Wallybob on Vacation

Turns back when I get home. Panama City area right now, going back home on Saturday. Turkey day, bunch of in-laws. I may not be in Hell, but it feels like it today. At least I avoided the ubiqitous Wally-world, Sams' and Hobby Lobby trip. Whimper. Angryolized TNT on my return. My return. Return. (edited because I fergot how to spell)

Well, some issues here. I am once again on my wife's laptop computer. I am not on vacation, contrary to the name, but I cannot walk downstairs to my computer. I kinda blew out my right knee yesterday. To my angryolized PBEM opponents, please accept a couple of days worth of delay, and if you can't deal with it, then think about the huge slathers of molten TNT that will await you. Should be ok enough to go downstairs with brace and crutches in several day's time. I don't even want to think about it right now! Angry out Loud! Feh.

Truly, young Padawan. In fact I'd rather have this bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobectomy. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Ben Franklin.

No thong here. Clint Eastwood said it best "Man's gotta know his limitations." Big guys don't need to do that unless you are German and wearing Silver lame' speedo's. Just drinking copious quantities of beer and enjoying the views. Axe. You have hurt me. Send a setup to the email with this account. My real computer is at home. I don't think anyone objects to my use of an alternate while I am ten hours away from home. If you do object, BUGGER OFF. When I return home, this account will become dormant. Much like your technique for sending turns, or your brain. AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH. Life really is good.

Hmmm. Do I get a stipend? I am really enjoying myself right about now. I don't think the school board would approve of the dress code I've seen down here. Did I mention that my wife's convention is a face and body painting convention? It's good to be the king.

Ahhhh, Beer is GOOD! Finally got the wife's laptop working at the hotel, and turn out to Wasted in the Crick. Working at 56K is much slower than I remembered. Ahh, time for another beer. Hotel has 10 crappy TV channels, and connecting (albeit slowly) to the outside world is good. They have wireless connection available in the lobby, but it costs $10 and you have to disable all security features. Feh! Stay in the room and take the $.75 local phone call charge. The Holiday Inn in Guntersville, Alabama has free wireless, but the Hilton in Altamont Springs (Orlando) Florida doesn't. FEH!