Patch
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Hey, Elvis, you...is especially fetching, I think.
Michael
Awwwwww....Isn't that sweet!
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Its like Paul receiving the blinding light of enlightment on the road to... Akron
Or the Donkey finding a carrot on the road to....Scunthorpe?
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BFC!!! Patch is borked...
Well, I think you are the one who is borked!
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Crikey, It's as cold as a polar bears ass.
Now fair crack of the whip Magpie Oz might give a whopping earbash and he keeps doing a melba but you couldn't say he's lower than a snakes belly.
But stone the crows you'd think Notanotherdonkey was on the pea he seems to have gone as troppo as Joe, or maybe he's just a two pot screamer.
Is there anyone here that can translate?
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What a DREAM.
Michael
Joe is going to be very jealous.
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It's spelled Naval and while Motor Torpedo Boats aren't line of battle ships, they do pack a punch and are hardly to be considered fluff.
Lads, I'm sorry to report that NG Cavscout, having been granted a golden opportunity to meet your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread, has suggested that I drive to HIS house for the Quasi-Annual Interview, Audit and Inspection.
Since doing so would take me out of my way and waste MY valuable time I've indignantly refused of course.
The nerve of some people ... in truth I suspect he was sweating bullets in an effort to get out of the audit, no surprise there of course. Anyone who's read any of his posts knows that he'd not be pleased with the result.
Joe
Didn't Rune invite you to his house? Even I have been to Rune's house.
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Ye feckless snot-gobblin', watery-eyed, spotty-bottom sniffin' git bastarrrd!! Four feckin' letters an' ye cannae e'en gi' thaim right. O.....G.....S.....F. Tha's OberGruppenStompinFeuhrer tae yoo laddie. Af'n Ah cuild gi' tha hang o' tha feckless controls ain the CM:BN demo Ah'd sort ye oot properly, boot Ah keep gettin' distracted bah tha coloured boxes at tha other aind o' tha map. Wha' pillock beta tested thas anyhoo? An' wha di tha wee grasses grow ain circles aroond mah camera view?
Boo, tak a dump an' fall back ain at.
Speedy, why are there noo flame throwers ain tha demo tutorial? Eh? Eh?
Joe (Ah'm caught ain mah zipper again!) Shaw, as this kipper fondler "Wildman" entitled tae boldin'?
Mum, as tha' yoo?
OGSF is back. YAY!
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The mad old man begins to tell a story. It is a story he has told many, many times before. Every telling anchors him to the world. Everyone who hears the story laughs. Every time they laugh, they think about the story. Every time they laugh, the story changes. Every time they think about the story, they dismiss it. Every time they laugh, they confirm it. Every time they dismiss the story, they want to hear another story. Every time he tells another story, the mad old man becomes a little madder...
What is the story?
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Well there was this image of Ohio which made me want to cancel my New York vacation and change it to Ohio, this is where you live isn't? On the downwind side of course.
You sure this isn't Scunthorpe?
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Hmmm...Fritters.....
Those are pancakes.
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This is a new look for the Donkey. And I didn't know he had a twin brother.
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No, no Michael, you mistake me entirely. My motto has always been "Each to their own."
If you are happy playing nothing but the AI then by all means you should continue to do that ... heaven knows playing against a real person wouldn't provide the same level of ... enjoyment ... for you since you might, you know, lose.
Joe
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I already said Happy Birthday once on Facebook, I'm not going to say Happy Birthday Seanachai again ... I just won't do it.
Joe
Then I will say it for you...Happy Birthday Gnomey!
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Looks like the Gnome is over at Dalem's house again, doing whatever it is that single, lonely, middle aged men do together at night.
I was thinking the same thing when I read Dalem's post.
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I vote the Donkey as the Reserve Deputy Backup Justicarrot of the Peng Challenge Thread.
It makes sense, he likes carrots.
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Who asked you, feather duster boy?
Michael
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And, cue up the Rhino, romping in a field of green grass, and then we go to Boo Radley, saying...
What?
What the f*ck is an 'Asmodeus'? I am NOT here for you people to piss on your own hands, and then do a spasmodic thing with urine spraying in all directions, while you shout 'Look! I'm making a rainbow to attract the attention of an Old One!'.
Boo, you invoked me. You used my name. Unless you can explain to me in terms both lyrical, cogent, and subservient, WHY you used my goddamn name, I'm going to rip your f*cking tongue right out of your mouth.
He's an angry little Gnome
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Oh, around. Calradia, Angmar, Gotham City, some armpit countries in Africa, The Citadel, Rome, Moscow and Taipei, Arras and some other places we can't remember. But then I heard something about Normandy and flamethrowers so I ventured by and found you lot sadly not blown to smithereens and figured, hey, if you want something done well, you'll have to it yourself cause Seanachai sure isn't going to.
I saw the Citadel.
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Be very careful Patch ... the last time you intimated something of that nature you got in trouble.
And I repeat ... the mark of a true CessPudlian is to take the quote exactly as written and bludgeon the writer with that ... it takes no skill at all to rewrite it.
Joe
Ha! All words were from your quote and nothing taken out of order!
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Michael ...I find I'm wanting you and I find you wanting...
Joe
Ummm...You guys want a room?
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OK, that made me laugh.
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Yes, Tonto. You are.
But mostly it's a mental thing.
You would know Kimosabe.
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Better strap on my rubber hoof gloves
Don't forget your face mask too. You don't want to get hoof and mouth disease.
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Is Joe becoming a dictator? Who is now to check that Joe does not abuse his power of authoritay?
The Peng Challenge Thread
in Combat Mission Battle for Normandy
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or Prattydand?