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[TGD] mensch

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  1. aw someone remembered not like these other fat sweaty guys… …again why did I hang out here? yuck *looks to Yk2* oh ya now I remember, Say you should spray that perfume stuff on Seanachipoo and watch him wither and die.
  2. I know a song.. There was once a woman from Nantuckett, she used to work with a bucket one day she saw a meeks and smashed him in his knuckets then stuck the bucket in his rumpett and he never sounded the same the end I made this.
  3. Wait a minute… Andreas you live in fance and bought a FORD?? ARE YOU MAD!!!!??? *ponders* you bought it from a French man? ARE YOU MORE MAD!!!!??? well Et au lait and tra la la, expect to see pasty face andy on the newspapers as Refugee German come ex-Brit Patriot, come newborn Frenchie died in a Firey Crash in the heart of Paris driving** his Ford Fiesta?*** was found burning after hitting a French poodle and rolling over a Baguette **if you can call a ford a "drive" more like a rolling gait ***we are not sure what the car was as the fire damage and structural damage was so intense.
  4. wees Nae come out of the woodwork, wees sneeks'n out ta grab yer ladies n booze then'a goos back ta enjoy the'r day.
  5. what's there to know FORD (found on road dead / Fix or repair daily)
  6. what to you think Mr.IMMADOOFUS, you now have to regularly shag it or it won't work. Shave off that extra wool every odd time or it starts to smell like Mace and fill it up with cheep low quality Australian so called beer. basically you bought a sheep
  7. yes .. please someone push him out of a plane with his pants.
  8. *looking from ship to the shoreline* well well look at them jump up and down waving spears and saying things like "ugh" and "wot? a'ppend?" got you out of that rabble as fast as possible there me'lady, I hear being even 20ft from that mace character can give you bad rash's and a liking to wool like creatures. *grins, scanning for the shoreline* you'd think that fat head Seanachipoo would show up… …unless he's been gangplanked by old Stompy, I remember when they were just holding hands way back then. *cough* Yes those were times YK2 remember them? love was in the air, or was that more a pundgent smell of Andreas underarms? hmm oh well either way those two were such in love, I'm amazed they were not lynched by a ultra rightwing group for being accepted in the human race. wine? *hands her a glass of red wine*
  9. *swings down Prince of Persia style* Ahhh the stentch! *looks to berli, wrinkling nose* I've come fer yer ladies of lovely fair skin and soft spoken words. *grabs YK2* Avast ye scurvey dogs I gots what I needs! *carries her off while swinging to his ship down below away from the awlful sights, looking at mace*
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