LoneSyrian

[sneer] From an SSN? [/sneer] Hardly. AND he sodded off, so all's well ... well, not completely of course ... YOU'RE still around after all. Joe</font>

"SOD OFF" I will. Nevertheless, the Z's belong to bauhaus. As for the eBail, Sybia is a dictatorship, like in North Kobia, Sybians arent' allowed to maintain indeBendant eBail addresses. Sorry I obbended you. Bao Bao.

"SOD OFF" I will. Nevertheless, the Z's belong to bauhaus. As for the eBail, Sybia is a dictatorship, like in North Kobia, Sybians arent' allowed to maintain indeBendant eBail addresses. Sorry I obbended you. Bao Bao.

"SOD OFF" I will. Nevertheless, the Z's belong to bauhaus. As for the eBail, Sybia is a dictatorship, like in North Kobia, Sybians arent' allowed to maintain indeBendant eBail addresses. Sorry I obbended you. Bao Bao.

First post. Read it. Sheeh, how do they always manage to miss it? </font>

First post. Read it. Sheeh, how do they always manage to miss it? </font>

First post. Read it. Sheeh, how do they always manage to miss it? </font>

I can't argue with that. The expansionists should listen to MikeyD too.

The American word Peng symbolizes failure and suspicious gene sequences. The word is commonly used as a basis for large fines imposed by the FCC. Several dried husks of human bodies found dead in front of their TIVO boxes amid scattered buckets of weasel-picked KFC have been named Peng. Law of Averages and all. </font>

The American word Peng symbolizes failure and suspicious gene sequences. The word is commonly used as a basis for large fines imposed by the FCC. Several dried husks of human bodies found dead in front of their TIVO boxes amid scattered buckets of weasel-picked KFC have been named Peng. Law of Averages and all. </font>

The American word Peng symbolizes failure and suspicious gene sequences. The word is commonly used as a basis for large fines imposed by the FCC. Several dried husks of human bodies found dead in front of their TIVO boxes amid scattered buckets of weasel-picked KFC have been named Peng. Law of Averages and all. </font>

First post. Read it. Sheeh, how do they always manage to miss it? </font>

First post. Read it. Sheeh, how do they always manage to miss it? </font>

First post. Read it. Sheeh, how do they always manage to miss it? </font>

Just stand here in the corner....someone will be around shortly to explain it all to you. Is it safe????? </font>

Just stand here in the corner....someone will be around shortly to explain it all to you. Is it safe????? </font>

Just stand here in the corner....someone will be around shortly to explain it all to you. Is it safe????? </font>

Forgive an uninformed Syrian, but what’s this “Peng Challenge” bit all about ey? Feel free to flame me, but it would be nice to get a clue.

Forgive an uninformed Syrian, but what’s this “Peng Challenge” bit all about ey? Feel free to flame me, but it would be nice to get a clue.

Forgive an uninformed Syrian, but what’s this “Peng Challenge” bit all about ey? Feel free to flame me, but it would be nice to get a clue.

