Seanachai Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 Roight, then! We're about to have a coronation here in the Peng Challenge Thread, the Mother Beautiful Thread, wot some call 'The Cesspool'. All are welcome in for this most solemn moment. Least we hope it's going to be solemn, with candles, and singing, and all sorts of oaths given and taken, and generally just as highbrow as hell. So, everyone file into the pews (yeah, yeah, I know they're folding chairs, but in a ceremony like this they're called 'pews'), and sit quiet unless yer spoken to or we need something out of your useless selves. We'll have a normal, straight-forward reading of the usual rules after the ceremony. Now then. Alright, you lot! Listen up, as it’s time for the Coronation of Madman Meeks, who’s after being our new King, and all. And we’re going to bloody well do this roight and proper, and not look like a bunch of silly buggers. So Berli, Peng and I’ve gone out, and we’ve found this very proper coronation ritual as has served well the Kings of Englande, which is a small country somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean. I think Scotland sits on it, or somefink. So, everyone to your places, and shut yer yaps until the ceremony’s finished. First the prince who is to be crowned, the day before his coronation, shall be appareled and clothed with the most noble and fairest of clothing. And so he shall ride from Tower of London to his palace at Westminster, thoughout the city of London, riding with him the temporal lords and the common folk of the same city, [accompanied] by other very noble people. Roight, then. Who’s wearing something presentable, and has clean underwear on? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_major_tom Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 WHAT! what the hell has gone so horribly wrong in this topsy turvey upside down world of yours that the Peng thread now NEEDS three seperate threads? the horror the horror -tom w 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 17, 2003 Author Share Posted January 17, 2003 Originally posted by major_tom: WHAT! what the hell has gone so horribly wrong in this topsy turvey upside down world of yours that the Peng thread now NEEDS three seperate threads? the horror the horror -tom wQuiet, you! Wait a minute. That's a nice shirt you've got on, you Outer Board ragamuffin. Get it off, we need it for the ceremony. Do it now, you bugger! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 Whe the ferk is Meeks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 17, 2003 Author Share Posted January 17, 2003 Originally posted by Mike: Whe the ferk is Meeks?Right, I've had enough out of you, you Kiwi bugger! Get yer trousers off, His Majesty is after needing them for the ceremony. Hop to it, or we'll give your place to the Aussies! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 and are the rules even going to get a mention in this one?? Oh - I just did...well......are they going to get ANOTHER mention?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mike: Whe the ferk is Meeks?Right, I've had enough out of you, you Kiwi bugger! Get yer trousers off, His Majesty is after needing them for the ceremony. Hop to it, or we'll give your place to the Aussies!</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 17, 2003 Author Share Posted January 17, 2003 Originally posted by Mike: and are the rules even going to get a mention in this one?? Oh - I just did...well......are they going to get ANOTHER mention??Shut up, you idjit! Didn't I say that we'll have a formal reading of the Rules after the coronation?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 Meeks, umm....I mean.....Your Royal Cesspoolness..... would you kindly send me a picture of yourself? Thank you Persephone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 You don't think anyone actually read that blather of your do you you poor olde thing? hmm...come to think of it perhaps Senile-tea is a bit close to the truth....it would fit with his sudden interest in alls-heinie's.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 17, 2003 Author Share Posted January 17, 2003 Originally posted by Persephone: Meeks, umm....I mean.....Your Royal Cesspoolness..... would you kindly send me a picture of yourself? Thank you PersephoneYes! Exactly! A coronation picture! Shut up, you Kiwi lout! [ January 16, 2003, 11:32 PM: Message edited by: Seanachai ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 Seanachai, I have prepared a fire and am warming up my best set of tongs. Do we have some WD40 for the bloody iron maiden? It hasn't been used in so long that it squeals something awful when one opens it. Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 Oh do put a sock in it you stoopid twit - what's a coronation without a street..er...no that's not right....without a clown?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 17, 2003 Author Share Posted January 17, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Seanachai, I have prepared a fire and am warming up my best set of tongs. Do we have some WD40 for the bloody iron maiden? It hasn't been used in so long that it squeals something awful when one opens it. SteveGood point...er, your jacket, or suit coat, or whatever you law types call it. It's very nice. Hand it over, our King needs a coat! Bugger, at this rate, coming up with 'clothing noble and fairest' is going to take all sodding night. Especially this shirt from that Outer Board lad. I think he's got lice... