Wallybob Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 ...poke.. ...poke... ...bump. MMMAAAAGGGOOOTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSS! When my wifely bits finishes the taxes you are in for such a pasting for letting this slip. I hate Maf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermopylae Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 KILL! Or in the Case of Axe 's troops, die. As they must have done in great quantities cause two turns after the big explosions, they refuse to do much more than creep forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by Wallybob: ...poke.. ...poke... ...bump. MMMAAAAGGGOOOTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSS! When my wifely bits finishes the taxes you are in for such a pasting for letting this slip. I hate Maf. Wallybob :mad: You slathering :mad: slug :mad: of a secretious :mad: substance! You would dare to Chuck TNT and then disappear for :mad: TWO DAYS!!!! :mad: ...To do your TAXESSSSSS!?!?!? :mad: When you return, I would suggest you bring some marshmellows. :mad: Wrapped in asbestos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: You slackers let this thread slip to the second page?!? Without a doubt the slackiest slackers that ever did slack!! :mad: :mad: :mad: That makes me almost as angry as having to surrender to that mega-maggot Axe!! GRAAAAAAAARGAR AGR ARGAGR ARAGRAR!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted April 14, 2004 Author Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by Wallybob: When my wifely bits finishes the taxes you are in for such a pasting for letting this slip. So you're a hermaphrodite? If your 'wifely bits' do the taxes, do the 'husbandy bits' do the laundry? Maggot. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Wallybob: When my wifely bits finishes the taxes you are in for such a pasting for letting this slip. So you're a hermaphrodite? If your 'wifely bits' do the taxes, do the 'husbandy bits' do the laundry? Maggot. :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: You can take that flag and shove it up yo- hey hey kids!! That's right, tactical victory is all you get. The sheer delight of being able to command 2 Tigers in a bit of desert target practice ought to be reward enough. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallybob Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Me hate maf. She do maf. Me hate Maggots. She hate Maggots. Me like Beer. what the hell else do you want? Maggots. Taxes (on my computer) come first. Irritating ya'll (on crapola computer) comes second and is easy. Remember. Chucked TNT is not your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: w :mad: :mad: t!!! Dear God, you actually follow golf? Do you have to register before you can move into a decent neighbourhood? Oh, well, perhaps it's a sort of 'cultural baggage' phenomenon. With that in mind, then, a quick singsong for Axe2121 From the old sod to the new land We came over by the score We cut the ties and said goodbye And closed the old world door We settled on your praries In your cities and your towns There's another oatmeal savage Everytime you turn around Chorus: There's none more Scots Than the Scots abroad There's a place in our hearts For the old sod There's none more Scots Than the Scots abroad There's a place in our hearts For the old sod We soon found our own kind Formed clubs and social nights And we practised on each other Just to keep our accents right For there's more tartan here Than in all the motherland We came 5000 miles To the gathering of the clans Chorus: There's none more Scots Than the Scots abroad There's a place in our hearts For the old sod There's none more Scots Than the Scots abroad There's a place in our hearts For the old sod There's a bar in the rec room In the basement of our house A little shrine to Ballantynes Haig and famous Grouse There's a sprig of purple heather From the land that once was mine And Robbie's on the t-towel With the words to Auld Lang Syne Chorus: There's none more Scots Than the Scots abroad There's a place in our hearts For the old sod There's none more Scots Than the Scots abroad There's a place in our hearts For the old sod Canada's been good to us We've a living and a home We've all got central heating here And most are on the phone I'm a citizen of both countries And very proud to be For the the thisle and the maple leaf Are the emblems of the free Chorus: There's none more Scots Than the Scots abroad There's a place in our hearts For the old sod There's none more Scots Than the Scots abroad There's a place in our hearts For the old sod "The Old Sod" -Spirit of the West Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted April 14, 2004 Author Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Wallybob: When my wifely bits finishes the taxes you are in for such a pasting for letting this slip. So you're a hermaphrodite? If your 'wifely bits' do the taxes, do the 'husbandy bits' do the laundry? Maggot. :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by Wallybob: wifely bits Skunk nads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by Wallybob: I hate Maf. 0 turns + 0 turns = 0 turns!! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 All right, I need some more games. tAxeticalvictory, if you feel like it, you may mercilessly pound my troops in yet another battle. Wallyslob, I consent to a rematch if you're still interested. Anyone else? If someone doesn't send me something, I'm going to start cut-and-paste-ing stupid song lyrics like the rest of you maggots!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: PS - and I'll probably start either with something Swedish, or something from the 80's!! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: tAxeticalvictory, if you feel like it, you may mercilessly pound my troops in yet another battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted April 14, 2004 Share Posted April 14, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: tAxeticalvictory, if you feel like it, you may mercilessly pound my troops in yet another battle. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: Hmmmm...that looks like a great place to hide my infantry! Then you can drop some heavy arty on them and watch them get chewed up by sharp pointy tree-bits! Why don't you try something different for a change next time? :confused: :mad: :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_no_one Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Welcome to Snarkerland and thank you for riding the Bagration Express. We ask for your own safety and protection that you remain seated and keep your arms inside the ride at all times. Limbless Krauts could be the result should this safety protocol not be followed. Enjoy your ride and, again, thank you for choosing Snarkerland. AGRG RGAGARGARG GARGRAGGRAGRAG GARGARGRAG!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: All right, I need some more games. CMAK or CMBB? :mad: :mad: :mad: Ost Front, Ost Front, oi, oi, oi!!! :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: All right, I need some more games. CMAK or CMBB? :mad: :mad: :mad: Ost Front, Ost Front, oi, oi, oi!!! :mad: :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 :mad: :mad: !!!!!!!Wallybob!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: It has been :mad: THREE DAYS :mad: without a turn you slathering fury MAGGOT!!!!! I'm not sure I can remain this calm much longer. :eek: :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermopylae Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Axe's {/B] cowardly scum are sending forward recon vehicles before madly charging my gun line. The gamey bastich. Of course, they seem to die nicely when you point machineguns at them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: :mad: :mad: !!!!!!!Wallybob!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: It has been :mad: THREE DAYS :mad: without a turn you slathering fury MAGGOT!!!!! I'm not sure I can remain this calm much longer. :eek: :eek: Maybe while he was doing taxes he divided by zero, or took the square root of a negative number or sumfink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted April 15, 2004 Share Posted April 15, 2004 Originally posted by Thermopylae: Axe's {/B] cowardly scum are sending forward recon vehicles before madly charging my gun line. The gamey bastich. Of course, they seem to die nicely when you point machineguns at them. It looks like his recon vehicles put a dent in one of your square brackets though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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