I really wanna be polite here, I wanna heed Steve’s warning, acknowledge his graciousness and thank him for his hospitality. Yet, a little incendiary candor is good for America. Grunt knows fully well that the quintessential US preoccupation is to maintain the “American Way of Life.” For example, you ask a young American Corporal, what are you fighting for soldier, his response will invariably be, ‘well, to maintain our way of life sir.’ God forbid some poor fella undermine the “American way of life.” The Arab nuclear family is diametrically different from the American family, Arab Muslim wives refuse to separate from their husbands and travel to foreign lands on their own . Nor is it customary for Arab men to send off their women and children abroad regardless of the circumstances (there are always exceptions). In other words, the Arab family is like epoxy and the American family is like putty. The American and Syrian ways of life are in constant divergence, that’s why you’re itching to invade, so you can impose your way of life with an Abrams à la Iraq; well look at you now. When I went to college in the States, I understood that I must respect the American way of life, although I didn’t have to partake in it. Let me give you an example, I once knew one Maxine B, a fine college babe who wouldn’t put out unless she smoked copious quantities of cannabis. I thought who am I to disrespect the American way of life and not procure **** for Maxine so she can perform. The moral of the story is, an American Grunt’s moral imperative isn’t necessarily commensurate to a husband’s and father 10000 miles away. How a Grunt reacts to an invasion isn’t a uniform, holier than thou behavioral blueprint. To Syrians, it is God, Family, Duty, then Country. Of course King comes in the ass of a very long list of priorities. Besides, can’t I contribute something “positive” from France darn it? Must I be separated from the apples of my eye to single-handedly rescue Syria from America’s wrath à la Grunt’s machismo and bravado? LoneSyrian would never ever pontificate to an American family man as to how he should or shouldn’t react to an invasion by foreign hordes. Nor will LoneSyrian ever chastise or judge the multitude of US servicemen deserters walking the streets of Pacifist Canada. You must understand that historically there was no such thing as “Lebanon”, look it up. There was only “Billad El Sham”, literally translated into the countries of Damascus, amongst which was today’s Lebanon. Syria will never allow Lebanon to fall into the American camp, Bush and Rice are fighting a lost cause, for as usual, the biggest enemy of a determined US administration are cyclical elections. Assad will be around long after them two primates are gone. Look at it this way, would you give Mexico to Syrians? You’ll never again be able to escape the ole lady and get laid in Warez or Tijuana, where would your way of life be then?

No, I’ll wait for some hick, oakie, pedophiliac US commander to rape and burn my two precious toddlers. Some twisted logic this Grunt has: ‘your country is being invaded and flattened, yet you’re trying to leave to save your family?’ ‘Are you outa you’re friggin’ mind?’ Grunt asks. 'Prove to this board you’ve moxy, stick around, sacrifice your children and die. Just like the half million Iraqis the Americans killed.' No **** Grunt. I never claimed I’m a warrior, I merely praised Iraq’s warriors, look at the record, I’m a dentist ya Grunt. The closest I may come to brutality is to accidentally pluck Grunt’s eye out with one of my instruments. So damn friggin’ right, France and lavish livin’ it is, while the invading army breathes Napalm and sucks on dirt. That’s what I’m sayin’, Iraq’s Marines bad, Damascus Marines good, because I personally know they’re good. You sure come across as from the other church, nevertheless, my bad on this one.

Come ‘on Steve and minions, the level of debate can’t be serious, enlightening and objective 24/7. Steve’s entire company is about games and fun. Remember fun? We’re all a buncha thrill seekers here. The only place a LoneSyrian can taunt a multitude of American army types without being carpet bombed to a pulp is online. The injection of a few radical, beyond the pale comments can only serve to spice up an otherwise too anal a thread. Anyone who closely examines the “mill or two Shiite cancellation” comment will realize it was sarcastic to the core, although genocide has been very good to Americans, especially in Japan. It’s not true that I don’t wanna engage in a serious discussion, I have and I do. But with Syria being surrounded by Israel, the US, Jordan and Lebanon, Syrians wanna have some fun too damn it. Plus, Steve is about to invade electronically with Abrams and the works. I mean look at the disdain Steve has for the Syrian soldier, examine the graphic logo of CMS Shock Force, look at the American soldier, then look at the Syrian soldier. See? Notice how the American soldier is so erect and alert, then look at the Syrian soldier, he looks like a fagot with an extra RPG up his colon. I by no means wish genocide on any folk, let alone from my own religion. Plus, measuring Sunnis by the conduct of Saddam and sons is like accusing all Americans of being Jeffery Dalmer. The Saddam regime was an agent of the devil, it will remain an aberration. While Steve is busy demonstrating his grandeur and debating prowess, he completely overlooks the fact his chain is being yanked. Take a break Steve, you don’t have to be pretty and perfect every post you know, we like you the way you are. Battlefront and its patrons have declared war on Syria, what’s strong with a sensible war of words prior to the commencement of electronic hostilities? This should make you wanna dream of kickn’ Syrian ass, for dreaming of winning and actually winning games are two distant cousins. Lad, just FYI that Saudi who raped your girlfriend is the 0.000000303 Sunni Steve talked about in the above post.