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 17, 2003 Author Share Posted January 17, 2003 Footwear, and a hat. We need some kind of toff hat for the king, and some good footwear. Christ, you people! I can't do this all on me own! Let's see some 'Coronation Spirit' here! Did I mention that Berli is offering a free, 'Get Out of Hell For Vicious Acts That Don't Result in Death' card? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 Well, well, well. I see everything has promptly fallen to pieces without the wholesome glue of my philosophy to hold it together. So I return. Crown me if you like, but it's really not necessary. After all, it's for your good I'm here. And my battles continue: Despite strong appearances to the contrary, Seanachai is losing very badly and is about to be overrun by my armor in spite of the mud, which is really not an issue. Abbot is losing. I forget how badly, since I can't remember how long it's been since I've gotten a turn. I'm sure he'll get back to losing shortly. Nidan's defensive perimeter at Kamisomething are about to being holed, breached, penetrated, rolled up, and annihilated. I am honoring Lt. Hortland's request from long ago that I, if I recall correctly, "kick his teeth in." Panzer Leader hasn't sent a turn in ages. Probably because he is losing. Now...LISTEN UP, all ye who have as yet been not been named in BOLD. Berli cannot continue our current battle for reasons which preclude mockery. He has kindly provided the password so that one of YOU gimps can take over. So...someone step up to the plate. It's a lovely little battle with me as the doughty Finns as you as the Russian hordes. It's only been a few turns and Berli hasn't bungled anything too badly yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 17, 2003 Author Share Posted January 17, 2003 Originally posted by Malakovski: Well, well, well. I see everything has promptly fallen to pieces without the wholesome glue of my philosophy to hold it together.Ah! Good, one of my own Squires. Get your goddamn boots of, and do it now. You heard me. Now, laddy buck! Bugger. The hat. Where are we going to get a decent plumed hat?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Bugger. The hat. Where are we going to get a decent plumed hat?!Pluck a few quills from the unkempt flora of your verbiage and then tape them to the bottom of your bedpan, careful not to disturb the contents. Now, hold the bedpan over your head, quickly invert, and jam it down on your noggin. The plumes should stick up nicely, and if you've performed the operation quickly enough, you might even find it has a bit of liner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 I see the Emporer has new clothes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 17, 2003 Author Share Posted January 17, 2003 Originally posted by Malakovski: Pluck a few quills from the unkempt flora of your verbiage and then tape them to the bottom of your bedpan, careful not to disturb the contents. Now, hold the bedpan over your head, quickly invert, and jam it down on your noggin. The plumes should stick up nicely, and if you've performed the operation quickly enough, you might even find it has a bit of liner.SILENCE, YOU IDIOT! WE'RE INVESTING A KING! You don't post for weeks, doubtless because your day-release program frowns on you using the tools that led to your original arrest, and then you show up here in a solemn f'ing moment and blather on. Now, be a good Squire, and GO FIND ME A GODDAMN FANCY PLUMED HAT! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 white, fluffed blessing soft gift from above, floating vociferously quiet 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Now, be a good Squire, and GO FIND ME A GODDAMN FANCY PLUMED HAT!Alright, alright, I've picked a handful of the flowers that grow from the graves of your dead soldiers. I think they're called Toss-me-aways or some such. Anyway, I've got that and a bucket of cold borsht. Can we make due with that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 originally posted by the court Privy counciler: SILENCE, YOU IDIOT! WE'RE INVESTING A KING!The king is already infested! You've given him lice from the outerboards - where he's got his tits in a tangle anyway, you don't want to know what you've given him from Mike's pants and apparently some sort of cranial flora from yourself. The poor bugger will be scratching himself forever more!! Perhaps he should be titled "Your Itchiness!! [ January 17, 2003, 12:31 AM: Message edited by: Stalin's Organ ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 17, 2003 Author Share Posted January 17, 2003 Originally posted by Malakovski: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Now, be a good Squire, and GO FIND ME A GODDAMN FANCY PLUMED HAT!Alright, alright, I've picked a handful of the flowers that grow from the graves of your dead soldiers. I think they're called Toss-me-aways or some such. Anyway, I've got that and a bucket of cold borsht. Can we make due with that?</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted January 17, 2003 Share Posted January 17, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai : Now, be a good Squire, and GO FIND ME A GODDAMN FANCY PLUMED HAT!A hat sir, I present to you, from a donkey, yes, but from a firm source, sir,I can attest, the patriarch whence the the kingdom but required a shoe. A most noble steed then and but requires the blessing of ceremony. edited but to grovel further. [ January 17, 2003, 12:36 AM: Message edited by: Egbert ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.