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CM Humor break (kinda OT)


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You know you are playing too much cm when:

1 You are driving and say to your passenger, "Look at that car! That thing couldn't even take a 20mm from the front it's so lightly built!"

2 You plead with your wife to sell all yoour belongings so you can buy a bigger and better system to play CM with.

3 You sold your car and house to buy a Sherman tank to play with.

4 You stay inside all day. When you do go out, it is to find a reference for a CM map you are working on.

5 You have a little spot in your closet with the manual on an altar with candles surrounding it.

6 When you are eating out and ask for a can of pop, you also ask for a P-38 can opener.

7 You have tried in vain to get a protest of Close Combat started.

8 Your answering machine says, "Go away, I'm playing CM. I might call you back."

9 For every mission you win, you rip a page out of the CC manual and nail it on your wall.

10 You have nightmares of moving tanks in front of AT guns.

11 When confronted with the question of what you would do with a million dollars, your answer is "I'd use it to spread the good news about CM."

If I can think of anymore, I'll post 'em.

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[This message has been edited by Waxx_IK (edited 12-01-2000).]

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Guest Lord General MB

Sir,

...hehe....

Did you ever get the bronze Cm web award to work?

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Salute!

Lord General Mr. Bill

Supreme Commander

1st Army

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i remember there was a post just like this waaaay back...

the only thing i remember is:

when people offer you a ride in their car you get on their car's trunk and hunker down

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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Waxx_IK:

2 You plead with your wife to sell all yoour belongings so you can buy a bigger and better system to play CM with.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Waxx, you're 13 years old and married?

Get her preggers, did you?

Mace

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