[Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles]

It's simple my dear Canuckistani :

BLACK todgers are bigger, fatter, and meaner than white ones. And I have a video to prove it, want to see ? :mad: :mad: :mad: That's why I'm packin' black. :mad: :mad: :mad:

You should change the title of this thread from

Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles

to

Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Celebrate Prinz Eugen_2's Strong, Muscular, Big, Black, Mean, Fat Todger.

Do it now.

[Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles]

I so do NOT concur with the above, salient point. :mad: :mad:

Continue with your slack and I will be forced to whip out my strong, muscular, big, black, mean, fat todger. :mad: :mad:

It's your choice whether you leave me with no choice or not. :mad: :mad:

[Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles]

Anyone else find the words "concur" and "salient" ANNOYING ??? :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles]

I concur with this salient point, with it having been so succulently presented.

[Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles]

Originally posted by SSgt Viljuri:

Well, his handle states

My HANDLE is a damn fine statement in its own right ! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles]

CAK !!!

[Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles]

My todger is more MASSIVE than the whole of T-Rex ! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles]

Today I read enlightened American Christians stating that dinosaurs are 4000 years old.

Ah, the wonders of the internets. Any old fool has a medium for their irrelevant opinions.

Man and dinosaur lived together peacefully around 2000 BC. (Illustration by Peggy Miller)

[Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles]

I'm going to wield my <font size=15>GIGANTIC</font size=15> shlong and protect the Socialist Republic of the Undefeated Finns by striking the nuke and the coffee table back into the frozen wastes that is the Socialist Republic of the Cowardly Canuckistanis.

The moral of this story : The good guys win, the bad guys lose, and, as usual, England Prevails. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles]

Y'all is just envious of my strong, muscular, big, black, mean, fat todger. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Don't worry. Noone else's pecker surpasses mine. The Finnish Government actually has issued me a special license to carry my <font size=20>MASSIVE</font size=15> todger. They wanted to ensure that I was capable and mature enough to wield such a beast as my <font size=15>GIANT</font size=15> shlong. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles]

TODGER ! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles]

Meh. :mad:

You're still flabbergasted by my HUGE BONE. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles]

A whole post without reference to my <font size = 15>MASSIVE TODGER</font> !!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles]

I've got a MAJOR bone right here, bitches ! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Pay respects to it ! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles]

My todger is g*d d****d aggressive. :mad: :mad: :mad:

(censored for the benefit of those delicate Americans among us, who get anxiety for seeing a flash of Janet Jackson's tit for one-third of a second)

[Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles]

I give it regular excercise each day. :mad: :mad:

It's such a strong, muscular, big, black, mean, fat todger now. :mad: :mad:

My wrists hurt. :mad: :mad:

[Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles]

I think that there should be less of that lip and more praise to my big, black, mean, fat todger. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles]

BAH !

You're counting ?

Such an amateur...

MY todger is still the king of all big, black, mean, fat todgers ! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles]

Since I started posting about my big, black, mean, fat todger, the intellectual content of this thread has multiplied tenfold. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Civilian Taxis and Sedans in the game: Anybody else pick up on this:]

Originally posted by aka_tom_w:

Does this mean the Syrian player can move decoy sedans around, (like simulating civilian traffic) that are not carrying IED's and move other civilian vechilces around the road system that could be carrying IED's? (Taxi's or Pick-ups?)

Or are they all only parked?

I don't know anything, I just read this forum, but I'd guess that the vehicles are parked. I couldn't imagine civilians driving around in their vehicles when there's a Syrian/US shooting competition going on.

And as a Syrian player I wouldn't be too interested in driving around in sedans, IEDed or otherwise. Parking them around and then blowing them up on remote control, well, that's another matter altogether.

[Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles]

You will never experience the powers of my todger, so you can hardly comment on the subject. :mad: :mad: :mad:

There are such wild stories my todger could tell if it had the powers of speech. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles]

I've got a bigger todger than any of you. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles]

Originally posted by J Ruddy:

Don't call him Princess Eugen

Truer words were never spoken. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Some Syrian music -to get you in the mood]

I knew a Syrian guy once. He thinks being gay is a disease. It's in the genes, he says. It's SICK, according to him.

I'm all for invasion. Make war, not love. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Dr Goodale, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cheery Waffles]

Why has this thread not died a long and painful death already ? :mad:

Let's face it, Cheery Waffle has failed. :mad: