Guest *Captain Foobar* Posted October 6, 2000 Share Posted October 6, 2000 I am waiting for word from the attourney, you stooge.... I suspect that ALL of the contestants will pound Lawyer mercilessly, in which case, there will be a battle royale for the movie in question... But let us not bicker amongst ourselves...Friends let us plunge the knife into the Lawyer before we turn on each other! First things first!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Reece Posted October 6, 2000 Share Posted October 6, 2000 "I am waiting for word from the attourney, you stooge...." Thou darest call I a stooge? You moose lipped harpy from the sludge and slime known as the cesspool,you dare blow your fetid breath in my regal direction ? As soon as we're done with the attorney, a meeting engagement at 2000 paces is in order! I want to Foobar,Foobar "But let us not bicker amongst ourselves...Friends let us plunge the knife into the Lawyer before we turn on each other! First things first!!" Yes, let's bury it to the hilt, shall we?, and then burn his beemer for good measure.I have a troop of orphaned street urchins and and destitute widows waiting in the wings for his bloated, reeking carcass, once the job is finished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *Captain Foobar* Posted October 6, 2000 Share Posted October 6, 2000 Dick, I will accept your 2000 paces, if only to put an end to your verbal diarhea.... I think all of your hard work at scenario building has drained you from any further mental excursions. Most of what I have heard from you seems to stem from synaptic atrophy, leaving predictably mundane drivel as your only output. I will stand beside you as we get the lawyer, but as soon as we are finished I will come down on you with the wrath of God, hopefully putting an end to the grotesque waste of the UBB code, that you call a post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted October 6, 2000 Share Posted October 6, 2000 I see it is still growing..... Give way to the dark side. It is powerful. Soon....yes soon. Your thread will grow and become loathed too... it spreads... Lorak the loathed ------------------ "Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking."--William Butler Yeats Cesspool [This message has been edited by Lorak (edited 10-05-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Reece Posted October 6, 2000 Share Posted October 6, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by *Captain Foobar*: Dick, I will accept your 2000 paces, if only to put an end to your verbal diarhea.... I think all of your hard work at scenario building has drained you from any further mental excursions. Most of what I have heard from you seems to stem from synaptic atrophy, leaving predictably mundane drivel as your only output. I will stand beside you as we get the lawyer, but as soon as we are finished I will come down on you with the wrath of God, hopefully putting an end to the grotesque waste of the UBB code, that you call a post. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Foobared, Hah! Stand beside me but downwind please,you festering pustulence on the arse of society !! You reek of cadaverine and putrescine,you CM PBEM zombie.Peculiar it is indeed,a medical mystery,how you can exhibit all the symptoms of organic brain syndrome, and yet lack the main ingredient needed to give rise to the condition! Soon Foobar,we shall meet on yon battlefield, and you shall eat those words, along with a dish called crow. Let's get on with the death of a maggot known as lawyer, then we'll meet at 2000 pesos<BG > and fight for this valuable $1.29 movie, which garnered so many Bubba awards with it's initial release. Later, Foobart Captain Imodium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest *Captain Foobar* Posted October 6, 2000 Share Posted October 6, 2000 You dont know how important this movie is to me... It has George Hamilton AND Peppard doing some pretty corny acting. I think that they, if somehow melded together into one symbiotic creature, could be the next William Shatner..... (bowing in reverence.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark IV Posted October 6, 2000 Share Posted October 6, 2000 Carve away, you grave-robbers, but the Lawyer has just gotten the old Wehrmacht tattoo and it doesn't spell "MOM" (and obviously not Death Before Dishonor). The Beemer is in accelerated life-testing and the only gear it's got left starts with R. If I can hold him to a single-digit score, I'm going to press for the movie AND the sims AND the Rolex. Then I'll come looking for you sisters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Combatboy Posted October 6, 2000 Share Posted October 6, 2000 You know, lawyers hear excuses all the time. The most common is, "honest, I have only had two drinks!" Many people though do not know lawyers most common excuse. "Honest, I was just trying to help that sheep into my BMW." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Time Software Posted October 6, 2000 Share Posted October 6, 2000 OK gents... we have to leave SOME room on the first page of threads for real topics I'm kicking you out of the ceaspool wannabe hole you are digging for yourselves and directing you to the better known foul stinking thread for further deep and insightfull taunting Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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