some pretty tanks I had some fine Soldaten But Pseudo's soldiers stink I liked my sound stout Tigers I thought their armor keen But Pseudo's assholes shot them With Shermans close and mean Poor tankers listen to me With heavy hearts 'tis true With Pseudo look all around And kill the lousy Shermans Like the filthy Maggots they are.GGRRAARRRHHHFFHHRRGGGGGHHHHHH! I know this is not a good rhyme I know this is really bad But Pseudo is a wanker And Shermans' make me mad I have not had a turn that bad in a looooonnnngg while. GGRRAARRGGHH. Angry out loud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Originally posted by Wallybob: Hokay, Maggot. It really doesn't take a lot of skill to mash my poxy Italians into the sands. Ooohhhh, I am impressed. Matildas vs. 13/40's. Big whup. Yeah - concentrate on the basics - that's 40 or so 13/40's, against <big><big>SIX</big></big> Matilda's, and 12 A-13s that have smaller guns and less armour than the M13/40's. Plus you have at least 8 75mm truck mounted guns that have KO'ed a Matilda without too much trouble.......plus more infantry, plus more artillery - in fact if you look at the scenario you had about 1000 points more then me...so you shuold be impressed you self serving maggot infested fly blown lump of dessert dung!! :mad: :mad: Go on - use "real" troops - it won't matter - it wasn't the Italians that were easy to beat!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Wally quit playing pretend Emily Dickinson and send me my turn so I can get through the grieving process of the loss: Denial: There is no way his gurley GIs zapped all my tanks. Not even Yorck was that good of a shot. Shock: All my tanks are smoking heaps. :eek: Anger: GRARGRARGRAR!!! ALL MY TANKS ARE SMOKING HEAPS!!! :mad: Bargaining: God, just let me have one more platoon of tanks and I will boot him across the board and dedicate the victory to you. :mad: Guilt: I knew I should have fast moved vice hunted toward the objective. Depression: All I have left are Italians? :confused: Loneliness: All I have left are Italians. Acceptance: Oh well, its only a game. Hope: Maybe his computer will self-destruct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 I always get stuck on step three. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Is that lazy Becket still on strike? :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: I always get stuck on step three. Yeah...started about turn 10 for me. *sniff* Just cant quite move on...<font size=+3>GRARGRARGRAGRAR!!!</font> :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jim Boggs Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Wow! :eek: Two nights in a row you haven't sent turns. You really are a puss filled maggot :mad: :mad: Or was that a No-turn Sending Byzantine Platypus? :confused: :confused: Nah, you'll always be a MAGGOT!!!!! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 No no no!! I sent my turns out a few hours ago! I haven't received any back. Stupid misleading sign. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Stupid misleading sign. :mad: Hey Axe, when you come to Florida, I better warn ya that we got signs on our crosswalks here that say "WALK" or "DON'T WALK". If that confuses ya, let me know and I'll try to explain what they mean. BTW-You ever hear of a Canadian band called Out of Kilter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: BTW-You ever hear of a Canadian band called Out of Kilter? No one should be getting out of their kilt unless it's to put on some pants. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: BTW-You ever hear of a Canadian band called Out of Kilter? No one should be getting out of their kilt unless it's to put on some pants. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: BTW-You ever hear of a Canadian band called Out of Kilter? No one should be getting out of their kilt unless it's to put on some pants. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Head's up for you Ost Front fans (Becky, Kook, et al..) David Robbins -- same guy who wrote War of the Rats (about Stalingrad) and The End of War (about Berlin) -- has his Kursk novel Last Citadel coming out in mass market paperback April 27. w :mad: :mad: t!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: You ever hear of a Canadian band called Out of Kilter? No, but I feel that way from time to time if that helps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: BTW-You ever hear of a Canadian band called Out of Kilter? No one should be getting out of their kilt unless it's to put on some pants. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: BTW-You ever hear of a Canadian band called Out of Kilter? No one should be getting out of their kilt unless it's to put on some pants. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 :eek: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: It's the Parochial Schoolgirl look that get's her all the guys. Didn't you ever notice the saddleshoes she wears? Michael Oh great. Here you go off on another Pinocchio school tangent again. Please keep your bizarre puppet fetish to yourself. :mad: :mad: :mad: Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Richard Dawson: Out of kilter (photo courtesy www.canadiansoldiers.com) Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Whooooosh :mad: :mad: :mad: GRARGRARGRAR!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Whooooosh <font size=-3>Drive by</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aces_and_8's Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Richard Dawson: Out of kilter (photo courtesy www.canadiansoldiers.com) Kitty Hiya Kitty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted April 1, 2004 Share Posted April 1, 2004 MY EYES!!!!! Quick, need something else to look at.... Oh....much better....I can see again. NO MORE LOOKING UP KILTS PICTURES!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 OK - here's one that is NOT looking up a kilt...... [ April 01, 2004, 07:50 PM: Message edited by: Mike ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted April 2, 2004 Share Posted April 2, 2004 Originally posted by Mike: OK - here's one that is NOT looking up a kilt...... Now that's what I'm talkin' about. =) Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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