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    The theme of Finland’s centenary celebration year is ‘Together’.

    in General Discussion Forum

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    Thanks fellows all the world around. Means a lot to me/us that you took the time lighting up in blue and white such important places. For instance Niagara Falls, not to mention all the other places. Makes me feeling humble but at the same time so very proud. Once more, thanks!

    http://suomifinland100.fi/news/world-congratulates-100-year-old-finland-lighting-blue-white/?lang=en

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    Area defense question

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    Hmmmm... I think Sun Tzu wrote somefink like the rule of thirds. One for attack, one for defence and one for retreat. So I figured if you have a six shooter that would mean 2 bullets for the attack, two for defence and two for retreat. Spoiler alert: I use this tactic while playing PBEM...

     

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    Rock Simulator 2014

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    This is the orginal Win98 source code agusto. Just to get you started...

    /* Windows '98 source code */

    /*

    TOP SECRET Microsoft© Code

    Project: Chicago

    Projected release-date: Summer 1998

    */

    #include "win31.h"

    #include "win95.h"

    #include "evenmore.h"

    #include "oldstuff.h"

    #include "billrulz.h"

    #define INSTALL_HARD

    char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

    void main()

    {

    while(!CRASHED)

    {

    display_copyright_message();

    display_bill_rules_message();

    do_nothing_loop();

    if (first_time_installation)

    {

    make_50_megabyte_swapfile();

    do_nothing_loop();

    totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

    search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS2();

    hang_system();

    }

    write_something(anything);

    display_copyright_message();

    do_nothing_loop();

    do_some_stuff();

    if (still_not_crashed)

    {

    display_copyright_message();

    do_nothing_loop();

    basically_run_windows_3.1();

    do_nothing_loop();

    do_nothing_loop();

    }

    }

    if (detect_cache())

    disable_cache();

    if (fast_cpu())

    {

    set_wait_states(lots);

    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);

    set_mouse(action, jumpy);

    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

    }

    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");*/

    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */

    printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

    if (system_ok())

    crash(to_dos_prompt);

    else

    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",

    O_CREATE);

    while(something)

    {

    sleep(5);

    get_user_input();

    sleep(5);

    act_on_user_input();

    sleep(5);

    }

    create_general_protection_fault();

    }

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    Unfortunate product names

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    The Mitsubishi Pajero is a sport utility vehicle manufactured by Mitsubishi Motors. It was named after Leopardus pajeros, the Pampas cat which is native to the Patagonia plateau region of southern Argentina. However alternative names have been used for many markets overseas. Due to the vulgar meaning of the word "pajero" in Spanish (which means "wanker") it is known as the Mitsubishi Montero (meaning "mountain hunter") in Spain, the Americas (except Brazil), and India, and as the Mitsubishi Shogun in the United Kingdom.

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