Fair first question, it may imply if LoneSyrian is so critical of the US, why then did he choose it as a venue for his studies? You’ve to understand 90s America was diametrically different from post new Millennium America. When I conducted my studies in the US, president Clinton was leading your country. The Clinton era to many was one of the most peaceful, prosperous, tolerant and stable eras the US and its residents have known. Aside from Nixon, president Clinton was the only other US president who visited Damascus and undertook genuine efforts to instill peace in the region. That peace didn’t prevail was due to the stupidity and short sidedness of the Syrian leadership back then, president Clinton went far and beyond the call of duty. Syrians were fascinated with Clinton’s America, here you had an articulate, astute president who possessed sound economic judgment and knew exactly where he wanted to take his great nation. Not only that, Clinton cherished pussy more than Syrians do, and Syrian men loved him for it. You had an exotic white house that hosted beautiful Washingtonian women and advocated sophisticated sexual séances, séances sporting contraband cigars amongst other contraptions. No Syrian ever understood why such acts triggered impeachment proceedings. The US boyz should’ve gotten their deserving president more pussy. So in the Clinton era, this Syrian national had the luxury of choosing from amongst several American scholarship offers, as opposed to how deep a bug would be placed up his ass. Not only that, religious diversity and ethnicity were considered exotic back then rather than a disease, especially when the babes were concerned. Very few predicted the neoncons were a’comin’. Since you asked, yes, I finished a degree in dentistry in the US, before that, I attended the University of Leipzig, Germany for my minor studies. The Marines already have a minute contingent in Damascus. I live one block away from the US embassy and they’re all my friends. Not only that, I too hang out at the Bunker, a dive Damascus Marines frequent regularly. So I know all of them and can tell you all but one are democrats. Damascus Marines are good Marines. If you mean a Marines’ visit a la Iraq, I’m an affluent Syrian civilian, I don’t have to endanger my family and loved ones by sitting around and watching your own kind scorch, slash, burn, rape, murder and incinerate. I’ll be watching you take a beatin’ and that smirk a’yours wiped from the Cafés of Blvd Saint Germain, Paris. Moreover, I’m on very good terms with Allah, not only that, I’ll live long enough to piss on Grunt’s grave. So be good with your Rabbi too Grunt. Give'em some time damn it, it's a super mighty army they're pushin' back, in fact, they're gonna one up you and drive you all the way back to ManureVille, Iowa. Patience grasshopper, patience.

Here’s some “introspection” for ya, in the last week alone, a downed F16 with its pilot KIA, a downed Chinook with 4 fatalities and a total of 20 American soldiers KIAed, all courtesy of the Anbar Sunni resistance. It don’t seem to the those who introspect you control anything in Anbar, let alone the fate of anybody. Yes, the contemporaneous military, operational fate. Anbar’s Muslims wiped that arrogant smirk off the Corp’s face in Iraq. Crush Sunnis? Iraq's Anbar is crushing the very fabric of the entire US of A, it has polarzied your population, FUBARed your internal balance of power, cheated you out of $300 billion of tax dollars, relegated your superpower status, beset your administration with a most embarassing domino effect a la Rumsfeld and Bolton. Arabs, especially Sunnis don't feel the crush, I was in Kaaem recently and could only notice gloat and resolve. Yes, only 0.0000000303 of Sunnis would contemplate raping and burning a 14 year-old girl, and Marines consider rape a national sport best conducted in the Philippines, Puerto Rico, Okinawa, Anbar and Kuwait. Rape to Muslims is the sewage of sewages. Why shouldn’t I put the superiority and morality of the Sunni warrior on a pedestal, if Steve keeps purifying, aggrandizing and massaging US intensions and ends in Iraq. Grand Solution? Constructive Chaos and mayhem. One Bush doctrine that’ll work here. Leave, let the Arabs and Iranians gouge away, Iraq’s demographics are too populace for the size of that country anyways, the cancellation of a mill or two Shiites would revive the country’s economy. Better yet, help Arab Sunnis and nuke Iran very soon. We’ll return the favor in a few years by winning and stabilizing Iraq so you can have oil @ $25 again.