Wolfp MkII

1. I multitask, but you have thrown my rythm off, now I will need to seek stress related assistance. More taxpayer dollars down the crapper. 2. Come on Joe, everybody here knows you haven't paid taxes since the ratification of the 16th Amendment. Who are you trying to fool? *Please type your response loudly into my lapel.* Thanks...my mistake.

Dear Joe, You are truly an Uber Putz of the nth degree. I have now received the same PBEM file two days in a row. While the lapse in attention to detail can be attributed to your advance years and...possibly...excusable, what is not excusable is the fleecing of the hard working American Tax Payers, who provide my salary, and whom you have taken to the cleaners by wasting my time! This is going to the top buddy, the TOP! Expect a vertical envelopment of your chateau by an army of pocket protector bearing, briefcase totting, brown polyster blend pant wearing IRS agents at 0800 tomorrow your time. That, or send me the correct turn. Yours Truly, Wolfp MkII

Huh...kinda like another place where they used to send convicts, now all they do is export them.

HEY!..It was in quotes, so that grants me poetic license...

"side", "head"..."tomatoe", "toemato"

Your silly turn is still sitting in my silly inbox because it languished for two silly days in your silly inbox before your silly self realized it was in there and you deigned to open the silly thing and make your silly move and thus send it forward to silly ol' me. It will be sent forthwith and toot sweet.

I'll wager that he has...Given the correct inflection the word "silly" has multiple uses in MC day to day vernacular. For example: 1. "Come here silly" is often used by seniors when requesting the presence of juniors who are doing something that could quite possibly get them thrown into the brig or dead. 2. "That's just plain silly" is often used by juniors when referring to the plans of seniors that they believe will quite possibly end their existence on the earth. 3. "It was silly" refers to the aftermath of point 2. above, and, as you can guess, the junior survived and is currently being debriefed. 3.a. "It was stupid silly" once again refers to point 2. above with an adjetive thrown in for good measure to reinforce certain high points during the debrief. 4. "Silly", in and of itself, is usually appended with "one" to ensure there is no confusion as to the specificity of the object, or individual if you will, being focused upon when in a group; but when their is a singular object, there is no need for appending a "one", as the object is normally quite aware that he, or she, is the person being referred to, such as in the case with Boo above. 5. Other popular uses of the word "silly", and its other forms include but is not necessarily limited to..."He's a silly ****tard", "He was acting silly, so we sent him to the whiz", and "let the silliness begin."

We wouldn't have the opportunity to snap some before and after pics then, silly.

Like blunt object wielding...I have already completed BOW101, 201, and 202. I am thinking of branching out into morningstars, but aint sure if the credits will transfer.

SHHHHHHHHH!!! Quiet you two...let's see what it does first, then beat it to death with a stick.

Yes, and one day, if we all close are eyes and wish really, REALLY hard, he won't wake up.

Yes...having to buy shirts from the big and tall shops for the rest of his life would definitely be a downer...I mean, just think how much the costs of tailoring alone would...Oh...wait...He meant the gift certificate for her?

Hmmmm...I figured she already kept them in a jar on the nightstand, only allowing them out if he had been exceptionally well behaved...kinda like a carrot in lieu of the knife, if you will.

Why would she want to dull her newly sharpened knives on his carcass, better that she use a club or somefink...

Makes one wonder what their children will look like...

Why is it more like some weird dessert?

HAH!..Success...FINALLY! The silly thing d/l'd...now lets see what all the hubbub is aboot.

Would you prefer some existential claptrap or a saucy tale with frequent half-truths, more frequent lies, considerable frippery, unsubstantiated hearsay, fantastical rumors, and uncomely innuendo, especially as it pertains to my dealings with the fairer sex?

thingiesthingiesthingiesthingiesthingiesthingiesthingiesthingiesthingiesthingiesthingiesthingiesthingiesthingiesthingiesthingies ...Minimized as directed...

Right?!?..You obviously have me confused with someone who works in the privates sector...I work for the government, where close is Olympic and out-in-left-field wrong, good enough.

You cant scare us with your sorcerers ways Lord Vader...

Yes, but note the distinct lack of a qualifier, like..."Every Marine a GOOD rifleman...or...Every Marine a GREAT rifleman. Rupertus was a visionary. He saw the era of the IT guy dawning and made sure mediocrity was built into the system to account for them.

You flatter me. More like three and a half, but rounding up works!

Everyone needs a hobby...

Of course I do, TWIT! But you sir, have discounted the IT Nazis that work for DOD; a group of individuals so controlling, Stalin himself seems amateurish by comparison. If...IF!..I could break the layers of protection that surround my system, any attempt at loading unauthorized software would be soon discovered; I would be hauled away into the desert and summarily dispatched by an IT firing squad (which would suck; they're IT guys, how good of a shot could they be; I would probably die from exposure before they hit me.) Mrs Wolfp MkII would not be pleased!