Jim Boggs

Brits always act clueless when they travel abroad - ergo if you're clueless you are actually a Brit!

Boggs was upset, "What the hell do we need to have a meeting about the internet for? Nobody is using it hardly anymore!" The conference room quickly filled and the CEO began the meeting. "Gentlemen, we have isolated a potential problem with the company's internet usage and the new software that we have installed has put a stop to unauthorized usage of the internet. I believe that the message is clear to all concerned." Boggs thought to himself, "Yeah, and it truly sucks!" The CEO continued, "With that in mind and the fact that the software is working so well, I have decided to delegate the review of the prior day's activity to Jim Boggs. He will have the password and will be the only one authorized to access the program. I will require a report anytime he sees something amiss. I DO NOT expect to hear anything negative from Jim." Boggs was stunned, "Oh my.........."

Okay, here's an update for you guys. Issue #1-My company is installing an internet usage tracking program. One of our mechanics got caught with porn!! Can you really get that on the internet? Anyway, all internet access at work has been seriously curtailed. I have had mine restored today, but the new software goes up tonight. :mad: Issue #2-I became obsessive with CMBB again, (totally unbeknownst to myself of course) so in the interest of matrimonial harmony I have stopped playing and posting from home. My game plan is to lie low for a while, maybe until CMAK comes out and then resume PBEM on a more reasonable level. Anyway, don't forget about me, I will be back, I just don't know when.

Please deposit $.02 (US) before proceeding, thank you! **Click, rattle, rattle, CLINK** **Click, rattle, rattle, CLINK** Okay, now for my two cents worth. I think the AI does a good job in introducing the newbie to this incredibly complex game. I also think a lot of veteran gamers here forget that this game is a totally unique concept in wargaming. The AI does an excellent job in demonstrating the value of covered arcs, fields of fire, LOS, overwatch, artillery delays, fatigue, morale, etc. While it may not be capable of beating a good human player, it is certainly capable of teaching the finer points to a new player. The real beauty of this series of games is the multi-player aspect. I, personally, have never enjoyed a game more than this one via PBEM. The design that allows this is outstanding. Two entire communities (Peng & Cheery Waffle) have sprung up just to share the joy and sorrow of playing this game head-to-head. To me, this has placed a far greater value on the game. Furthermore.......... Please deposit an additional $.02 (US) to continue.

Typical Canadian misperception. Tsk! Tsk! Anger and Hate are GOOD!! The thought of mike_the_wino sprawled in the gutter, face down in his own putrid bodily juices, somehow fills me with a certain sense of inner warmth and goodness. The thought of Goodale receiving enough electrical current to curl his toes, and send thin wisps of smoke emerging from all his orifices is something on the magnitude of fine art. It is to be enjoyed as such. Anger and Hate are GOOD!!!! Maggots :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Here Maggot :mad: :mad: :mad: This sig-line should cheer you up. :mad: Oh and for those of you that have always wondered: You can burp and fart at the same time and not die!

Good Gawd (no not you Seanachai). Rune's got his eye on Keke, you been chasing Axe and now Dave H. YK2 has taken mike_the_questionable to squire. It smacks of assimilation I tell you! One thing I have noticed and it seems quite odd. Has anyone else noticed that Seanachai and Goodale never post at the same time?

How much TNT could a Goodale chuck if a Goodale could chuck TNT Either that or bump.

What a horrid nightmare! I dreamed tthat I got home from work and my wife told me that Joe Shaw had called from the Orlando airport needing a place to stay while in town on business and my sweet innocent spouse had offered to let him stay with us!! My heart is still racing from that one. Fortunately I was able to review this thread and the pictures of blood-spattered, sprawling, dead mimes did much to cheer me up.

What a horrid nightmare! I dreamed tthat I got home from work and my wife told me that Joe Shaw had called from the Orlando airport needing a place to stay while in town on business and my sweet innocent spouse had offered to let him stay with us!! My heart is still racing from that one. Fortunately I was able to review this thread and the pictures of blood-spattered, sprawling, dead mimes did much to cheer me up.

Not to give you a headache from learning new stuff or anything, but it's spelled: BAIT You're more dangerous than a color-blind electrician! :mad: :mad: :mad:

I've already come up with a great name for your bate.

But Snarker, if Goodale sets it up as you describe, without the grounding wire he's liable to get kil......... :confused: Oh I get it!

MrSpkr is the Governor of California?????????

MrSpkr is the Governor of California?????????

Two Bottles???? WUSS!!!!!

Do you still put a towel under the door?

Do you still put a towel under the door?

How many winos does it take to tell a funny joke? We may never know.

mike_the_wino has that unique ability to bring the maggot out in everyone. Including Dave H.

You could nail it to his head. It's not like a vital organ would be affected.

That you suck as the Rusians? </font>

That you suck as the Rusians?

Finally, the voice of reason!

You might consider Preparation H. It's supposed to reduce the swelling.