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Originally posted by Wallybob:

...poke..

...poke...

...bump.

MMMAAAAGGGOOOTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSS!

When my wifely bits finishes the taxes you are in for such a pasting for letting this slip.

I hate Maf.

Wallybob :mad:

You slathering :mad: slug :mad: of a secretious :mad: substance!

You would dare to Chuck TNT and then disappear for :mad: TWO DAYS!!!! :mad: ...To do your TAXESSSSSS!?!?!? :mad:

When you return, I would suggest you bring some marshmellows. :mad:

Wrapped in asbestos

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Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:

You slackers let this thread slip to the second page?!? Without a doubt the slackiest slackers that ever did slack!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

That makes me almost as angry as having to surrender to that mega-maggot Axe!!

GRAAAAAAAARGAR AGR ARGAGR ARAGRAR!!!

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Originally posted by Wallybob:

When my wifely bits finishes the taxes you are in for such a pasting for letting this slip.

So you're a hermaphrodite? If your 'wifely bits' do the taxes, do the 'husbandy bits' do the laundry?

Maggot. :mad: :mad:

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Originally posted by Snarker:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Wallybob:

When my wifely bits finishes the taxes you are in for such a pasting for letting this slip.

So you're a hermaphrodite? If your 'wifely bits' do the taxes, do the 'husbandy bits' do the laundry?

Maggot. :mad: :mad: </font>

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Me hate maf. She do maf.

Me hate Maggots.

She hate Maggots.

Me like Beer.

what the hell else do you want? Maggots. Taxes (on my computer) come first. Irritating ya'll (on crapola computer) comes second and is easy.

Remember. Chucked TNT is not your friend.

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Originally posted by Axe2121:

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w :mad: :mad: t!!!

Dear God, you actually follow golf? Do you have to register before you can move into a decent neighbourhood?

Oh, well, perhaps it's a sort of 'cultural baggage' phenomenon. With that in mind, then, a quick singsong for Axe2121

From the old sod to the new land

We came over by the score

We cut the ties and said goodbye

And closed the old world door

We settled on your praries

In your cities and your towns

There's another oatmeal savage

Everytime you turn around

Chorus: There's none more Scots

Than the Scots abroad

There's a place in our hearts

For the old sod

There's none more Scots

Than the Scots abroad

There's a place in our hearts

For the old sod

We soon found our own kind

Formed clubs and social nights

And we practised on each other

Just to keep our accents right

For there's more tartan here

Than in all the motherland

We came 5000 miles

To the gathering of the clans

Chorus: There's none more Scots

Than the Scots abroad

There's a place in our hearts

For the old sod

There's none more Scots

Than the Scots abroad

There's a place in our hearts

For the old sod

There's a bar in the rec room

In the basement of our house

A little shrine to Ballantynes

Haig and famous Grouse

There's a sprig of purple heather

From the land that once was mine

And Robbie's on the t-towel

With the words to Auld Lang Syne

Chorus: There's none more Scots

Than the Scots abroad

There's a place in our hearts

For the old sod

There's none more Scots

Than the Scots abroad

There's a place in our hearts

For the old sod

Canada's been good to us

We've a living and a home

We've all got central heating here

And most are on the phone

I'm a citizen of both countries

And very proud to be

For the the thisle and the maple leaf

Are the emblems of the free

Chorus: There's none more Scots

Than the Scots abroad

There's a place in our hearts

For the old sod

There's none more Scots

Than the Scots abroad

There's a place in our hearts

For the old sod

"The Old Sod"

-Spirit of the West

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Originally posted by Jim Boggs:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Wallybob:

When my wifely bits finishes the taxes you are in for such a pasting for letting this slip.

So you're a hermaphrodite? If your 'wifely bits' do the taxes, do the 'husbandy bits' do the laundry?

Maggot. :mad: </font>

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All right, I need some more games. tAxeticalvictory, if you feel like it, you may mercilessly pound my troops in yet another battle. Wallyslob, I consent to a rematch if you're still interested. Anyone else? If someone doesn't send me something, I'm going to start cut-and-paste-ing stupid song lyrics like the rest of you maggots!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

PS - and I'll probably start either with something Swedish, or something from the 80's!! :mad:

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Originally posted by PseudoSimonds:

Hmmmm...that looks like a great place to hide my infantry! Then you can drop some heavy arty on them and watch them get chewed up by sharp pointy tree-bits!

Why don't you try something different for a change next time? :confused: :mad: :confused:
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Welcome to Snarkerland and thank you for riding the Bagration Express. We ask for your own safety and protection that you remain seated and keep your arms inside the ride at all times.

Limbless Krauts could be the result should this safety protocol not be followed.

Enjoy your ride and, again, thank you for choosing Snarkerland.

AGRG RGAGARGARG GARGRAGGRAGRAG GARGARGRAG!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

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Originally posted by Jim Boggs:

:mad: :mad: !!!!!!!Wallybob!!!!!!! :mad: :mad:

It has been :mad: THREE DAYS :mad: without a turn you slathering fury MAGGOT!!!!!

I'm not sure I can remain this calm much longer. :eek: :eek:

Maybe while he was doing taxes he divided by zero, or took the square root of a negative number or sumfink.
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Originally posted by Thermopylae:

Axe's {/B] cowardly scum are sending forward recon vehicles before madly charging my gun line. The gamey bastich. Of course, they seem to die nicely when you point machineguns at them.

It looks like his recon vehicles put a dent in one of your square brackets though. tongue.gif
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