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  1. Sublime,

    It's not my job to make the facts conform to the desires of you or anyone else. The Paperclip types agree the story is correct, though the jury's out on whether the device was on a timer or command detonated. It's possible, too, that the planned escapees were told that they could deliver the (unspecified) weapon and would have time to get clear themselves. Again, German cynicism raised to the level of art. No matter what the details, both sides agree (the Russians via the academicians) the strike did take place and was devastating. Your inability or unwillingness to accept such a shocking truth in no way negates its reality. There are also the reports of Baron Oshima.

    I continue to look for further corroborating evidence and, if I can really figure out the likely location (basis for starting the thread), I intend to search for the telltales of a surface nuclear burst, be they the crater proper, vegetation discontinuities, residual site radiation, biological surveys or other means. How big that crater should be is discussed here under Holsapple's model.

    http://glasstone.blogspot.com/2009/08/nuclear-cratering-exaggeration-admitted.html

    Regards,

    John Kettler

    I believe it was detonated by a teleporting Chihuahua. It is well known that this breed of dog has those abilities and me being the owner of one have in fact witnessed it teleport on many occasions. Many times I get up to let the dog out when it is barking at the door only to find there is no dog there and to see the dog laying down on the sofa as if it had been there all along. It also has appeared right in front of my fox terrier as soon as he was about to chew on a rawhide to have it quickly snatched away before he even gets a single chew.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chihuahua_(dog)

    This documentary on youtube will prove that Hitler did in fact use Chihuahuas in combat.

  2. Ay, Jing-a-di-jing hee haw hee haw

    It's Yeknod the Donkey.

    jing-a-di-jing hee haw hee haw.

    De Grey and Frumpy Donkey.

    Lalalalalalalalala. lalalalalaladidooda.

    Seanachai's got a little friend his name is Yeknod.

    The cutest little donkey, you never see him kick.

    When Seanachai vists his Cesspoolians with Yeknod he'll be.

    Because Boo cannot climb the Cess the sides too slippery.

    (Chorus)

    Dingleberriess around his feet and presents on da sled.

    Hey look at da Justicar's duncecap, on top of Yeknods head.

    A pair of shoes for Noba and a dress for Emrys.

    Da label on de inside says dare made in Minneap-a-lee.

    (Chorus)

    Children sing and clap dare hands and Yeknod starts ta dance.

    Dey talk Ozztralian to him and he even understands!

    Ay, Jing-a-di-jing hee haw hee haw

    It's Yeknod the Donkey.

    jing-a-di-jing hee haw hee haw.

    De Grey and Frumpy Donkey.

    Lalalalalalalalala. lalalalalaladidooda.

    HeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaawww!

    Hooooooooooooooonk!

  3. [...meanwhile, its a Very Special, Once Only By Invitation Medical Investigative Surely Emrys Must Have a Little Talent Somewhere? Gala Fest at the Paddock, and upon the altar of Emrys lays and little Rubber Gnome, back by popular demand, in various contorted limb combinations, facing glumly towards the spiral-bound narrow passage way of pain that that is slightly less tear inducing than a Boo tv reference.

    Well, Mr Gnome the question is..(as 1.5 metric tons of prime donkey is targeted with pinpoint accuracy at the feet so that the red pointy hat enters up the spiral in a quick, thrusting horizontal shove).. can the 50% larger than the BN typeface really survive a Gnome up the spout (including index)?

    Were you in the briar patch?

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